What a day. I’ve just been stopped by the police. The cop said I was speeding and asked me for my licence. I told him I didn’t have one as I was serving a ban for drunk driving. He then asked me for the registration and insurance documents. I told him I didn’t have them as I had stolen the car, murdered the owner and stuffed his body in the boot. He lurched back and radioed for back up. In the blink of an eye I was surrounded by cops including an armed response unit. A senior officer told me to get out the car and lie on the road while another opened the boot to find it empty.
“This officer said you had murdered the owner and stuffed his body in the boot.” He shouted at me.
“I’m the owner”I answered.
“The officer said you don’t have registration and insurance documents.”
“I do!” I said “They’re in the glove box beside my licence”
“The officer said you didn’t have a licence”
“OH!” I shouted ” AND I’LL BET THE LYING GIT SAID I WAS SPEEDING TOO.”
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