Anyone here driving for ASDA?

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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You dont check wot you deliver?
Bad,i say. Bad Quality. And you are responsible as you deliver it.
Wintersocks i bought. They feel on my Feet as if they were made from somethings they used to make Ropes for Sail Ships.
I wish you a Pair for Christmas,you,…you,… ASDA delivery driver

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Someone didnt get any last night :slight_smile:

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Is this a puzzle. Do we add the missing words to make it make sense

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They only deliver,they’re not responsible for manufacturing quality or is this part of a drivers remit now :question:

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Trucker8oy:
Someone didnt get any last night :slight_smile:

+1

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|I drive for Asda, & we’ve been told to point out that ornamental Xmas stockings are NOT to be worn as winter socks & are,. in fact, meant to be hung above the fire on Xmas eve. Hope this helps. :laughing:

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busteredwards:
|I drive for Asda, & we’ve been told to point out that ornamental Xmas stockings are NOT to be worn as winter socks & are,. in fact, meant to be hung above the fire on Xmas eve. Hope this helps. :laughing:

direct.asda.com/george/mens/sock … lt,pd.html
Please try them first bevor delivering to Shops.
Its rubish and ends up in unhappy Customer.
Thats why we have such bad Name in Public :bulb:

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Uncleskid:
They only deliver,they’re not responsible for manufacturing quality or is this part of a drivers remit now :question:

I carry Milk and drink some every Day so i can aprove that it is high Quality :exclamation:

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Immigrant:
You dont check wot you deliver?
Bad,i say. Bad Quality. And you are responsible as you deliver it.
Wintersocks i bought. They feel on my Feet as if they were made from somethings they used to make Ropes for Sail Ships.
I wish you a Pair for Christmas,you,…you,… ASDA delivery driver

Yes .Responsible for all??For how many calories in food.How quality clothes from China.

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Andrejs:

Immigrant:
You dont check wot you deliver?
Bad,i say. Bad Quality. And you are responsible as you deliver it.
Wintersocks i bought. They feel on my Feet as if they were made from somethings they used to make Ropes for Sail Ships.
I wish you a Pair for Christmas,you,…you,… ASDA delivery driver

Yes .Responsible for all??For how many calories in food.How quality clothes from China.

You got DCPC i rekon

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Is this a Monty Python sketch■■?

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi … m-34656292

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Immigrant:
You dont check wot you deliver?
Bad,i say. Bad Quality. And you are responsible as you deliver it.
Wintersocks i bought. They feel on my Feet as if they were made from somethings they used to make Ropes for Sail Ships.
I wish you a Pair for Christmas,you,…you,… ASDA delivery driver

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cracker-bar:
Is this a Monty Python sketch■■?

:laughing:

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Asda is s**t, full of Chinese tat, tasteless food and frequented by the undeserving poor.
slappdash.com/the-best-of-the-people-of-walmart/

I advise against scrolling down past image 12.

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I used to work for Asda,they sacked me as I kept leaving the handbrake off and the Lorry kept rolling back. :smiley:

I’ll get my coat :arrow_right:

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roughyed:
I used to work for Asda,they sacked me as I kept leaving the handbrake off and the Lorry kept rolling back. :smiley:

I’ll get my coat :arrow_right:

Mind the step on the way out.

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My hovercraft is full of eels.

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roughyed:
I used to work for Asda,they sacked me as I kept leaving the handbrake off and the Lorry kept rolling back. :smiley:

Müller

I got the sack from a yoghurt factory because I kept getting müllered. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Trucker8oy:
Someone didnt get any last night :slight_smile:

No but his Mrs did. Then she offered him some sloppy seconds.