Franglais:
Drempels:
However, we have PHONE MAN, who feels the need to have a 15 minute conversation (so far) about how “James” was begging him to start early on Monday HE SAID IT WAS ONLY ME THAT HE COULD TRUST WI’ IT, ONLY GETTING 24 HOURS OFF THIS WEEK dontcha know.
I’m beside myself with worry at what could be possibly be coming out of a Tesco RDC that only one man can handle it. What ever it is, I can only sit here and marvel at his abilities.
Had a boss who often came out with:
“Im glad it
s you thats first back, I wouldn
t trust anyone else with this next job!”
We all knew it was nonsense, and he said the same no matter who was first back, but `tis all part of the game! 
Indeed it is, but not all of us realise it! 
DonutUK:
Carry a pair of pliers and just crimp the fuel line to the fridge…peaceful nights sleep guaranteed.

Met plenty of you hard men up and down the country, funny how none of you actually do anything other than scowl from behind your curtains.
Weaklings the lot of you.
Drempels:
Franglais:
Drempels:
Can just picture him in rdc chair, spouting the (I’d pull the pin storyline) bet he was on the balcony too.
Pull the pin story? Don’t know that one, can we have more info pls? Need it for my RDC waiting room bingo game 
“Id pull his pin!" "I
d turn it off”
“Id tell him to..." "I
d call the police and tell em I need a night
s sleep or I wont be safe tomorrow”
Normally followed by a silly grin, and “That showed him”, as our story telling hero waits for you admiration at his superiority.
I’m with you. Actually in an RDC waiting room right now, but sadly not many English-speaking bods here.
However, we have PHONE MAN, who feels the need to have a 15 minute conversation (so far) about how “James” was begging him to start early on Monday HE SAID IT WAS ONLY ME THAT HE COULD TRUST WI’ IT, ONLY GETTING 24 HOURS OFF THIS WEEK dontcha know.
I’m beside myself with worry at what could be possibly be coming out of a Tesco RDC that only one man can handle it. What ever it is, I can only sit here and marvel at his abilities.
You should encourage him and see how outlandish his story gets, probably find he’s the driver in the company that can get a load of frozen peas to Vladivostok, by next weekend. 
muckles:
Drempels:
Franglais:
Drempels:
Can just picture him in rdc chair, spouting the (I’d pull the pin storyline) bet he was on the balcony too.
Pull the pin story? Don’t know that one, can we have more info pls? Need it for my RDC waiting room bingo game 
“Id pull his pin!" "I
d turn it off”
“Id tell him to..." "I
d call the police and tell em I need a night
s sleep or I wont be safe tomorrow”
Normally followed by a silly grin, and “That showed him”, as our story telling hero waits for you admiration at his superiority.
I’m with you. Actually in an RDC waiting room right now, but sadly not many English-speaking bods here.
However, we have PHONE MAN, who feels the need to have a 15 minute conversation (so far) about how “James” was begging him to start early on Monday HE SAID IT WAS ONLY ME THAT HE COULD TRUST WI’ IT, ONLY GETTING 24 HOURS OFF THIS WEEK dontcha know.
I’m beside myself with worry at what could be possibly be coming out of a Tesco RDC that only one man can handle it. What ever it is, I can only sit here and marvel at his abilities.
You should encourage him and see how outlandish his story gets, probably find he’s the driver in the company that can get a load of frozen peas to Vladivostok, by next weekend. 
Strangely, as soon as the goods in bod called his bay number, the massively important “call” was terminated sharpish. Odd, that. 