Anyway, you need a bit of mystique, especially if you’ve seen as many naked women as I have!
Oh yeh… your just bragging now…
Swampey2418:
Anyway, you need a bit of mystique, especially if you’ve seen as many naked women as I have!
Oh yeh… your just bragging now…
Evil stop watching ■■■■ and look where your going and you won’t get stuck down dead ends lol 
Daytrunker:
Swampey2418:
Anyway, you need a bit of mystique, especially if you’ve seen as many naked women as I have!
Oh yeh… your just bragging now…
Evil stop watching ■■■■ and look where your going and you won’t get stuck down dead ends lol
Sorry to disappoint pal, but I have seen thousands upon thousands of naked women in the flesh!
Evil8Beezle:
Daytrunker:
Swampey2418:
Anyway, you need a bit of mystique, especially if you’ve seen as many naked women as I have!
Oh yeh… your just bragging now…
Evil stop watching ■■■■ and look where your going and you won’t get stuck down dead ends lol
Sorry to disappoint pal, but I have seen thousands upon thousands of naked women in the flesh!
videos do not count evil! we have discussed this 
also the posters on your wall don’t count 
Sorry to disappoint pal, but I have seen thousands upon thousands of naked women in the flesh!
So have I in the morgues… over the years 
ash 001:
Evil8Beezle:
Daytrunker:
Swampey2418:
Oh yeh… your just bragging now…Evil stop watching ■■■■ and look where your going and you won’t get stuck down dead ends lol
Sorry to disappoint pal, but I have seen thousands upon thousands of naked women in the flesh!
videos do not count evil! we have discussed this
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You can blame or thank my parents for that! 
Just wait till they send you to the Whitgift centre in Croydon! That will put some hairs on your chest!
I am not even risking my eyes clicking on that link lol
Daytrunker:
Juddian:
Jeans! pigging Jeans!Jesus wept whats gone wrong with the country, you young bloods aint training the young ladies up proper like to dress well, i didn’t get where i am today by leching at girls in jeans you know.
mutters off into his bottle of something soothing…
Tight leggings or a skirt at least lol no idea kids these days about totty spotting lol
As for "not getting where I am today " could always work for Sunshine Desserts lol all the young uns wondering what’s he on about
Just when you think you’re the only nutter left, another ex Sunshine Desserts manager turns up…
ash 001:
I am not even risking my eyes clicking on that link lol
I am, soon as SWMBO goes to do my butty’s for the morrow… 
ash 001:
I am not even risking my eyes clicking on that link lol
Go on Ash, it’s better than the lingerie section of Kays catalogue!
Boy am I going to get some ■■■■ now…
Radar19:
Just wait till they send you to the Whitgift centre in Croydon! That will put some hairs on your chest!
Nice place,used to deliver to Sainsbury’s there a while back
Evil8Beezle:
ash 001:
I am not even risking my eyes clicking on that link lolGo on Ash, it’s better than the lingerie section of Kays catalogue!
Boy am I going to get some [zb] now…
Oy, nothing wrong with lingering round Kays catalogue when you’re a teenager, so i’m told.
Ramon123:
Radar19:
Just wait till they send you to the Whitgift centre in Croydon! That will put some hairs on your chest!Nice place,used to deliver to Sainsbury’s there a while back
Going there tomorrow, so happy that it’s getting torn down next year.
I know what your going through. I went straight into class 1 as a young driver. I will get 2 miles from my delivery and my heart is beating because of all the above.
You should have the same attitude my dad has, just do what you have to do forget about it and move on.
Google street view is my biggest help as I use it all the time.
1drop tomorrow so it’s happy days with me.
Also think how much help you have nowadays. All ‘pro’ drivers will remind you about map reading and expecting the unexpected. Where a satnav does a good chuck of the work to get you outside your delivery point.
Just enjoy your work and try to keep chilled.
Try a rigid full of handball in central London Beez, that’s how I cut my teeth. Nearly brought the sodding thing back after my first drop. Was told it was a palletised run, had a pump truck on and everything, nobody bothered telling me the gateway into the Grosvenor Hotel was only about 2 ft wide, so I left my sack truck at work.
Evil8Beezle:
Do I reverse back onto the main road, which is obviously Illegal, or do something else… Having no real experience of a vehicle that size, I didn’t properly consider that it’s ■■■■ near impossible in an 18ton truck so see what’s coming on the main road, and finding a gap. Meaning that without a banksperson to help you, you’re very likely to cause an accident. So I made the decision to drive down the side street and find my way out onto the main roads that way. But what i had missed (While on my approach to the store) was the sign to say this was a dead end street. And I didn’t find that out until I was 3/4 the way down it! Bollox! So instead of having to reverse out onto a main road, I now had to reverse the wagon almost the full length of the street with about a foot of clearance on either side, plus the problem of reversing back out onto the main road. Again, Bollox!!!
I frequently have to reverse out of side roads onto main roads. Not sure it actually illegal though, more a guidance in the highway code (whatever that looks like now).
A foot either side?? Wait till you’ve got less than an inch either side and you’re trying not to rip your mirrors off… 
You wait till you pull in somewhere and then find some pillock has parked so close behind, you cannot drop the tail lift, or has happened to a friend, came back to find someone had parked their car on the tail lift.
I don’t think it is illegal to reverse out of a side road onto a main road, just not advisable.
Lsands:
I know what your going through. I went straight into class 1 as a young driver. I will get 2 miles from my delivery and my heart is beating because of all the above.
You should have the same attitude my dad has, just do what you have to do forget about it and move on.
Google street view is my biggest help as I use it all the time.
1drop tomorrow so it’s happy days with me.Also think how much help you have nowadays. All ‘pro’ drivers will remind you about map reading and expecting the unexpected. Where a satnav does a good chuck of the work to get you outside your delivery point.
Just enjoy your work and try to keep chilled.
Thanks pal I will 
- The SatNav is a godsend, and I have the Philips Truckers atlas as backup. But that doesn’t really help me on the drops and routes I’m currently on. I could buy more detailed local maps, but I’m not assured to work the same route each time, so I’d need all of the central south coast up to the M25. I’m also not planning on being Class 2 for long, but feel i should serve some time for experience, and want the security of some job security before I shell out 1k plus on my Class 1.
I’m sure I’ll sort myself out, as I know my error, and I’m happy to be ridiculed about it.
And can you think of a better way to make it sink in?
ash 001:
I am not even risking my eyes clicking on that link lol
I just did & Evil’s a Lucky Git, wish my Parents were as outgoing as that when I was a kid [emoji12][emoji106]