that is a good one.mark turn your caps lock off mate on a forum caps lock on means ya shouting bud 
probably a bit late but between perth and dundee there is the horn a pretty good cafe with plenty of parking close by was quite well known for its bacon butties
Dafman:
Just before you get to Dundee there is a cafe on the left supposed to be ok
Its called the Horseshoe cafe mate, at Inchture, just south of Dundee.
Free to park but if you get a meal you can ask for a parking ticket with whatever amount you want on it. Food excellent, but no showers. Go to truckstop on ind. est. for your shower and park up at Horseshoe, used to do it every week. Mike is the owner, friendly bloke and friendly staff. Recomended.
Berwick dock. Cheap,showers,toilets,close to town centre and nice view.