Yesterday afternoon (Friday 3rd) I got back in the depot and was filling the tank when ‘Cab Happy’ pulled in driving, not his black frieghtliner but one of the Volvo’s, he walked over to me complaining that the thing wouldn’t go over 75 mph and did onlu 4.9 to the gallon (he is an idiot). Cab Happy then informs me that his newly aquired Volvo will be in the shop next day and as he is working Saturday he is taking my truck 
My reply … “NO YOU (zb)’ Ain’t”
“I am ! it’s all arranged with the boss” I looked toward the office to see said ‘Boss’ driving off at high speed.
“I get out of this cab when I leave it, lock it and take the keys home, this truck is nursed, not hammered” I said “You ain’t driving it, so take a spare Frieghtliner wreck” Cab Happy walked off almost in tears because I didn’t trust him, made a phone call and the boss gingerly came back to say sorrry for not consulting me first, I said that this kid who destroys every truck he drives should not take the best truck on the fleet and destroy it in one day. I sat in the cab doing my paperwork and looked across at Cab Happy sulking at the wheel of his truck and had sudden guilty pangs, I walked over and said “If you promise not to hammer this truck, or go over 1500 revs you can use it” his face lit up.
“I promise” he said.
And so at this moment my truck is now probably being towed to the nearst Volvo dealer with a nackered engine, this is just what I imagine, if such a thing has happened, Cab Happy, The Boss and all the Machanics will be drawing straws to be the one to phone and tell me.
Pray for my Volvo 
edited for language if it needs stars to get past the censor it’s not allowed 
mrs mix
