A religion question for Robroy,but will he give me a straigh

Sploom:

m.a.n rules:

Sploom:
M.a.n
Please dont love being a sinner.
There will be a day of reckoning.Now is the time to turn away from sin.Make peace with God and He will⁵forgive your sins through His Son Jesus Christ

i’m not so eloquent in replies as robroy but please shut the eff up and go forth and multiply whilst i continue to enjoy my life… :exclamation: :wink:

I dont know why you have to be abusive,youre the one who replied to my thread

I was’nt being abusive i was giving you a positive instruction, please use it… :wink:

Sploom:
No,we live in sin too.
But ,after being born again,theres a battle going on herr

I think that’s just the last straw for me: nonsensical “sin, sin, sin…” lunacy, and the constant bad spelling and grammar - the quintessential and unforgivable trademark of a Troll. Surely if there were a real God he could provide a little basic education for his followers. Oh, let me guess SPAG is sinful… :laughing:
(For Sploom: Spelling Punctuation And Grammar).

This character cannot be real. Surely TN would be classified as a den of inequity to any Christian, it’s full of sinners clearly :laughing:

Posting on Trucknet would surely be sinful?
youtu.be/jBCxE8tUIWM

Sploom:
One of the elders wives spoke to me about this.She likened it to a pig and a lamb rolling round in the mud.They both get dirty .But the pig continues to roll around in the mud but the lamb has a distaste for the mud and jumps back out again.There is a battle going on here.

Jesus H… Even a Troll-Christian could show an educational level higher than that of a seven year old: pigs are, given the chance, clean animals, they’re only considered dirty because of the conditions we keep them in. Pigs have little protection from the sun’s rays, so they roll in mud etc as a form of sunblock, that’s all, mud to them is Ambre Solaire

Also, unlike sheep (FYI a lamb is just a young sheep) pigs are intelligent, if you take humans out of the list of “most intelligent animals”, pigs come in at number 10.

I know, I know, your Troll-Christianity doesn’t credit any animals with intelligence, they’re just “there to serve”, like the oppressed second-class-citizen women.

People always seem to claim pigs are clean.Last time I seen a pig.It was urinating and the pig next to it was drinking it.And it was full of mud too.
But its just an analogy.

whisperingsmith:
> Sploom:
> It just makes it easier to read.The message is the same.Funny thing,if you ask 20 different their views on something,you get up to 20 different opinions,but the Bible written over 1500 years is consistent throughout

Bible Consistent ■■ you must be having a laugh Sploom.

How many different interpretations are there?? - thousands.

How many different types of Christian Cult?? - Too many to count

If Sploom wasn’t a Troll and had the most basic familiarity with the four gospels, he would know that there is a mass of inconsistency just between these four books. If an atheist “sinner” like me knows this, how would a genuine Christian not know it
ranker.com/list/bible-gospe … sa-sartore

A troll is defined as someone who posts onle to make others feel bad.Ive never done that.OK,I have a sense of humour and sometimes I post here after drinking wine which is probably not a goid idea

Where do I start? :laughing:
Firstly I’m clearly aware of the fact you ain’t called Rodney :unamused: , it’s summet I say when I use French phrases like Del Boy…so Bonnet de douche Sploom my son…did I REALLY have to explain that one ffs? :unamused:

As for your ‘living in sin’ in terms of unmarried, of course a stable relationship is paramount for good upbringing and welfare of kids, but why bring religion into it, and what if the relationship turns to crap,.are you expected to stay with someone you hate for the rest of your life?
Better to be mature and responsible in planning to have kids, depending on the stability of your relationship,.and if you end up having a kid unplanned, just do your very best to bring them up well.

There are too many ■■■■ poor parents with ■■■■ poor parenting skilks, nothing to do with whether or not they are married,.and certainly whether or not they believe in some supernatural being or another…

As for Zac’s theory of you not being genuine and having a laugh at our expense,.I have mentioned this theory myself about you on here a few times.
If you are in fact genuine,.I feel very sorry for you for the (self inflicted ) narrow minded primitive life style you and your family must lead.
All for nothing,.the tragedy is (or benefit depending on which way you look at it :smiley: ) is that when you do die,.you will never know that you have wasted your chance of a good lifestyle, because you are just that…dead. :bulb:

If my daughter wants advice on this subject,I can do that but once she gets married,that relationship superseeds the father daughter relationship .If she complains to me about her husband,my answer would be,you promised for better for worse,youre simply in a worse.Unless he is abusive,then,OK,you have to draw the line there

Sploom:
Zac_A
He must have made these creatures.
They cant have just came out of thin air.
He also created that horrible blood worm.

Allow me to refresh your defective Troll-memory (and prevent you from editing it retrospectively)
On Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:47 pm, you wrote
“That worm looks nasty but Im sure it wasnt in Gods original design.”

So, the nematode worm Loa loa, it is either “god’s creature” or it isn’t.
If it is, “he” is a sadistic evil deity who enjoys watching humans suffer, “for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel” as Al Pacino’s speech goes (I’ve posted that before)

If it isn’t, then “God” didn’t create all life on the planet as your defective guide-book-to-existence claims.
Which is it Mr Troll?

Sploom:
Ill go one step further, He will torture unrepentant sinners in hell for all eternity.

Ah… Now we can delve a little deeper into the Troll-subject’s very disturbing abnormal psychological state.

I can just picture the discussion between Sploom and the Forensic Psychologist:
Did you have an erection as you typed those words?
Tell me about your relationship with your mother?
Was she strict?
Did she tell you ■■■ was “dirty”?
Did she tell you that only “whores and sinners” had ■■■ outside of marriage?
Did she tell you God hates these “■■■■■■ sinners”?
Did she tell you that ■■■ was only for procreation within marriage?
Surely if God hates “whores and ■■■■■■ sinners”, you should hate them too?
Perhaps these “whores and ■■■■■■ sinners” weren’t “part of God’s design”?
Perhaps because of that God didn’t want them to live?
Perhaps in your role as God’s special advocate, you felt you had a moral obligation to carry out what you saw as God’s will and cleanse the world of some of it’s sinners?

Religious mania, social deviancy, and ■■■■■■ deviancy (including torture) are already the subject of academic research.
tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10. … 94.9982052

Sploom:
The idea of them splitting,having new partners is not something I would have liked,a stranger coming in and replacing my mom or dad.

Which British trucker refers to his mother as “mom”?
You’re so fake, I bet you think this thread is about you… (70’s reference for rational people)

Sploom:
My name is sploom not Rodney

“You’re so-ooooooooooooooooooh faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake,
I bet you think this thread is aboooout you, Don’t you? Don’t you?
Don’t yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuu?”
:laughing:

So not a UK truck driver if you don’t get the Rodney reference.

Sploom:
People always seem to claim pigs are clean.Last time I seen a pig.It was urinating and the pig next to it was drinking it.
.

No it wasn’t, that’s just (more) nonsense.

Troll-Sploom’s “loving God” at work. The African eye worm, the nematode Loa loa
Praise the Lord :unamused:

Sploom:
A troll is defined as someone who posts onle to make others feel bad.Ive never done that.OK,I have a sense of humour and sometimes I post here after drinking wine which is probably not a goid idea

A Troll is someone who posts nonsense to jerk people around.
And FFS, get yourself to a bookshop will you?

Sploom:
If my daughter wants advice on this subject,I can do that but once she gets married,that relationship superseeds the father daughter relationship .If she complains to me about her husband,my answer would be,you promised for better for worse,youre simply in a worse.Unless he is abusive,then,OK,you have to draw the line there

What nonsense. When/if my daughter get married I will still be her Dad, a husband might be a temporary thing, my relationship with her will be life-long and unconditional. If she complains to me about any such husband, she’ll always have a place with me.

Before the fall,I think all the animals were vegeterian.After the fall,things changed.God gave animals a fear of humans.The ground of the earth was cursed.Now,if the animals changed to become predetors,then God must have had control of this.
Same with the worm.The worm could have been a worm feeding on something other than the human eye,but after the fall,thats went things got nasty and it changed into something else.All this was under Gods control but,here is the important point,it was not Gods original plan.He changed nature only as a reaction to sin.Its not just the worm.Its all the other horrible things too and ageing process.We grow old,thats not nice.We can look at a photo of when we were younger and know we wont be like that again.And we dont leave this world in a nice way.We are either being eaten away by something,or heart attack.In God,through Jesus Christ is the only hope.Otherwise,everything else is hopeless and pointless

Zac_A:

Sploom:
If my daughter wants advice on this subject,I can do that but once she gets married,that relationship superseeds the father daughter relationship .If she complains to me about her husband,my answer would be,you promised for better for worse,youre simply in a worse.Unless he is abusive,then,OK,you have to draw the line there

What nonsense. When/if my daughter get married I will still be her Dad, a husband might be a temporary thing, my relationship with her will be life-long and unconditional. If she complains to me about any such hu
Tsband, she’ll always have a place with me.

There is where you and me differ.When she gets married,she takes her husbands name.She has a new family.Im still her dad but her marriage supersed her daugter father relationship

This is why its important for her to not get married to the wrong guy.Now,as a middle aged man,it doesnt take long to weigh things up.She will be wise to take my advice on this

If you have a daughter,when she gets married,she takes her husbands name.He comes first,you come second