lee27:
Not sure what’s worse, this thread or the people who seem to of taken it seriously with their replies
Oops 
maybe I’m too gullable, whats said is said 
Slackbladder:
Brettnewton1988:
I don’t need any cpc cad pal?!! I’ve bi driving 6 years and there’s note you can tell me, didn’t you read earlier I’ve already had a v8 ffs!!I’m aware of bi curious but never heard of bi driving, is it the same thing? Oh and v8s are so yesterday, take a look at this beauty.
youtube.com/watch?v=a8Kw1ZPe4Ho&sns=tw
Hiya…hell its got no mirrors on that MAN what will VOSA say. i thought it said a couple of days ago the European market said trucks was going to be more cycle rider friendly…well it aint going to happen with trucks that look like that MAN
the driver cannot see down the side of his truck hes to far in the centre of the vehicle…LOL…ok he can see behind what use is that with push bikers.
John
eddie snax:
lee27:
Not sure what’s worse, this thread or the people who seem to of taken it seriously with their repliesOops
Think this whole thing has gone over my head, seems this guy is known to you lot!
I do recognise a loser with too much time on his hands when I see one though
eddie snax:
lee27:
Not sure what’s worse, this thread or the people who seem to of taken it seriously with their repliesOops
my problem is I’ve got a reputation for hitting things in tight yards etc etc
And you think they gonna let you loose in a new unit… you got more chance of the pope becoming gay… 
You know what they say, cant polish a trud…
Lee27, obviously ex s.a.s you don’t learn keyboard warrior skills like that in the bog standard army. Tell ya what I’m double checking my doors are locked before going to sleep tonight.
You’ve driven a v8 did you make sure and stamp the v8 badge on to the back doors of every other lorry you got stuck behind 
Is this you with an angry chicken on your back. 
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oatcake1967:
Is this you with an angry chicken on your back.
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That’s awful!!!
Swampey2418:
my problem is I’ve got a reputation for hitting things in tight yards etc etc
And you think they gonna let you loose in a new unit… you got more chance of the pope becoming gay…
So a fairly high chance then
Thetaff2:
oatcake1967:
Is this you with an angry chicken on your back.
That’s awful!!!
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One might say its clucking awful.
Speak to Mark Dixon and co , they will teach you how to do the " dreaded " blindside reverse manouver in tight spaces , that should reduce your damages , failing that get a bigger rag for your polishing
I think he does enough polishing, and it ain’t with a rag. 
Easiest fishing ever Brett
Can some of you that have posted on this thread check out the Oxford Dictionary, and tell me why it has removed the word “gullible”… just curious 
peterm:
Limey is it.
+1
Some on here have no sense of humour. Take this thread for what it is, a funny attempt at trolling. Perhaps mods could confirm by IP address if it is indeed our resident wind up Merchant…
tamarman:
Speak to Mark Dixon and co , they will teach you how to do the " dreaded " blindside reverse manouver in tight spaces , that should reduce your damages , failing that get a bigger rag for your polishing
yeah they get the camera man too guide them lol
I knew it was a wind up but I was just trying to keep the craic going.
I’ve just heard from Brian (Confused.com robot); He says “you don’t drive a Scania 450 Streamline, nor do you advise on heavy haulage matters. You actually drive a crappy hatchback with cheaply tinted windows, and a stereo constantly thumping out Heart FM music. You don’t do heavy haulage, you push trolleys for Tescos and live with your parents.
Hope this helps…”
