There are no mitigating circumstances of any type 
Even if taken short, which many of us have, to do it and leave it there open and exposed is downright disgusting. Ask every driver to give a DNA sample and test the poop. Whoever is found to be the culprit should then be fired and the details posted on every web site they can.
You’d think the company would know exactly who was or had been driving the vehicle. At the end of the day the driver just forgot to take his rubbish out with him.
Mike-C:
You’d think the company would know exactly who was or had been driving the vehicle. At the end of the day the driver just forgot to take his rubbish out with him.
How do you forget about a bag of ■■■■ behind the seat? 
If I was ever caught short to such an extent I had to do my business in a carrier bag inside the cab, getting shot of that bag asap afterwards would be my number one priority, as well as deodorising the place. The whole event would haunt me for the rest of the day. The guy is just a dirty scruff, period.
Pat Hasler:
There are no mitigating circumstances of any type
can DNA be extracted from poop ? i have never heard of it ,not that im an expert in these matters
corij:
Pat Hasler:
There are no mitigating circumstances of any typecan DNA be extracted from poop ? i have never heard of it ,not that im an expert in these matters
Yes, DNA can be extracted from all sorts of bodily bits and pieces
On that bombshell, I bet a few drivers will be regretting watching ■■■■ on their tablets during their breaks.
Muckaway:
On that bombshell, I bet a few drivers will be regretting watching ■■■■ on their tablets during their breaks.
You think?
I’d just like to report that someone left a Bulgarian Baby in the layby between Shipton Quarry and Woodstock roundabout last week. How come so many people cannot factor in toilet breaks? Do customers premises, service areas etc not have thunderboxes?
Muckaway:
I’d just like to report that someone left a Bulgarian Baby in the layby between Shipton Quarry and Woodstock roundabout last week. How come so many people cannot factor in toilet breaks? Do customers premises, service areas etc not have thunderboxes?
I had the mis-fortune to use the layby on the Burford to Stow road last week, and there was a sizeable richard the third there! Not Nice. Not pretty! Not ethical! and DARE I SAY IT… NOT FROM AN ENGLISHMAN?
■■■■■■■ in a lay by?! Filthy animals whoever they are. We’re supposed to have moved on from the Neanderthals. Maybe not…
Crikey, why leave it behind the seat where you can (and they clearly did) forget about it?
When I’ve been caught short (number ones only as of yet) and gone in ‘the bottle’, I’ve thrown it overboard the next time I’m driving down a country road with nobody else about.
I have a terrible memory and the risk vs. reward of doing so vs. forgetting about it in the cab makes it the only option for me.
I would have no qualms doing the same with a bag o’ ■■■■■ should the occasion ever arise.
Instead of littering the English countryside with your bottles of truckers tizer, why not put it in a bin the next time you pass one like I do?
Has the phantom pooper been fingered yet? Ooo it’s getting tense…
Javiatrix:
When I’ve been caught short (number ones only as of yet) and gone in ‘the bottle’, I’ve thrown it overboard the next time I’m driving down a country road with nobody else about.
Please tell me this is a wind up. If you happily chuck a bottle of pee out the window into the countryside then I’m sorry to break it to you but you’re every bit as bad as the subject of this post. Utterly repulsive behaviour.
Golden opportunity for drivers to turn around and say that it is the result of being run so tight they don’t feel they have the time to stop at services and use the toilet and to remind the company that they have a legal duty not to run drivers that hard.
As for peeing in a bottle, I have never ever done this in 20 years of driving. If I needed the loo I stopped and used one. If that meant I was late then so be it.
What are we working with , “pigs” 
,this is a bloody so disgusting .
■■■■■■■■ aside, how many of you go for a jimmy up against the side of the truck or in a hedge? I bet it is a fair few…
Lusk:
That is just repulsice I am afraid. But it doesnt just end there, I bet the dirty sod responsible managed to get faeces all over their hands which in turn would have come into contact with the hand brake, gear lever, steering wheel etc etc. And then the next poor sod who drives it gets contaminated when he has a brew.
Before I do anything I wipe anything I may touch with some baby wipes
Lusk:
■■■■■■■■ aside, how many of you go for a jimmy up against the side of the truck or in a hedge? I bet it is a fair few…
Yep,but always ■■■■ in gap between back of cab and front of fridge so if anyone tries to dob me in for it,just say I was clearing alarm on fridge,.
Lusk:
■■■■■■■■ aside, how many of you go for a jimmy up against the side of the truck or in a hedge? I bet it is a fair few…
Nothing wrong with a hedge or a tip. In MSAs is disgusting and lazy.
I have been known to lash against the side of the lorry but I usually do it again one of the the drivers motors just to wind them up