Borderline Boilers

[gogzy]

jessicas dad:
well im a bit crap at this cos there aint much i wouldnt do. i mean i would have to draw the line at bella emburg and dawn french but yeah fizz no problem… in fact most females.

thats because you look at ur wife and go

oh yes

then look at us mear mortals and go hmm there ok, eww no way. FATTY FATTY BOOM BOOM

then u n the missus go get drunk and get in the hottub.

shuttlespanker:

garnerlives:
She would be in the list of women who you would most definitely [zb]

not a borderline boiler list

let’s put it this way, if i was nailing that, she would die happy

im sure she would just laugh at you tbh, ive got more chance and im an ugly scotsman lol.

btw its jo whiley for me,

[lonewolf_yorks]

This clearly depends on where the individual is coming from.

Sarah Ferguson borderline?? Get lost, shes drop dead gorgeous. Yes pleassseeee (and her daughters pretty tasty too)

But Cheryl Cole■■? Definitely on the boiler list, what a dog. No ta

[shuttlespanker]

Lonewolf Yorks:
This clearly depends on where the individual is coming from.

Sarah Ferguson borderline?? Get lost, shes drop dead gorgeous. Yes pleassseeee (and her daughters pretty tasty too)

But Cheryl Cole■■? what a dog. No ta

now, that’s where i’ve seen you before…

in that TV commercial

Should’ve gone to Specsavers

[phantom309]

shuttlespanker:

Lonewolf Yorks:
This clearly depends on where the individual is coming from.

Sarah Ferguson borderline?? Get lost, shes drop dead gorgeous. Yes pleassseeee (and her daughters pretty tasty too)

But Cheryl Cole■■? what a dog. No ta

now, that’s where i’ve seen you before…

in that TV commercial

Should’ve gone to Specsavers

ROFL