Ashley maddocks

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Well I can beat you all. I’m Sir (Soon to be lord I’ve heard) Berties chauffer. And Ill let you in on a secret, he’s an utter ■■■■

42

what a load of tosh grown men that watch such s…t on tv
get a grip guys

43

tippertom:
what a load of tosh grown men that watch such s…t on tv
get a grip guys

So many people on here have such strong opinions about what other people are interested in & choose to do with their own free time. :unamused:

44

I was in the Army and so was Elvis.
We both spent time in Germany.
Despite these coincedences we neither met or spoke to each other.

45

NOVE:
I nearly met the Edge from U2 once, security bloke told me to “offski” before I made it to him though.

Don’t know what I’d have said when I got there though, was leathered.

I know "hows it going you bald rich ■■■■■■■ " :laughing:

46

I once beat Chuck Norris in hand to hand combat and lived to tell the tale. I was also 69th through the Iranian Embassy window…

47

I seem to remember a bird called ashley at school, although i could
be mistaken.
And ive never met her since.

That is all :slight_smile:

48

I shook Jeremy Beadle’s tiny deformed hand in 1993.

49

I’d never even heard of Mr Maddocks until I read this post.
Then again as my wife and I haven’t even owned a tv since '08 that could be why.
Life is bliss without tv!

50

Well since we are boasting i’ve had a snog with (one for the West Country boys) Sam Mason (she’s a proper woman Google her).

51

Contraflow:
I shook Jeremy Beadle’s tiny deformed hand in 1993.

You didn’t have pneumonia or anything did you?

Massive disease like that would spell curtains for a teeny tiny hand.

52

guys get a grip what bull

53

Nobody said anything about a bull.

54

He saw one getting shot at Perth didn’t he

55

i saw ashley maddocks at a petrol station in south wales once
i got all emotional and started filling up

56

I met Jools Holland once. He was wearing a massive leather jacket, eating an ice cream on a very hot day, but I swear to God, that bloke is as wide as he is tall!

57

I once made Alvin stardust a cup of tea. Does that count. Stop laughing at the back its absolutely true

58

I know Ashley and he’s a gentleman!! :smiley:

59

menace1:
I once made Alvin stardust a cup of tea. Does that count. Stop laughing at the back its absolutely true

Did he show you how to cross the road whilst wearing black leather and sideburns?

60

I met Bob Holeness ( Blockbusters ) once , couldn,t resist it :blush: , so sorry , its something i have had to live with for years :blush: , but yes i did say " can i have a P please Bob " :cry: