Ashley maddocks

Soldier z:

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Saw Boris Johnson today riding across Tower Bridge on his bike. Gave him a toot and a wave. Didn’t wave back. Think the toot had scared him.

If you were driving a truck he was probably expecting you to drive over him.

Bit of a verge between us. He did look proper scared though as he peered into my eyes.

I’m not a Tory, but I do think he’s actually a stupidly likeable bloke.

He’ll make PM before long, and more than likely go down in history as the greatest in living memory.

Then I’ll dig this post out, and make my fortune from it as the friendly trucker he met when he was a mere blithering cyclist, lol :wink:

And I did once see Timmy Mallet in Windsor, outside the Haarte and Garter hotel, opposite the castle.

Was curious about why he was wearing his Wacaday type colours, especially with it being 2013

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And I did once see Timmy Mallet in Windsor, outside the Haarte and Garter hotel, opposite the castle.

Was curious about why he was wearing his Wacaday type colours, especially with it being 2013

He was still wearing his colours as he’s desperately trying to hold on to his Itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polkadot-bikini led heyday, he had the world at his multi-coloured baseball booted feet. he needs to let go, those days are gone, forever.

Timmy Mallet must wear beige.

My dad used to train with Warrior out of Gladiators, few years before the TV show & getting jailed lol.

I met the queen once, had a lovely chat with her before armed police escorted me out of her bedroom.

kevin phillips the footballer drinks regularly at a popular pub in Lichfield, really down to earth bloke too.

my real claim to fame was last year when I was in a club in ibiza with natalie cassidy (Sonia from eastenders) :laughing: a real wtf are you doing here moment standing next to her.

I met Bertie in Portugal.He was wearing sunglasses enjoying a chilled Super Bock and a Sagres beer.
I waved but got no response back.To think he had to drive after all that beer.

A Stobart lorry was parked near me at Stibbington last night. It might’ve been someone off the telly. However I really didn’t give a ■■■■ and pulled my curtains around and went to bed.

wirralpete:
I met the queen once, had a lovely chat with her before armed police escorted me out of her bedroom.

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Two black Kenworths use the AS24 truckstop in Rheims daily, but their drivers denied, they left the Convoy. :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

maga:
my real claim to fame was last year when I was in a club in ibiza with natalie cassidy (Sonia from eastenders) :laughing: a real wtf are you doing here moment standing next to her.

i think if i ever met her i would have to punch her.

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

kindle530:

maga:
my real claim to fame was last year when I was in a club in ibiza with natalie cassidy (Sonia from eastenders) :laughing: a real wtf are you doing here moment standing next to her.

i think if i ever met her i would have to punch her.

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Or Mrs Potato Head.

Contraflow:
I shook Jeremy Beadle’s tiny deformed hand in 1993.

I shook Jimmy Saville’s tiny deformed hand in 1968, (well that’s what he told me it was) :laughing:

By the way which one of them lot is Ashley Maddocks, is it the one that looks like Shrek with a wig, the Nicky ■■■■ lookalike, or the guy on the chipliner? (I’m a big fan of the show :neutral_face: )

Jeremy Beadle had an enormous ■■■■■…

On the other hand, it was tiny

I overtook Gareth Ayres, that really boring car transporter guy, on the M40 today. Smoking his bloody head off in his cab. Didn’t strike me as the type to have any vices.

Saw Ashley Maddocks today in Junction 9 (M1) truck stop, tbh if I were to ever want to go out of my way to talk to a driver off Stobarts TV show it would be him (although I managed to restrain myself!) he always comes across as a genuine bloke who makes time for people, which I kinda respect, also I like the fact he named his truck after that poor girl April Jones.

As an ex Stobart driver of 5 years service, some here should really get a grip!

Tossers work for all, as do the good guys!

In my experience, the vast vast majority of ESL drivers are ordinary blokes putting food on the table and paying the bills, just like the rest of us.

There are a few complete arses, no surprise there, but I maintain the majority are certainly not and very few of them deem themselves better for working for them, actually, I’d argue they view themselves as worse off for doing so!!

I left esl because the management at my depot (Stoke) leave a lot to be desired, but, I have a lot of time and respect for the vast majority of the drivers there.

As for Ashley himself, he’s a lovely bloke, genuine and well worth saying hello to.

Hate the company by all means guys, not the lads like you & I.

Come on Guys, Leave the Man alone, He appears to have a great personality, and at the end of the day he is, along with the rest of you Guys & Gals out there, just another Driver, who enjoys his work and wants to provide as good a life style for himself and his family.
This I know, because that’s all a honest, hard working Man no matter what trade he chooses to work in, or who Is Employer is, works for, for the benefit of his family. As I see things please stop knocking Stobart Drivers for events that happened Forty Years ago. Most of these Guys will be unaware of what occurred back in those dark days.
So, please those of you out there give Ashley and his work colleagues a break. Remember that secure job you have today could disappear over night. Who knows, when push comes to shove Stobarts could be your saving grace.
Regards
Scaniakev
Now open to endless abuse. Some, no doubt from DafDave in Southport, I look forward to that.

Here we go again ,endless posts of stobart ■■■■■■■■■■ we have seen a million times before,just before you go to type something ,DONT PLEASE :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

anyone who watches the one show on b1 will know who Christine walkden is.well she has been to my home a few times when she visits my mother and she is just like us …normal…on tonights show she was sitting wif Julie Andrews ( mary poppins ) now that’s a star to talk about…this Ashley guy has he been on emmerdale ?