Very funny but there’s no pebble or stone to place in the shoe or boot for the authenticity of an agency driver with a limp.
Tweaked it a bit. 
Apologies if these offended anyone.
I’m an ex military copper, it takes a lot to offend me. 
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The RAF MP’s were called Snow Drops due to the white cap’s.
RAF Regiment: Rock Apes.
The n@nce starter pack displays what looks like Paul Young but he is not like that so it must be Paul Gadd.
The Army called the RAF crabs due to the blue dye in the uniform.
Some link to a STI/STD.
That single mum one is spot on hilarious
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Brilliant.
My observation is some single Mum’s are partial to chain smoking of roll up cigarettes, and one baby is white and the other one is coloured, the same for their mate’s children.
When the job centre and DWP start suggesting it is about time to look for a job to keep the free council house and housing benefits, out pops another sprog rug rat to keep in the system.
They won’t give a fig who the Dad is, an inebriated one night stand and won’t know his name.
One lass I knew had multiple partners in one night, so the child would never know who the father was, she had 7 kids and earned more in benefits than someone in a full time job or anyone with three jobs to stay afloat and pay their own way in society without being a parasite courtesy of hard working tax payers.
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That’s so funny.