PMSL…
Luv
Chrisie…
this is just "Bordeaux"ing on the ridiculous now!
Chianti see where the edge of the trailer is? 
I see you’re all “Reisling” to the bait
HAIRYGORILLA:
dont know how old you are killer no disrespect but if you had been an older driver ,your trousers would probably be held up by braces , these could have been attached to the top of the trailer so when you fell off the back you could have bungeed to safety.
That would have pulled the gusset on his trousers and got him right in the CHABLIS
if i’d done that i’d get off to MEDOC to get the elbow checked out
thats what you get for trying to take a barrolo(wload) of grapes. i will put a cork on it for now.
and what did the grapes say when austin landed on them from the trailer?
nothing - they just gave a little whine
Its obvious that these grapes were Pinot Gris causing the Bear to slip.
It seems that Aligote was a sore elbow for his trouble and in future should consider standing on a Kabinett 
I think he should “Hock” the trailer and use the proceeds to buy a Clar(in)et.
I’ve got the music for “The Days of Wine and Roses”
HAIRYGORILLA:
dont know how old you are killer no disrespect but if you had been an older driver ,your trousers would probably be held up by braces , these could have been attached to the top of the trailer so when you fell off the back you could have bungeed to safety.
he is VERY OLD.
Well, lads, all I can say is WELL DONE FPMSL
What started out as a very tongue in cheek pop at the compo claimers turned into a very very funny thread. I am just disappointed that not one bugger bit 
I thought I would bump this up as I was reading it just now after searching for something else and it reminded me what a funny thread it turned into LOLOL