An EPIC scam!

There are just too many crappy so called training courses for drivers nowadays

Some companies who I do work for keep asking me if i have an EPIC (MPQC) card so they can send me to a particular quarry.
I don’t have one, so thought i find out about getting one.

I already have a CSCS card for entry to some building sites, to get the CSCS i booked at a local training centre, paid £17, did the course (Online), one i passed the (easy!) questions i then paid about £30 for my card.

I looked on the MPQC website MP Skills

It’s fully booked for the next 2 months (Unless i drive a few hundred miles there and back), none in my area or for the nearest 100 miles (North East) then even if i find one, i will be shafted for £156! (or if i do one on the weekend £180!!!).

They will only do groups for companies, you have to be an employee, individuials cant attendetc, etc., and it seems to be same old bulloks you get on every other CPC and induction course

We’re basically paying a company money, so we can do a course (conducted by someone in a classroom who hasn’t done the job) to say we are supposedly trained so it take’s away the liability (the blame) from that company in the event of an accident!

I was offered a 3-week stint driving a HIAB lorry for Travis Perkins yesterday, and the agency asked me if I had an ALLMI certificate. I don’t (I paid for HIAB training myself), and as a result I couldn’t do it (although I already had next week booked, and I don’t want to do much more builder’s merchants HIAB work after the job I’ve almost finished). It cost hundreds to get my HIAB certificate and that had material on safety, so why do I need another? Quite apart from the short lives of the certificates with their ‘recommended’ renewal dates, it does look like a money-making scam for the training and certificate issuing companies.

These EPIC and various lorry loader and fork lift courses and certificates are all industry driven. None are legal requirements. Of course the DCPC is a legal requirement.

I tried to get in on EPIC so I could deliver the training and give 7 hours CPC at the same time but it’s a bit of a closed shop and funny handshake organisation and does appear to be all about the money. Some of the Epic courses are very poor.

CSCS appears to be a fairly good scheme. You can just book your own text and go take it. No Training required.

Of course it’s a scam. The Knobs can’t stand the idea of getting dirty hands or breaking into a sweat so anything to provide jobs for their ilk and those aspiring to it becomes game on. They have successfully got rid of nearly all manufacturing industry which involves any element of hands-on skill leaving just what can be done sitting on one’s fat arse looking at a computer screen or moving money around. This leaves millions of workers left over so to keep their voters happy - the ones who don’t want to get dirty hands - schemes have to be introduced to allow them to exploit the workers who are prepared to graft. Hence all these mandatory training schemes.

But it gets better than that, I’ve lost count of the number of times I have been asked to do HIAB, ADR, Moffat etc etc. However the crunch always comes down to the same thing, will I collude in making a false declaration about my existing qualifications, so that the training company can be paid twice; once by me and once by the taxpayer. NO I’m not into fraud.

contractdriver:
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We’re basically paying a company money, so we can do a course (conducted by someone in a classroom who hasn’t done the job) to say we are supposedly trained so it take’s away the liability (the blame) from that company in the event of an accident!

Employers usually pay this for their employees. You’re a contractor ? So who is “we” ?

Mike-C:

contractdriver:
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We’re basically paying a company money, so we can do a course (conducted by someone in a classroom who hasn’t done the job) to say we are supposedly trained so it take’s away the liability (the blame) from that company in the event of an accident!

Employers usually pay this for their employees. You’re a contractor ? So who is “we” ?

Mike, it seems you’re trying to deviate from a subject which i think has good cause for comment and discussion.
You’re asking me some strange questions of which i will try my best to answer.

Q1) You’re a contractor. My username is Contract Driver. I’m a Class 1 lorry driver and employ other lorry drivers to drive for my company. I drove a Class 1 lorry 30 years ago, i drove one yesterday and i will be driving a lorry next week.

I might be driving a 7.5 ton, Class 2 or Class 1, i might be using flatbed, fridge, tipper, double decker, low loader, curtainsider, box van or walking floor trailer, but it seems because you think I’m a contractor (Contractor: a business or corporation which provides transport services to another entity under terms specified in a contract) and also an agency driver (Horror of horrors!), my comment isn’t worthy.

If i was a a van driver, 7.5 ton driver, a lorry driver, a haulage contractor, an agency driver, a driving agency, small haulage company or massive logistics business we would all still have to pay these exorbitant fees to some ‘‘made up safety body’’ to pass a classroom test and get a card, which we must show a security guy, just to enter a worksite. (sometimes we need two cards from two completely different non government ‘‘safety bodies’’. CSCS and MPQC springs to mind for some building sites!)

Q2) Definition of We: ‘‘We’’ can used by a person to refer to himself, or herself and one or more other people considered together.

I would consider myself to be part of the trucknet group. I have made a few good friends and gained lots of information over the years directly from this forum. I used the we as in ‘‘We are all in it together’’.

I hope that answers your questions without being too patronising.

Back to the subject.

The ‘‘MPQC driver skills card’’ (I have no idea how you gain a ‘‘driver skill’’ sitting in a classroom) is needed to get onto several quarry sites. I want to do the work, so it looks like I’m going to have to do the classroom course which costs either £84 + VAT if my company pays or £156 (£180 on weekends!) if i go as an independent Agency Driver!. One benefit is that It gives 7 hrs towards the DCPC.

It’s about time we had some proper ‘‘hands on’’ practical skills training courses where lorry drivers actually get outside (in the wind, rain and snow if need be) and get their hands dirty operating equipment as CAV551 above was writing about, instead of this cosy classroom, pay us some money, with a practically guaranteed pass and a shiny card for which your skill lasts for 5 years, before you have to pay us for that skill again.

P.S. Isn’t it about time Truck Net moved on and gave the Agency freelancers and agency drivers their own Truck Net forum column? The world has moved on, road haulage has changed and ‘‘we’’ all know many of the drivers on here are actually agency and freelance or contract drivers (only because we can’t get a proper job :laughing: ) who are happy to help each other out where we can.

Good post contract driver, totally agree with you, and as a driver of Hgv and Psv vehicles for 33 yrs I too am totally fed up having to pay for tickets just to stay in a job, not all prospective employers are willing to pay for these themselves, they just expect drivers to have the tickets, well good luck with that operators, soon we will be out of Europe and drivers will be even harder to come by, so get ready to start paying more for these professionals to be behind the wheel, when I passed my Class 1 33yrs ago I was earning £6.50 an hour, I know for a fact that a major operator in Scotland is still only paying £8.50, not bad for 33 yrs , don’t like getting political but I’m afraid this is due to cheap labour immigration.

I have a EPiC card it was fully payed for by my old company, they did it on Saturday which we never normally work but we got payed & got the 7 hour CPC hours as well

Mine must be due for renewal next year, I don’t think my boss is bothering renewing ours as we don’t go into the big quarry operators’ sites. The secondary aggregate producers (recycled sand and gravel firms) don’t appear to recognise EPIC and the primary agg firm we buy from specify it for their own drivers but not for customers.
It was one of the worst DCPC courses I have ever done, only driver welfare was worse. A tip for any tipper drivers doing it though; When you do the test at the end, carry on and answer the mixer part too. You’ll get the mixer ticket aswell, without doing a minutes’ training on it. Rather makes a mockery of the course. :unamused:

I’m sure that plumbers, sparkeys, welders and carpenters get their employers to pay for their vocational training.

No, wait… they refuse to work for peanuts, thats what… they factor their expensive train into their rates…

the nodding donkey:
I’m sure that plumbers, sparkeys, welders and carpenters get their employers to pay for their vocational training.

No, wait… they refuse to work for peanuts, thats what… they factor their expensive train into their rates…

Their additional training is necessary, the EPIC course is not.

Muckaway:

the nodding donkey:
I’m sure that plumbers, sparkeys, welders and carpenters get their employers to pay for their vocational training.

No, wait… they refuse to work for peanuts, thats what… they factor their expensive train into their rates…

Their additional training is necessary, the EPIC course is not.

And therein lies the problem. Driving a wagon is a manual job, that requires no skills or certificate, beyond a droving licence. That is why we get paid peanuts.

Muckaway:

the nodding donkey:
I’m sure that plumbers, sparkeys, welders and carpenters get their employers to pay for their vocational training.

No, wait… they refuse to work for peanuts, thats what… they factor their expensive train into their rates…

Their additional training is necessary, the EPIC course is not.

could say the same about the dcpc,thats a waste of time,it does not serve any real purpose

mickjdoc1:
Good post contract driver, totally agree with you, and as a driver of Hgv and Psv vehicles for 33 yrs I too am totally fed up having to pay for tickets just to stay in a job, not all prospective employers are willing to pay for these themselves, they just expect drivers to have the tickets, well good luck with that operators, soon we will be out of Europe and drivers will be even harder to come by, so get ready to start paying more for these professionals to be behind the wheel, when I passed my Class 1 33yrs ago I was earning £6.50 an hour, I know for a fact that a major operator in Scotland is still only paying £8.50, not bad for 33 yrs , don’t like getting political but I’m afraid this is due to cheap labour immigration.

I wrote that over a year ago. It annoyed me so much that I decided to do something about it. So i setup a company to teach drivers ‘real world’ practical haulage skills and i’m doing okay. I’ve trained and up-skilled about 15 drivers up to now… oh, and the drivers get paid whilst they learn!

truckman020:

Muckaway:

the nodding donkey:
I’m sure that plumbers, sparkeys, welders and carpenters get their employers to pay for their vocational training.

No, wait… they refuse to work for peanuts, thats what… they factor their expensive train into their rates…

Their additional training is necessary, the EPIC course is not.

could say the same about the dcpc,thats a waste of time,it does not serve any real purpose

The two bits of dcpc I did recently were the most useful. One got me my grab wagon ticket and the other renewed my excavator and site dumper tickets.
Next one will be to renew my backhoe loader ticket.