Hi all. On monday I need ti update our Junction 26 Website http://www.j26london.co.ukwith monthly jokes. Have you got any really good festive season funnies. ta
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honour of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He lit it. “It represents a candle, he said.”
“You may pass through the pearly gates” Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
Saint Peter said “You may pass through the pearly gates”.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s knickers.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The man replied, “These are Carol’s.”
Two snowmen standing in a garden.
One turns to the other and asks, ‘Can you smell carrots?’
Many thanks for the jokes. They are now on http://www.j26london.co.uk