I used to think it was Scott Carson, the ex England and Man City 3rd choice keeper, who never plays, but picks his lucrative wages every week for turning up for training.
But no it’s some bird called Amy Lame (pronounced Lamay) she is currrntlly in the position of a non job created by future Prime Minister and all round to55 pot Labour’s Sadiq Khan.
132k salary aparentlly to be London’s wait for it…Night Csar.
Where she monitors and supposedlly promotes London’s night life.
She aint doing such a good job because apparentlly London’s night life is on it’s arse.
Many clubs have gone, prominently a supposedlly famous Gay Club called ‘Heaven’ (hardly surprising in a Moslem led Labour Council.)
In fact she aint doing a job at all, being that she has been on the sick for months, but while posting on her S Media doing activities like mountain climbing, and hosting a radio show for the BBC, which she introduces it by saying… ‘‘Hello ladies and gentleman and those in between’’ , which kinda gives the measure of her 
…all whilst still drawing her 132 k salary.
Part of her job is to visit venues in UK and across the world including US and Australia, to make comparisons…all exs paid.
Good old Labour again eh?
Money well spent.
Socialism Rob not Labour.
Fun fact about Heaven, My Spectrum membership number is next one on from Kelvin Carpenter from Eastenders as we were both filling out our club membership at the same time. Spectrum was Monday nights at Heaven…Aciiiiieeeed!!! ‘not gay night’ also it hosted Phuture and Shoom.
You need to get out more then,clubbing and pubbing it in London to boost the industry 
“allowed to be paid via her Amy Lamé Ltd company to reduce her tax bill”
I remember it well…(‘Aceeed’ and Acid House music… not the gay club I hasten to add.
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You used to walk around the club when all this Acid House stuff first came out…mid 80s?, …Wondering why both there was no ‘trouble’ (yet ) and why the bar area was empty, with the bar staff just standing around with nobody to serve.
We checked the bogs, the kids were not buying alchohol because instead they were all filling small bottles with water out of the bog taps, and drinking it to stay hydrated, and popping ‘E’ s in the cubicles.
When they came out, a rush to the dance floor doing that arms flung up in the air dance like they were possesed sweating like pigs, all wearing bandanas.
Strange days.
them were the days when drugs weren’t laced too heavy like today
I wouldnt know mate, I never bothered with them…but each to his own and all that
I liked to keep a clear head.
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Best job has been fella who’s just done my hgv medical.
Booked it online had option to pay online or pay in person so opted to pay in person as not keen on giving credit card details online.
Place was supposed to be sports therapy medical centre does hgv taxi medicals sports injurys etc.
Was more like converted shop with few rooms.
Went in he asked me my weight said don’t know he said have a guess so said 14 st same with height have a guess.
He didn’t have a set scales or a height chart.
Took blood pressure read an eye chart that’s it
Whole thing took 10 mins charged me 45 for it I presented card for payment cash only unless paid online.
Lucky enough had enough just to pay him
He then scribbled on a piece paper receipt for hgv medical £45
Can guess where that went.
While there 3 others went in 2 more waiting
Is money for nothing.
Has be best job ever tick few boxes ask couple questions that be £45 who’s next
