Borderline Boilers

Not a lot of room in that cab with her, be better off getting her in the tank!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Thanks very much fer that pal. It is of course ,a very nice looking motor. However, the thought of my rrrs going like a fiddlers elbow in that spacious cab with Ms.Boyle being on the receiving end, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: is not summat that I can get me head round.It would have been even more of a logistical nightmare in the Daf 95XF360 , Day Cab with Pod on top, Drawbar outfit,that was the passion waggon which I drove, prior to my retirement, (which I,ve regretted ever since), in 1999. Thanks for your kind offer, but no thanks. I,d need a bucketful of ■■■■■■ Tablets to tackle that. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I,ve just read altitude,s effort. That,s even more of a non starter. I,m imagining the racket as her screams of ecstasy echoed around the inside of that tank. It,d be a nightmare, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Screams of ecstasy don’t like the sound of that!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: if you could manage to force her through the hatch you could plug your ears, close the lid and it would be dark.

how about just wedge in the hatch. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

hiya,
what about glenda jackson, if you could drag her away from all the parliamentery perks/fiddles nice chest in her youth but a bit like a bulldog chewing a wasp facewise.
thanks harry long retired.

Buycrider:

man-tga:
with all the money that she is gonna make …am sure a few of us would … :sunglasses:

SUSAN BOYLE…

man-tga (wotever the [zb] one of them is),You must be joking. I,m 74 years of age, and even I , am not that hard up. With all due respect to Ms.Boyle, who has got a lovely singing voice, and a great personality, If I had a gun to me head, and was ordered to give her one, I would request the guy holding the gun to do me a favour, and pull the trigger. There is a limit to what one can ask of ones todger: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

hiya,
i’m 73 very nearly my old mate and be faced with that i think i’d want the bullet iv’e still got respect for the old charlie.
thanks harry long retired.

man-tga:
with all the money that she is gonna make …am sure a few of us would … :sunglasses:

SUSAN BOYLE…

There is NOTHING borderline about this woman. She’s probably a lovely person but, NOT WITH A STOLEN ■■■■ AND SOMEBODY ELSE PUSHING!

Look on the positive side. She wont infect you with anything she is potentialy wealthy and could be grateful.

Looks like she doesnt mind a big pearl necklace :sunglasses:

this thread is so wrong its right! :laughing: :laughing:

How about Lorraine from The Apprentice?

bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candida … 0007.shtml

hiya,
lorraine hardly a boiler, could be a bunny boiler though.
thanks harry long retired.

Cheryl Cole :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

YOU WOULD :exclamation: :exclamation: :exclamation: :exclamation:

sam

phantom309:
Cheryl Cole :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

YOU WOULD :exclamation: :exclamation: :exclamation: :exclamation:

sam

sorry Sam, Cheryl Cole does not count :confused:

she is hardly a Borderline Boiler :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

She would be in the list of women who you would most definitely ■■■■

not a borderline boiler list

garnerlives:
She would be in the list of women who you would most definitely [zb]

not a borderline boiler list

let’s put it this way, if i was nailing that, she would die happy :sunglasses: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Whereas you, of course, would just be doing her a favour! :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

shuttlespanker:

garnerlives:
She would be in the list of women who you would most definitely [zb]

not a borderline boiler list

let’s put it this way, if i was nailing that, she would die happy :sunglasses: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

you sure about that :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

LoadsOfHorses:
Whereas you, of course, would just be doing her a favour! :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

of course i would :sunglasses:

i’m a happily married man you know :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

jessicas dad:

shuttlespanker:

garnerlives:
She would be in the list of women who you would most definitely [zb]

not a borderline boiler list

let’s put it this way, if i was nailing that, she would die happy :sunglasses: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

you sure about that :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

yes, very sure :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

hiya,
i’m a bit greedy, i’m giving you three that must be costing the BBC a small fortune to keep in the lap of luxury, but i bet you would.
jennie bond
angela rippon
gloria hunniford
thanks harry long retired.