Are you working for this fella?
TiredAndEmotional:
Are you working for this fella?0
Nice one.
UKtramp:
eagerbeaver:
I don’t know if I could sleep in a truck mate with someone else driving, maybe I’m not the trusting type.Me neither, I would be frightened he raped me in my sleep, that’s the problem with being a pretty boy like me. I couldn’t be sent to a prison as I would be eyed up by all.
Seriously…I suggest that a 57 year old failed fridge cleaner and retired truck driver from Hull will be perfectly safe in any prison.
If you talk like you post then the chances are you will be in solitary confinement anyway.
Erm…wrong forum chap 
del trotter:
Post of the year right there if you ask me, inb4 Matron comes along tut tuts and removes it 
I suppose that’s just to clarify that not ALL EE’S need a good command of the English language.
They’re no more that a C!
I agree,they should learn English before coming here,where I deliver there are two ladies who sort out the paperwork,they despair when a foreign driver walks in,hardly any of them speak English and it usually comes down to arm gestures and a bit of shouting,all they ever get is NO ENGLISH,NO ENGLISH,makes their job a heck of a lot harder,the last job I had we had an agency guy in for the day for the 18 tonner,could not speak a word of English and he jumped into the passenger side thinking it was a left ■■■■■■,whithin 5 min he was sent away back to the agency,i also had one of our foreign cousins asking me for directions,i asked if he spoke English,usual reply NO ENGLISH,so I gestured to him I wasn’t wasting my time trying to explain where he had to go,i just don’t have the patience.
Olog Hai:
A 13-hour shift starting at midnight…I’m not surprised that they have to turn to the Eastern Euros.
That was my thoughts, ■■■■ that for a game of soldiers.
13 hours, drive home, tea shower, bed, drive back to re.start within 11 hours…and away again ?. 
And you day/night men knock trampers for our lifestyle?? 
I think that unless they are running to Poland they should have a basic at least, understanding of the English language.
If I thought he stank I would have refused to go out with him within 30 seconds… end of, 13 hours breathing in essence of ■■■■■■■■ armpits and arse…no thanks I’ll pass on that one.
And even if I was able to sleep breathing all that in, I wouldn’t. I only sleep riding shotgun if I know the driver and his abilities.
Time to find a decent job I reckon o/p. 
Did he get paid for that day?
(intimate interest)
Really some truly shocking EE drivers driving for British firms at the minute,
Saw one for immingham transport the other day and the yard man at the place had to put the truck on a bay for him as he couldn’t do it,I mean seriously how’s it got to this
yorkshire terrier:
Really some truly shocking EE drivers driving for British firms at the minute,
Saw one for immingham transport the other day and the yard man at the place had to put the truck on a bay for him as he couldn’t do it,I mean seriously how’s it got to this
cheap labour,probably on minimum wage
UKtramp:
Me neither, I would be frightened he raped me in my sleep, that’s the problem with being a pretty boy like me. I couldn’t be sent to a prison as I would be eyed up by all.
You’ll be fine UKT; I’ve checked through my extensive back catalogue of “Judge weekly” and can indeed confirm that it is only the bummer and not the bumee who indeed gets sent to prison nowadays. 
the maoster:
UKtramp:
Me neither, I would be frightened he raped me in my sleep, that’s the problem with being a pretty boy like me. I couldn’t be sent to a prison as I would be eyed up by all.You’ll be fine UKT; I’ve checked through my extensive back catalogue of “Judge weekly” and can indeed confirm that it is only the bummer and not the bumee who indeed gets sent to prison nowadays.
UKtramp:
eagerbeaver:
I don’t know if I could sleep in a truck mate with someone else driving, maybe I’m not the trusting type.Me neither, I would be frightened he raped me in my sleep, that’s the problem with being a pretty boy like me. I couldn’t be sent to a prison as I would be eyed up by all.
Having had the pleasure of staying at 2 of her majesty’s finest all inclusive establishments I can assure you from my experiences that the pretty boy thing is a myth, no one cares. They do however care if you’re a bit of an idiot, that will earn you no end of attention…
yorkshire terrier:
I mean seriously how’s it got to this
Because employers are of the opinion that drivers are two a penny, “If you’re not happy here [zb] off I don’t care I’ll have a fresh bum in that seat tomorrow I guarantee it!”
I think now the slow but sure realisation will (should) start seeping in that even though they are fully aware that there is no driver shortage (as LGV training companies would like potential students to believe) but there is however a serious ‘competent driver’ shortage, in the mean time at least the insurance companies and training companies can continue to make hay while the sun shines.
This Polish guy may by not best but main British driver responsibity was absolutely low.He sleep when another new drive.He not explain where need to go and where this person want to go.And i think in the end of shift he not report who this person not good drivers .People moaning and mooning but when need report that all avoid .
Norfolkinclue1:
UKtramp:
eagerbeaver:
I don’t know if I could sleep in a truck mate with someone else driving, maybe I’m not the trusting type.Me neither, I would be frightened he raped me in my sleep, that’s the problem with being a pretty boy like me. I couldn’t be sent to a prison as I would be eyed up by all.
Having had the pleasure of staying at 2 of her majesty’s finest all inclusive establishments I can assure you from my experiences that the pretty boy thing is a myth, no one cares. They do however care if you’re a bit of an idiot, that will earn you no end of attention…
Fine there then, ok off to prison I go with my fears put well aside 
Andrejs:
This Polish guy may by not best but main British driver responsibity was absolutely low.He sleep when another new drive.He not explain where need to go and where this person want to go.And i think in the end of shift he not report who this person not good drivers .People moaning and mooning but when need report that all avoid .
Andrejs needs not only learn to write English properly, but also needs to be explained the fine art of irony…