Better put the pics on!!
kevmac47:
Gentlemen, I’ve been out today procuring on your behalf,
J130…excellent vehicle Kevmac, ideal as company car for R.O.F, Charlie, and Harry (semi-retired)…on their days off from driving the pink coaches… 
rigsby:
I am afraid I have been forced to withdraw
My application for the post of minister for war kev . In the light of certain possible indiscretions in the past , I wouldn’t want any blemish on the government of our esteemed leader . Profumo was minister of war wasn’t he ? I may be seeking a less sensitive post later , merci , Dave
Gotcha Riggers…I KNEW you was hidding summit…dirty boy, so, no government position for you, but you’re now detailed as a pink coach driver along side the rest of the retards, I mean, retired ex drivers…
rigsby:
ooooooh , that was a bit below the belt fergie , for those that can still find their belts that is . i find a mirror useful for fastening mine . i’m going on a diet ….tomorrow .
If the cap fits Rigsby, if the cap fits … 
harry_gill:
hiya,
Michelin man indeed, as a prospective driver of the pink transportation omnibus’s I’ll have
you know for an old un’ I’m quite sylph like in fact often described as a **gypsy’s greyhound.**thanks harry, long retired.
As a Gypsy’s Greyhound what H,… it’s Kennel !!.. 
Fergie47:
kevmac47:
Gentlemen, I’ve been out today procuring on your behalf,J130…excellent vehicle Kevmac, ideal as company car for R.O.F, Charlie, and Harry (semi-retired)…on their days off from driving the pink coaches…
rigsby:
I am afraid I have been forced to withdraw
My application for the post of minister for war kev . In the light of certain possible indiscretions in the past , I wouldn’t want any blemish on the government of our esteemed leader . Profumo was minister of war wasn’t he ? I may be seeking a less sensitive post later , merci , DaveGotcha Riggers…I KNEW you was hidding summit…dirty boy, so, no government position for you, but you’re now detailed as a pink coach driver along side the rest of the retards, I mean, retired ex drivers…
rigsby:
ooooooh , that was a bit below the belt fergie , for those that can still find their belts that is . i find a mirror useful for fastening mine . i’m going on a diet ….tomorrow .If the cap fits Rigsby, if the cap fits …
harry_gill:
hiya,
Michelin man indeed, as a prospective driver of the pink transportation omnibus’s I’ll have
you know for an old un’ I’m quite sylph like in fact often described as a **gypsy’s greyhound.**thanks harry, long retired.As a Gypsy’s Greyhound what H,… it’s Kennel !!..
hiya,
I’ll have you know I once raced a top greyhound and beat it, was over a very short course
I hasten to add, but beat it I did but the “gamblers” didn’t honour their bets so I never got
paid, them saying I was a fraud and a cheat for not declaring what the course would be, I
did admittedly fail to declare the measured distance was to be up a ladder.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Fergie47:
kevmac47:
Gentlemen, I’ve been out today procuring on your behalf,J130…excellent vehicle Kevmac, ideal as company car for R.O.F, Charlie, and Harry (semi-retired)…on their days off from driving the pink coaches…
rigsby:
I am afraid I have been forced to withdraw
My application for the post of minister for war kev . In the light of certain possible indiscretions in the past , I wouldn’t want any blemish on the government of our esteemed leader . Profumo was minister of war wasn’t he ? I may be seeking a less sensitive post later , merci , DaveGotcha Riggers…I KNEW you was hidding summit…dirty boy, so, no government position for you, but you’re now detailed as a pink coach driver along side the rest of the retards, I mean, retired ex drivers…
rigsby:
ooooooh , that was a bit below the belt fergie , for those that can still find their belts that is . i find a mirror useful for fastening mine . i’m going on a diet ….tomorrow .If the cap fits Rigsby, if the cap fits …
harry_gill:
hiya,
Michelin man indeed, as a prospective driver of the pink transportation omnibus’s I’ll have
you know for an old un’ I’m quite sylph like in fact often described as a **gypsy’s greyhound.**thanks harry, long retired.As a Gypsy’s Greyhound what H,… it’s Kennel !!..
hiya,
I’ll have you know I once raced a top greyhound and beat it, was over a very short course
I hasten to add, but beat it I did but the “gamblers” didn’t honour their bets so I never got
paid, them saying I was a fraud and a cheat for not declaring what the course would be, I
did admittedly fail to declare the measured distance was to be up a ladder.
thanks harry, long retired.
Was the Hare in front of you Harry ?
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Fergie47:
kevmac47:
Gentlemen, I’ve been out today procuring on your behalf,J130…excellent vehicle Kevmac, ideal as company car for R.O.F, Charlie, and Harry (semi-retired)…on their days off from driving the pink coaches…
rigsby:
I am afraid I have been forced to withdraw
My application for the post of minister for war kev . In the light of certain possible indiscretions in the past , I wouldn’t want any blemish on the government of our esteemed leader . Profumo was minister of war wasn’t he ? I may be seeking a less sensitive post later , merci , DaveGotcha Riggers…I KNEW you was hidding summit…dirty boy, so, no government position for you, but you’re now detailed as a pink coach driver along side the rest of the retards, I mean, retired ex drivers…
rigsby:
ooooooh , that was a bit below the belt fergie , for those that can still find their belts that is . i find a mirror useful for fastening mine . i’m going on a diet ….tomorrow .If the cap fits Rigsby, if the cap fits …
harry_gill:
hiya,
Michelin man indeed, as a prospective driver of the pink transportation omnibus’s I’ll have
you know for an old un’ I’m quite sylph like in fact often described as a **gypsy’s greyhound.**thanks harry, long retired.As a Gypsy’s Greyhound what H,… it’s Kennel !!..
hiya,
I’ll have you know I once raced a top greyhound and beat it, was over a very short course
I hasten to add, but beat it I did but the “gamblers” didn’t honour their bets so I never got
paid, them saying I was a fraud and a cheat for not declaring what the course would be, I
did admittedly fail to declare the measured distance was to be up a ladder.
thanks harry, long retired.Was the Hare in front of you Harry ?
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Two ladders Dave as two lanes the hare was at the foot of the greyhounds " lane "
well I had to give it a fighting chance.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Fergie47:
kevmac47:
Gentlemen, I’ve been out today procuring on your behalf,J130…excellent vehicle Kevmac, ideal as company car for R.O.F, Charlie, and Harry (semi-retired)…on their days off from driving the pink coaches…
rigsby:
I am afraid I have been forced to withdraw
My application for the post of minister for war kev . In the light of certain possible indiscretions in the past , I wouldn’t want any blemish on the government of our esteemed leader . Profumo was minister of war wasn’t he ? I may be seeking a less sensitive post later , merci , DaveGotcha Riggers…I KNEW you was hidding summit…dirty boy, so, no government position for you, but you’re now detailed as a pink coach driver along side the rest of the retards, I mean, retired ex drivers…
rigsby:
ooooooh , that was a bit below the belt fergie , for those that can still find their belts that is . i find a mirror useful for fastening mine . i’m going on a diet ….tomorrow .If the cap fits Rigsby, if the cap fits …
harry_gill:
hiya,
Michelin man indeed, as a prospective driver of the pink transportation omnibus’s I’ll have
you know for an old un’ I’m quite sylph like in fact often described as a **gypsy’s greyhound.**thanks harry, long retired.As a Gypsy’s Greyhound what H,… it’s Kennel !!..
hiya,
I’ll have you know I once raced a top greyhound and beat it, was over a very short course
I hasten to add, but beat it I did but the “gamblers” didn’t honour their bets so I never got
paid, them saying I was a fraud and a cheat for not declaring what the course would be, I
did admittedly fail to declare the measured distance was to be up a ladder.
thanks harry, long retired.Was the Hare in front of you Harry ?
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Two ladders Dave as two lanes the hare was at the foot of the greyhounds " lane "
well I had to give it a fighting chance.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well you are a very fair man Harry. Not many would have so considerate.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Fergie47:
kevmac47:
Gentlemen, I’ve been out today procuring on your behalf,J130…excellent vehicle Kevmac, ideal as company car for R.O.F, Charlie, and Harry (semi-retired)…on their days off from driving the pink coaches…
rigsby:
I am afraid I have been forced to withdraw
My application for the post of minister for war kev . In the light of certain possible indiscretions in the past , I wouldn’t want any blemish on the government of our esteemed leader . Profumo was minister of war wasn’t he ? I may be seeking a less sensitive post later , merci , DaveGotcha Riggers…I KNEW you was hidding summit…dirty boy, so, no government position for you, but you’re now detailed as a pink coach driver along side the rest of the retards, I mean, retired ex drivers…
rigsby:
ooooooh , that was a bit below the belt fergie , for those that can still find their belts that is . i find a mirror useful for fastening mine . i’m going on a diet ….tomorrow .If the cap fits Rigsby, if the cap fits …
harry_gill:
hiya,
Michelin man indeed, as a prospective driver of the pink transportation omnibus’s I’ll have
you know for an old un’ I’m quite sylph like in fact often described as a **gypsy’s greyhound.**thanks harry, long retired.As a Gypsy’s Greyhound what H,… it’s Kennel !!..
hiya,
I’ll have you know I once raced a top greyhound and beat it, was over a very short course
I hasten to add, but beat it I did but the “gamblers” didn’t honour their bets so I never got
paid, them saying I was a fraud and a cheat for not declaring what the course would be, I
did admittedly fail to declare the measured distance was to be up a ladder.
thanks harry, long retired.Was the Hare in front of you Harry ?
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Two ladders Dave as two lanes the hare was at the foot of the greyhounds " lane "
well I had to give it a fighting chance.
thanks harry, long retired.Well you are a very fair man Harry. Not many would have so considerate.
Cheers Dave.
I don`t think the hare was in front of “Harry” .
I reckon his missus was chasing him instead !
Cheers , cattle wagon man.
having somewhat recovered from the callous refusal of a position in the projected government ( no exes and fiddles for me ) i have decided to apply for the position of welfare officer on the pink bus . i have experience of helping old ladies to alight from coaches when nature calls , so i could perform the same function for the " ladies " upstairs , and of course some of the rather portly drivers would need assistance clambering in and out of the cab . i should of course expect tokens of gratitude ( non taxable ) for my efforts on a sliding scale according to weight . dave
I object to all these accusations of rotundity. I’ll have you know that I have the figure of a racing snake!
And just to prove it, I enclose herewith proof in the form of a photograph taken immediately after I had won the Senior TT at the Isle of Man.( I was really there on a recce for our future leader’s palace ).
You see? Not an ounce of surplus weight anywhere. 18 stone of pure muscle!
Retired Old ■■■■:
I object to all these accusations of rotundity. I’ll have you know that I have the figure of a racing snake!
And just to prove it, I enclose herewith proof in the form of a photograph taken immediately after I had won the Senior TT at the Isle of Man.( I was really there on a recce for our future leader’s palace ).0
You see? Not an ounce of surplus weight anywhere. 18 stone of pure muscle!
Looks like you are vertically challenged as well by the look of this shot ROF,but then again photo shopping can make a pigs ear look like a silk ■■■■■ I suppose Cheers Bewick.
Retired Old ■■■■:
I object to all these accusations of rotundity. I’ll have you know that I have the figure of a racing snake!
And just to prove it, I enclose herewith proof in the form of a photograph taken immediately after I had won the Senior TT at the Isle of Man.( I was really there on a recce for our future leader’s palace ).0
You see? Not an ounce of surplus weight anywhere. 18 stone of pure muscle!
hiya,
For a moment there ROF I thought I was looking in the mirror then a second glance
proved it wasn’t me I put the specs on and realised you’re a tad bonnier than me.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Retired Old ■■■■:
I object to all these accusations of rotundity. I’ll have you know that I have the figure of a racing snake!
And just to prove it, I enclose herewith proof in the form of a photograph taken immediately after I had won the Senior TT at the Isle of Man.( I was really there on a recce for our future leader’s palace ).0
You see? Not an ounce of surplus weight anywhere. 18 stone of pure muscle!hiya,
For a moment there ROF I thought I was looking in the mirror then a second glance
proved it wasn’t me I put the specs on and realised you’re a tad bonnier than me.
thanks harry, long retired.
Looks as if the owd lad is a born again biker Harry, watch out Ethel.
Cheers Dave.
Evening all, ROF, definate for a Presidential Outrider, and as you have your own leathers…well, the bike had better be special…something with more class than a French Police BMW… something rare…but perhaps not as classy, (unreliable), as a flat tanker…so may I propose a Sunbeam S 7…Wolverhamptons finest…and the poor old works is about to be turned into flats!
Or given your previous life in Country and Western…perhaps a Harley…oh no, not a male menapause…could Jimski make a standard Harley look vaguely like a real motorcycle
Over to you all…Im for the Bollinger…to rid my nostrills of the stink of the ■■■■…but what a crop I seem to have growing this year…
Cheerio for now.
I would respectfully point out to the Minister from ■■■■■■■ that the person holding the photographic equipment was standing on a higher level.
And as a former well-travelled lorry driver and immigrant to t’frozen North, I do know the meaning of the word, “bonnie”, H.
It’s really hurtful to realise just how cruel those whom one thought were “friends” can be.
But at least Saviem seems keen to sign the docket awarding me a Sunbeam for my duties as Outrider and Minister of Agriculture.
Don’t tell him, but I’ll be swopping it for a superior product from Bracebridge Street with one of Mr McCandless’ fine chassis.
I reckon this bloke could fill a ministerial position somewhere within the administration,he told me he was a prospective UKIP candidate so in my book he must be a straight trustworthy guy. Cheers Dennis.
Oh! and “carryfast” is after a start as well,how about making him our UN ambassador ? he’d have the place in uproar,then again he could be our man at the EU.he’d sicken them of that much they’d give him “Saviems” CAP subsidy in “readies” just to get rid of him back to Blighty Cheers Bewick.
Ain’t photoshop brilliant? You’d never guess that was Leatherhead!
Retired Old ■■■■:
Ain’t photoshop brilliant? You’d never guess that was Leatherhead!
Now do you believe that we have Climate Change!!!
Cheerio for now…more spraying tommorow…
Saviem:
Retired Old ■■■■:
Ain’t photoshop brilliant? You’d never guess that was Leatherhead!Now do you believe that we have Climate Change!!!
Cheerio for now…more spraying tommorow…
The first pommes de terre are peeping through the Cheshire clay, mon ami. Should keep the troops fed on the long journey to Douglas.