Sex

Quinny:
It was our 27th wedding anniversary yesterday, and we stopped in Helmsley last night… :wink:

Roll on next year.

Ken.

:laughing: :laughing:

Haha some funny posts

Found out a while ago, i was bi-■■■■■■, if i want it, i gotta buy it lol

SidneyGreenstreet:
Found out a while ago, i was bi-■■■■■■, if i want it, i gotta buy it lol

I’m tri- ■■■■■■ :laughing: I’ll try anything to do with ■■■ :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

comet:
Whats ■■■ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Just asked the wife what ■■■ was,she said it’s free milk delivered :exclamation: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

rigsby:
■■■ is the commodity used by women to snare gullible young men into a state of matrimony , once the sprogs are born said ■■■ is withdrawn until such times as she wants something expensive or she gets drunk enough .

Agree 100% except even getting her drunk isn’t working lately think she has copped on dam evolution

If a proposed law passes in Mexico City, couples could opt for a two-year marriage license, test out married life, and then renew their licenses if they are still happy.Â

Brilliant Idea…

comet:
Whats ■■■ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

About 30 quid

I always have my tea about ■■■.

Time you get in from your busy week sit on the sofa with the missus I bet you end up asleep :laughing: ■■■ out the window

Legend_Scania:
Time you get in from your busy week sit on the sofa with the missus I bet you end up asleep :laughing: ■■■ out the window

■■■ out the window? Is that like shagging a sheep on a cliff? The harder you push the more she pushes back?