God knows what you’re spreading on your arris 
They put a new drivers shower in the induction centre at TATA Rotherham years ago but on 2 separate occasions the cleaner found a “Richard the third” in the shower cubicle so they took the shower out. I never understood why someone would do that to a facility that’s been put there out of good will. It was a cracking shower and free to use. Bloody animals some folk.
We as drivers complain about lack of facilities then someone does that to good facilities. It beggars belief.
Be same idiots.
Who while back at brentags Trafford park decided take a dump behind some ibc tanks.
I dont agree with what they do.
But I really hate when you go places you’ve been driving for a while to get there and you need to go and ask to use there toilet get told no staff only.
Same when your sat waiting hours to be tipped / loaded sorry toilets are staff only.
thatll be the same sort of person who fills his pockets with sugar sachets-just because he can. Guy i once was friends with used to go to the toilet on the pavement outside local pub.One eve he hitched up the bar owners caravan and towed it away - round the corner -just so the barwallers could point out to owner “hey is that your caravan going past?”
quote/ edd 1974.
‘‘But I really hate when you go places you’ve been driving for a while to get there and you need to go and ask to use there toilet get told no staff only.
Same when your sat waiting hours to be tipped / loaded sorry toilets are staff only’’
Seriously?
And you would just accept that? 
If thats the case after asking nicely for a second time, (then a third time a bit less nicely ) …You start demanding to use their toilets, if they still refuse, you take whatever action necessary whether that includes pulling out of their yard, or taking a pi55 (or worse) on their office wall depends on how far you are willing to take it.
If you are on their premises officially there should be no question using their bog.
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place i worked at the drivers toilet was located next to (accessed from) the drivers office with the sink 3 feet away from the drivers window. so you had to stand there listening to someone having a crap male or female.
the office staff then decided the hand drier blower was too noisy so they turned it off at the wall. we turned it back on so they took the fuse out of it. it took about 20 minuets of throwing toilet paper on the floor after drying your hands with it for them to realise the error of their ways and provide paper towels and a bin
Absolutely 100%. If they refuse even first time of asking its p iss in the yard no problem 
If then I’m told to leave happy days!
So 6 months later ‘The Phantom Sh…er’ strikes again.
Gilders Truckstop Tewkesbury, a place with excellent facilities, clean, spacious, well set out secure, good cafe, second to none shower facilities, bar on site, or pub across road for the non cab rats and minimal rest teararses… what more could you want…a credit to the owner.
And then this (or these) 'kin pond life among us strike again.
I mean man.wtf.
Went for my shower last night,.first I was met by this.
Then this…
They should string the ■■■■ up by his boll ocks if he is revealed.
It would be bad and even unacceptable enough if it was done as some sort of protest over filthy conditions…(the type in one of my firm’s depot Trainspotting themed khazi and Legionairres disease shower incidentally ) …But to a firm who actually cares for and caters for drivers?
I would give the ■■■■ a f in good kicking myself if I caught him, that would be enough satisfaction, sod the £500 reward. 
We wonder why people look down on us for being a lorry driver when you have low life like this.
Do you have to get keys to unlock the showers?
I just remembered years ago, i was in my local swimming pool with my friends and one of my female friends came out of the changing room and said someone dropped a log in the female showers. So its not just drivers who do it. 
Nah the guy (owner) treats us like grown ups, but that may well be the next thing due to this ■■■■.
Jeez I sincerely hope somebody who is not averse to handing out poetic rough justice catches him one night .
I was on holiday in Paphos a couple of years ago, somebody dropped one in the pool that floated on the top…the commotion was like the beach scene from ‘Jaws’.
Wasn’t there something on the news this morning about lorry drivers chucking it out the window , I didn’t hear it all so could have been bottles of ■■■■ .
I’ve only seen ■■■■ in shower once at mem bury services w/b , felt for the person having to clean it up
I tore into some bloke at the services this week as he’d covered the toilet seat in paper then just left it , I’m a lot easier going that I was but I made him aware he was taking it off the toilet seat & flushing it down the toilet , he did then wiped the seat with toilet roll .
As for day shift drivers sitting bolt up right in seat if they have to have a night out , I’ve only done 1 night out in years , and one look at bunk did have me sitting in drivers seat all night in the drivers seat , in morning I drove straight back to the yard and went straight home .
I’ve no idea what people expect when we’ve signs everywhere telling you to sit on the toilet seat , don’t stand on it , went to a place in London and all the toilets consisted of a hole in the floor , no toilets to sit on , couldn’t see any toilet paper so I passed .
And lastly I went to a dhl site recently that had a single toilet , with could drivers please lock the door ( I believe it was a unisex toilet ) .
When I was a squaddie in Germany we’d often congregate at the local outdoor pool to show off our six packs and pose just to pee the local German guys off. Some of our guys (not me Your Honour) would occasionally drop a melted Mars bar in the pool. It was like a scene from Jaws
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Burrows said that sadly truckers have become known for chucking ‘drivertiser’ - bottles filled with urine - out of their lorries. “The countryside is littered with plastic urine-filled bottles," he said. "And then you’ve got the other extreme - poo bags. It’s just horrendous.”1
On about this on news , aimed at trampers I believe .
^^^^^
Not justifying it whatsoever,.and I never do it personally…if you are gonna pi55 in a bottle, it aint difficult to dispose of it properly,.as for ■■■■■■■■ in a bag, never been in that situation.
But the obvious reply is…
‘‘So provide us with some proper facilities to enable us to live like civilised human beings and do our job properly’’.
As for the subject of the thread you always get these underclass pondlife types in every walk of society, they know no better, best just to ignore them,…(or even exterminate them.)
Anybody remember the guy who used to come on here regularly and virtually boast about being a routine ‘bagcrapper’ 
,.can’t remember his username…it takes all sorts I suppise.
I dont think the lack of facilities is the issue. I have lost count of the amount of times that i have seen people walk out of a msa and promptly pee up there wheels
Yep me too.
I was speaking generally.
It all fits in with the theme of the thread about those amongst us who are socially inept in various degrees., and who give those of us who are not a bad name with the public.