My mate who was in the sas (even though he’s been blind since birth) said that the Ferrari he bought with his drivers card yesterday won’t start unless he has his Barclay card with him
sonflowerinwales:
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1d is one old penny, there were 12 to the shilling and 12 shillings to the pound.
Half a crown was 2 shillings and sixpence, a crown was 5 shillings.
Related phrases:
Stop on a sixpence, i.e. very quickly (small coin)
Thrupenny bit it, not take a corner smoothly, i.e. series of short straights, normally used by bikers. (multi-sided coin)
Cheers
PaulP I tried the microwave “trick”, for some reason it didn’t work, nice shower of sparks though…
20 shillings to a pound not 12.
10-08:
If you drive past a vosa check point with your hands over your eyes you can’t see them and therefore they can’t see you
even more so if you don’t wear your hi viz
Saw a new £1 coin on the side the other day and thought that’s a funny 3d bit the back has the same shield thing on it
I had a tacho check the other day by vosa, when I ejected my Jessops loyalty card, the look on the officers face was a picture.
Freight Dog:
It’s all true. There’s a sub menu. Pull your card out whilst driving when out of hours and a message pops up asking 'insert credit/debit card and continue with DVSA payment?" you put it in, press enter. Every 15 mins the tacho warning bleeps. You look up and it tells you £60 has been taken. Pretty handy to get home. I heard there’s another function that debits money per turn of leg handles but I think that’s just rubbish
It’s not just rubbish, it’s a wind up!