scaniason:
Ah, thank you very much. Just need the fireworks from DieselDave & Rog, and the Mexican wave from Jen and I’ll be well happy, and won’t need this expensive counselling anymore!
Gary
Yes I remember a huge bridge ,
oh and young man just take a look at this thread
jx 
I never got a yorkie bar when I passed my class 2. 
I feel sad now.
I do remember the easter eggs which had the box like a lorry, we used to play with those for months after the egg had been eaten. Hope they listen to you Mr.Monk and bring back the link with truckers. 
Jennie:
scaniason:
Ah, thank you very much. Just need the fireworks from DieselDave & Rog, and the Mexican wave from Jen and I’ll be well happy, and won’t need this expensive counselling anymore!Gary
Yes I remember a huge bridge ,
oh and young man just take a look at this thread
Whoops - I feel so embarassed now 
I must have been thinking of the C pass … (probably digging an even deeper hole for myself…)
Gary
Dont let " bonnie lass " find out about the Yorkie bars for drivers who have just passed their H.G.V. Driving Test . :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: She lives for chocolate , and recently passed her H.G.V. Rigid driving test . :smiley: I do know she did not receive her complimentary Yorkie Bar. :frowning: She was given a large block of Cadburys Dairy Milk instead . 
Cheers , cattle wagon man.
cattle wagon man:
Dont let " bonnie lass " find out about the Yorkie bars for drivers who have just passed their H.G.V. Driving Test . :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: She lives for chocolate , and recently passed her H.G.V. Rigid driving test . :smiley: I do know she did not receive hercomplimentaryYorkie Bar. :frowning: She was given a large block of Cadburys Dairy Milk instead .Cheers , cattle wagon man.
Oh, I missed it…
I’ll have a look later and make her the traditional award!
ashton gate:
Saw a new (i think) yorkie advert on tv tonight. It’s me to a tee.
Saw that as well, soon as it finnished the missus looked at me and said, “thats so you !”
Madguy 
I shall make my award to Bonnie Lass here and apologise for missing her post when she passed!
EDIT Sorry if I missed you too BanburyDan, you and Bonnie Lass can share that one!
roadrunner:
0well done harry. !!
I have now emailed Nestlé congratulating them on their wise decision and suggesting that what they ideally need to do is to talk to someone with extensive experience in the roadshow and promotions industries, who has just formed a specialist transport company, about putting a truck-based roadshow together doing a lengthy tour of truck shows, motor races and similar venues in 2013.
Meanwhile, would everybody please buy at least one Yorkie bar next week? It will make their sales graph look good.
You should have said the promotion would be the ideal way to launch a new mint version which would look very appealing in a metallic green wrapper.
You also should have said just buy at least one Yorkie instead of Yorkie bars as well because it’s spoilt my opportunity for a joke about not wanting another pet dog.
Own Account Driver:
You should have said the promotion would be the ideal way to launch a new mint version which would look very appealing in a metallic green wrapper.
Thank you, I will suggest that to them
Own Account Driver:
You also should have said just buy at least one Yorkie instead of Yorkie bars as well because it’s spoilt my opportunity for a joke about not wanting another pet dog.
This reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago…
Person One… “I once entered my dog at Cruft’s”
Person Two "… “Oh really? What did you get?”
Person One "… “Three years”
Harry Monk:
roadrunner:
0well done harry. !!I have now emailed Nestlé congratulating them on their wise decision and suggesting that what they ideally need to do is to talk to someone with extensive experience in the roadshow and promotions industries, who has just formed a specialist transport company, about putting a truck-based roadshow together doing a lengthy tour of truck shows, motor races and similar venues in 2013.
Meanwhile, would everybody please buy at least one Yorkie bar next week? It will make their sales graph look good.
… Or perhaps give you a case of said product ,for doing the job for them and make you head of marketing and distribution,together whilst offering you the £100,000 per annum salary that goes with it.
roadrunner:
… Or perhaps give you a case of said product ,for doing the job for them and make you head of marketing and distribution,together whilst offering you the £100,000 per annum salary that goes with it.
Thank you, I’m glad I’m not the only person who thinks this way.
Well done harry
I didn’t get a yorkie
Legend_Scania:
Well done harryI didn’t get a yorkie
Have the special limited edition version.
harry monk, the max clifford of transport.
here’s my idea for a yorkie advert.
the french police pull a lorry, they fine the driver for something pathetic, they then get a bit gobby.
the driver returns to his cab where he takes a bite of his yorkie bar. at this point his muscles start to pop out like popeye does when he eats his spinach. he then proceeds to knock them out in cartoon fashion.
Harry Monk:
Legend_Scania:
Well done harryI didn’t get a yorkie
Have the special limited edition version.
Cheers mate
Harry Monk:
roadrunner:
0well done harry. !!I have now emailed Nestlé congratulating them on their wise decision and suggesting that what they ideally need to do is to talk to someone with extensive experience in the roadshow and promotions industries, who has just formed a specialist transport company, about putting a truck-based roadshow together doing a lengthy tour of truck shows, motor races and similar venues in 2013.
Meanwhile, would everybody please buy at least one Yorkie bar next week? It will make their sales graph look good.
There is a promotion on at some MSA’s. i got three at Leicester Forest this week, three for £180, felt quite sick after eating all of them though.
Madguy
I got a truckers pack when i passed my Class 2 - Yorkei bar and a packet of fake stick on tattoos.
madguy:
Harry Monk:
roadrunner:
0well done harry. !!I have now emailed Nestlé congratulating them on their wise decision and suggesting that what they ideally need to do is to talk to someone with extensive experience in the roadshow and promotions industries, who has just formed a specialist transport company, about putting a truck-based roadshow together doing a lengthy tour of truck shows, motor races and similar venues in 2013.
Meanwhile, would everybody please buy at least one Yorkie bar next week? It will make their sales graph look good.
There is a promotion on at some MSA’s. i got three at Leicester Forest this week, three for £180, felt quite sick after eating all of them though.
£180,those msas are really taking the ■■■■Madguy
