The Harry Gill Fan Club!

[grumpy_old_man]

rigsby:
i reckon that to be normal for ladies of a certain age larry . my other half is just like yours it doesn’t take much to set them off and there is no reasoning with them , often get the urge to jump in a lorry and get some peace and quiet . dave

And I have the answer…they’re full of ■■■■ and if hubby can’t/won’t attend to their needs they kick off. So forget all this 'ere business of jumping into a lorry and escaping…attend to her needs. And if it’s too much for you, send for Mr Gill or Mr Dunbar…OR ME.

[rigsby]

hell , i’d sooner wrestle an alligator than try to attend to her " needs ". any mention of ■■■ and i get a pitying look or a look like i’ve just descended from another planet . i reckon she’s been rubbing lots of germoline on the lady bits , after all it is supposed to heal anything . dave

[windrush]

Yes Dave, as one old lad told me years ago " When I was young and first wed I could have eaten it and now many years later how I wished that I had done!". Or as the late Henry Cope told me “I wish that I could get a pair of boots made out of the same stuff, it never blooming wears out!”

Pete.

[bewick]

Lawrence Dunbar:
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rigsby:

harry_gill:

animal:
Do think I will be doing the garden not with this snow but then hate gardening as well

hiya,
Ang,and here’s me thinking you was going to volunteer your services and come
and do my garden Ah’ well Yellow Pages it is. yes I heard you say get stuffed.
thanks harry, long retired.

leave it alone harry , your garden will look as good as everybody else’s with a nice covering of snow . wait until the sun shines before you think about it again, dave

Well I like keeping the garden neat & tidy, Mind you my good lady would stop my pocket money Then I would have to go short on my Malts & that wouldn’t do would it , Regards Larry.

That back garden is a credit to you and the Wife Larry ! now then Bonny Lad how much an hour do you pay or is he on a job price Cheers Dennis.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Dennis me owld mucka Its all my own work, Plus I get my just rewards, Extra pocket money so I can invest in my Malts & I enjoy them as well as looking after my good lady & the old MG, & the garden, Im hoping the weather stays good so I can have a B/Q Our grandson is home at the moment so the T/Bones & Corn on the Cob & Pork sausages will be on the go, Plus the refreshments Rioja,s Shiraz, Merlots & Last but not least the Glenmorangies, Plus some Chardonays for the white drinkers, Im pleased you & yours enjoyed your holidays & that you a on the mend too, Take care my friend, Regards Larry.

[bewick]

Lawrence Dunbar:
0This ones for Harry, Regards Larry.

I always thought this site was all about old motors and not old “■■■■ head” Drivers with stashes of expensive Whiskey ! I once had a driver that worked for us for 20 years up until he retired Roy “Bull” Davies (RIP) now he could tell you where all the cheapest “nips” were to be had throughout the UK usually in the CIU WMC’s and in the last new motor he drove for us, an FL10 6x2 he had a couple of optics fitted on the back of the cab hidden behind the curtain. But I recall that Roy drove a Beaver at Bradys when I was there on the Octopus in the mid 60’s and my Mate Eric had no time for him. I recall that one night we booked into Woods at North Petherton and Roy was sat there washed and shaved in his blazer and slacks ready for the “off out” to the local WMC. I remember Eric saying "how the ■■■■ do some of them get away with it, “Bull” must have been parked up a couple of hours ago the lazy ■■■■■■■ ! Little did I know that I would employee Roy for 20 years in later years ! He did alright for us he was a great driver but you had to keep a tight hold on him otherwise he was quite capable of taking advantage. He came to work for us from Charlie Alexanders in the early 70’s. Cheers Dennis.

[bewick]

Lawrence Dunbar:
Dennis me owld mucka Its all my own work, Plus I get my just rewards, Extra pocket money so I can invest in my Malts & I enjoy them as well as looking after my good lady & the old MG, & the garden, Im hoping the weather stays good so I can have a B/Q Our grandson is home at the moment so the T/Bones & Corn on the Cob & Pork sausages will be on the go, Plus the refreshments Rioja,s Shiraz, Merlots & Last but not least the Glenmorangies, Plus some Chardonays for the white drinkers, Im pleased you & yours enjoyed your holidays & that you a on the mend too, Take care my friend, Regards Larry.

Now then Larry there is no way I would allow our lot to rampage all over that immaculate garden at a BBQ, you must have one hell of a clean up next morning to put it all back in pristine order eh! sounds good to me though mate nowt like having a get together with the Family even if you have to do all the providing plus all the tidying up next day, but then again what else have you got to do next day !! All the best and I hope the weather is decent for your “do” we don’t want them inside rampaging around the bungalow cause its raining eh! Cheers Dennis.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Bewick:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Dennis me owld mucka Its all my own work, Plus I get my just rewards, Extra pocket money so I can invest in my Malts & I enjoy them as well as looking after my good lady & the old MG, & the garden, Im hoping the weather stays good so I can have a B/Q Our grandson is home at the moment so the T/Bones & Corn on the Cob & Pork sausages will be on the go, Plus the refreshments Rioja,s Shiraz, Merlots & Last but not least the Glenmorangies, Plus some Chardonays for the white drinkers, Im pleased you & yours enjoyed your holidays & that you a on the mend too, Take care my friend, Regards Larry.

Now then Larry there is no way I would allow our lot to rampage all over that immaculate garden at a BBQ, you must have one hell of a clean up next morning to put it all back in pristine order eh! sounds good to me though mate nowt like having a get together with the Family even if you have to do all the providing plus all the tidying up next day, but then again what else have you got to do next day !! All the best and I hope the weather is decent for your “do” we don’t want them inside rampaging around the bungalow cause its raining eh! Cheers Dennis.

No probs there Dennis, Its tickets only with a £50.00 None returnable deposit if anyone misbehaves, Im like you, From the old school Eh, Regards Larry.

[grumpy_old_man]

rigsby:
hell , i’d sooner wrestle an alligator than try to attend to her " needs ". any mention of ■■■ and i get a pitying look or a look like i’ve just descended from another planet . i reckon she’s been rubbing lots of germoline on the lady bits , after all it is supposed to heal anything . dave

Aaah, yer see, you’re not hard enough for this game (no pun intended )

[rigsby]

you’re right i’m not hard enough , she’s bad enough but now she’s got her mate from stair foot for backup i’m keeping my head down .

[harry_gill]

rigsby:
you’re right i’m not hard enough , she’s bad enough but now she’s got her mate from stair foot for backup i’m keeping my head down .

Hiya,
Riggers’, the guy that taught woman how to talk has a lot to bleedin’ answer to,
if there was ever a guy that should be put to the buck it’s got to be him.
thanks harry, long retired.

[rigsby]

you’re right there , when i met the wife i was on the lookout for a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac that ran a pub . dave

[harry_gill]

rigsby:
you’re right there , when i met the wife i was on the lookout for a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac that ran a pub . dave

Hiya,
Riggers, I’m sorry I can’t help you there, but I once knew a very pretty deaf and
dumb girl who played the piano and liked her drink, and got a bit fond of me at
one time, only trouble is if she’s still “quick” she’ll be turned 80, I did only see
her when the pubs shut cos’ I couldn’t do sign language.
thanks harry, long retired.

[grumpy_old_man]

rigsby:
you’re right there , when i met the wife i was on the lookout for a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac that ran a pub . dave

Deaf and dumb sounds good but I don’t think that at my age I could cope with a nymphomaniac…NO, I’ve thought about it…I’ll give the ■■■■■■ a miss…definitely, I’ll conserve all my energy and apply it to a bottle of Laphroaig.

[rigsby]

no worry harry , problem solved , i’ve gone deaf as a post now so if i "forget " to put my hearing aids in i can see her lips moving but i can’t hear a thing . i can lip read though and some of the language she used is quite shocking . dave

[kevmac47]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY!!! best wishes. Regards Kev.

[pete_smith]

All the best Harry, have a gud 'un!

[cattle_wagon_man]

" HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! " to you Harry . I bet youll be happier with a 80birthday lapel badge than a80` badge from a Scania !

Cheers , cattle wagon man .

[rigsby]

Happy birthday harry , will the wife allow you some extra nips in celebration ? have a good day !! dave

[grumpy_old_man]

Strewth, another birthday for t’owd lad…how old is he now?

Happy Birthday Mr Gill…and I hope you have many more of them. Disregard ANY AND ALL advice, medical and matrimonial, and get yerself a decent taste down your neck.