Ashley maddocks

i think we’ve all watched this at some time , do we like it or hate it well thats up to the individual , some of the drivers i like some are prats but all are company men the thing that grates with me is when they say they have 150 miles to go and have 2hrs driving left but they always seem to get there with 3mins to spare , i no for a fact that my truck only does 56mph so how can that be possible?

It’s so they can do a “Hollywood Finish” apparently, which is something unique to them

I once got kicked by a horses bogey that was wearing doc martins

I overtook Dixon with all the go pros in it up windy hill and gave him the old coffee bean signal. Never made it onto the TV though, and the cheeky [zb] didn’t even flash me back in!

Makes me laugh that his wagon is named after his second daughter, his first new wagon was named after his first daughter. But he walked out in his family ages ago, so he could screw the admirers that send him knickers in the post

Bet they’re proper huge incontinence jobs

rob22888:

truckman20:
talking to one of the stobbie drivers at our place and he told me that william stobart sacked mark dixon for having 2 or 3 accidents,the other partner[cannot remember his name]said he could not do that because of the tv programme and william re instated him in case of bad press,apparently dixon dropped a trailer on one of the accidents

How would it be bad press for a company if they sacked a driver for legitimately screwing up on numerous occasions? More damaging for Mark Dixon and his future employment opportunities surely? Stobbies didn’t think twice about binning off Creamy Mess when the fridge work went ■■■■ up.

Call me cynical, but sounds like waiting room BS.

dont really know,but apparently they could not take the chance i suppose,just makes his head that little bit bigger

NOVE:

rob22888:

truckman20:
talking to one of the stobbie drivers at our place and he told me that william stobart sacked mark dixon for having 2 or 3 accidents,the other partner[cannot remember his name]said he could not do that because of the tv programme and william re instated him in case of bad press,apparently dixon dropped a trailer on one of the accidents

How would it be bad press for a company if they sacked a driver for legitimately screwing up on numerous occasions? More damaging for Mark Dixon and his future employment opportunities surely? Stobbies didn’t think twice about binning off Creamy Mess when the fridge work went ■■■■ up.

Call me cynical, but sounds like waiting room BS.

Dixon is a ■■■■. Remember him kicking off at the cameraman when he got it stuck in the snow?

Cheeky swine then had the audacity to get the the crew to dig him out.

that last post sounds familiar
anyway when i worked for stobarts
i had to go round to shane lynches house ,yes him from boyzone
had this great big muck off christmas tree he wanted erecting
when i went the bog tho he followed me
and it wasnt just the christmas tree he wanted erecting

Coogy:
I once spotted Paul Daniels.
Mind you, I was peeping through his living room window and hoping to see the lovely Debbie McGee, preferably getting out of the bath.

He turned me into a newt!

NOW THATS… TRAGIC… :laughing:

rob22888:

truckman20:
talking to one of the stobbie drivers at our place and he told me that william stobart sacked mark dixon for having 2 or 3 accidents,the other partner[cannot remember his name]said he could not do that because of the tv programme and william re instated him in case of bad press,apparently dixon dropped a trailer on one of the accidents

How would it be bad press for a company if they sacked a driver for legitimately screwing up on numerous occasions? More damaging for Mark Dixon and his future employment opportunities surely? Stobbies didn’t think twice about binning off Creamy Mess when the fridge work went ■■■■ up.

Call me cynical, but sounds like waiting room BS.

Ive never watched the programme, who is creamy mess ■■? I take it, maybe a driver who planked a load of cream cakes on a delivery I take it ■■

Saw Boris Johnson today riding across Tower Bridge on his bike. Gave him a toot and a wave. Didn’t wave back. Think the toot had scared him.

JLS Driver SOS:

Coogy:
I once spotted Paul Daniels.
Mind you, I was peeping through his living room window and hoping to see the lovely Debbie McGee, preferably getting out of the bath.

He turned me into a newt!

NOW THATS… TRAGIC… :laughing:

I got better…

Coogy:

JLS Driver SOS:

Coogy:
I once spotted Paul Daniels.
Mind you, I was peeping through his living room window and hoping to see the lovely Debbie McGee, preferably getting out of the bath.

He turned me into a newt!

NOW THATS… TRAGIC… :laughing:

I got better…

. . . . not a lot !! :stuck_out_tongue:

dessy:
I know Ashley and he’s a gentleman!! :smiley:

No surprise there he’s welsh :wink: :grimacing:

I waved at Chris Hooper and he waved back,sounds a bit gay :blush:
We were travelling in opposite directions through France. It was a long time ago and i cant remember exactly where.

oatcake1967:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0

It’s not true actually, I know, I saw it with my own eyes.

If Paul Daniels didn’t wear trousers it’d be dragging along the floor as he walked. Gospel truth guv’nor! :open_mouth:

It’s not true actually, I know, I saw it with my own eyes.

If Paul Daniels didn’t wear trousers it’d be dragging along the floor as he walked. Gospel truth guv’nor! :open_mouth:
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So when he told her he wanted to saw her in half,

he wasnt talking about magic. :laughing:

Split her clean in two like a mysterious jackhammer from the innermost depths of the magic circle!

She’ll need some savlon on that…

NOVE:
Saw Boris Johnson today riding across Tower Bridge on his bike. Gave him a toot and a wave. Didn’t wave back. Think the toot had scared him.

If you were driving a truck he was probably expecting you to drive over him.