Ashley maddocks

SCANIA730:
[0all stobart drivers are up their own arse absolute pricks…

An astonishing generalisation of 3000 people. Must be true.

I suppose all agency drivers are scum too…not one good one ?

I am impressed that so many fellow truck drivers who don’t seem to find someone seeing him and getting a slight bit of delight out of it worthy of posting it on a DISCUSSION forum, have took time themselves to post a reply. Ironic eh ?

I once got hit with a car door driven by someone from Jordan

SCANIA730:

Muckaway:
Whoopie [zb] do. Anyone impressed or interested?

+1 all stobart drivers are up their own arse absolute pricks…

see your ■■■■■ hasn’t grown from when you first joined the forum.

Twoninety88:
I once got hit with a car door driven by someone from Jordan

I once got knocked down but a car being driven by Jordan who actually doesn’t work or drive for Jordan :wink: :grimacing:

I once wrestled jeff capes in a death match and won but it was before smartphones so no evidence

I,v chatted to billy connely, robin williams, ewen macgregor at the lonach highland games,

I nearly met the Edge from U2 once, security bloke told me to “offski” before I made it to him though.

Don’t know what I’d have said when I got there though, was leathered.

I met Ashley at asda Chepstow on a Saturday back last year,we got chatting and he came across as a good un. :smiley:

davhems:
I once wrestled jeff capes in a death match and won but it was before smartphones so no evidence

Lmfao.

I haven’t met him or seen him. By default does this mean I win?

I once drove up the A1 near Stevenage shortly before Robbie Williams had a big concert nearby. I checked the “who’s seen who” thread that week but he didn’t post. I can only guess he didn’t see me as I was in a different lorry.

I was once overtaken by Carl Fogarty who was dicking about with his smartphone. He was checking Trucknet. Probably.

Oh, and my name is Ashley. Does that count?

Newmercman … You know why dontcha ■■?

Loving the neanderthal comment above about ALL Stobart drivers . Another reason I don’t come on here much anymore .

two weeks ago i queued behind BTCC legend Fabrizio Giovanardi for the toilets at donington, i can confirm his ■■■■ stinks. seat was still warm :blush:

shade:
Newmercman … You know why dontcha ■■?

Loving the neanderthal comment above about ALL Stobart drivers . Another reason I don’t come on here much anymore .

It never gets old :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I met him and Mark Dixon whilst outside the depot getting vehicle numbers i didnt have in my spotters diary. :laughing: :laughing:

Boycie2013:
Was at stobarts crick earlier when pulled in saw Ashley maddocks off the stobart tv programme. Was going to say hello but he was on the dog and bone.

I am devastated that I haven’t met any of the celebrity stobbart drivers I hope I do soon I am having sleepless nights so I can get down on my knees pay homage to them

Don’t shoot me down in flames, but I’d say out of all the Stobart drivers on that programme, Ashley appears to be the most likeable, least up his own backside.

Although he does moan about going into London, if he so much as scrapes the M25, or the North Circ.

Come and have a go with me three times a week matey boy, with a 400 mile round trip more drops than you do to your Homebases, mainly handball, and a day cab.

I saw Mark Dixon once in Appleton and didn’t give him a dry slap, still bugs me to this day

I was in a stobart sandwich the other night on the M6 !!..one in front, one behind…Hmmmm gave me wood !! :stuck_out_tongue:

Chris Evans asked me about a car we were delivering…
He’s had no facial work done
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