Where is Mr B?

[bewick]

pete smith:

Retired Old ■■■■:
I’ve always been a socialist, although never voting Labour (except when Harold was about!) but I have to admit that now Osborne and Cameron have gone Mother T has been doing a reasonable job. For a Tory! And I can’t imagine there is anyone else that I would trust my country with.

Hi ROF,
This Harold bloke are you on about, is this the one that lost an eye at Hastings?!

I do believe you are dead right there Pete That would be the time when ROF was swinging about in the trees in The Forrest with his “nuts” in the string bag !! Well he did set himself up for “the craic” Pete Cheers Dennis.

[pete_smith]

Bewick:

pete smith:

Retired Old ■■■■:
I’ve always been a socialist, although never voting Labour (except when Harold was about!) but I have to admit that now Osborne and Cameron have gone Mother T has been doing a reasonable job. For a Tory! And I can’t imagine there is anyone else that I would trust my country with.

Hi ROF,
This Harold bloke are you on about, is this the one that lost an eye at Hastings?!

I do believe you are dead right there Pete That would be the time when ROF was swinging about in the trees in The Forrest with his “nuts” in the string bag !! Well he did set himself up for “the craic” Pete Cheers Dennis.

Hi Dennis,
ROF did leave himself open there but we had better take cover incase he comes after us with that blunderpuss those bears got shot with! Anon 2

[retired_old_fart]

Yes, OK, I can take it as well as dishing it out. But they do say that if you want to find a fool in the Forest, you’ll have to take one with you.
P.S. Should be written in Forest dialect but I doubt if you two would be able to read proper English!
Let alone understand it!