hiya,
Dennis thinks and hopes the death sentence should be reinstated for murder,
now myself having as a younger man used on occasion to imbibe of a jar or so
in an Oldham hostelry named “Help The Poor Struggler” the licensee was then
no less Mr Albert Pierrpoint, and having spoken to him on business matters Ie’
“another pint of bitter Guv” would this be accreditation enough to apply for a
position as Public Hangman, I still have several length’s of rope stowed in the
coal shed alongside the dreaded “knotted rope” which is kept just in case that
trailer boys are ever brought back into existence and schooling in the art of
taming of the little devils ever becomes necessary, my CV is in the post. 
thanks harry, long retired.
keep the coal shed door locked harry , if mrs gill gets wind of the rope in there you could end up tied to the bed while she has her wicked way with you , which could include vigourous applications of the knotted rope . dave
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dennis thinks and hopes the death sentence should be reinstated for murder,
now myself having as a younger man used on occasion to imbibe of a jar or so
in an Oldham hostelry named “Help The Poor Struggler” the licensee was then
no less Mr Albert Pierrpoint, and having spoken to him on business matters Ie’
“another pint of bitter Guv” would this be accreditation enough to apply for a
position as Public Hangman, I still have several length’s of rope stowed in the
coal shed alongside the dreaded “knotted rope” which is kept just in case that
trailer boys are ever brought back into existence and schooling in the art of
taming of the little devils ever becomes necessary, my CV is in the post.
thanks harry, long retired.
Another member of the “cabinet”,the post of official “hangman” and who better fitted for the post than “H” and I reckon we could have a right ■■■■■■■ clean up if ever we got to be a legitimate Government,no “mamby pamby” bollox would be shown to all these rapists,peados and murderers,verdict “guilty” as charged !! Right where’s “H” and his rope,well go and get him out of the “boozer” 
I also reckon the crime rate would drop like a stone within a month or so of the “new” party entering power. Cheers,“H”'s assistant 
Bewick:
Another member of the “cabinet”,the post of official “hangman” and who better fitted for the post than “H” and I reckon we could have a right [zb] clean up if ever we got to be a legitimate Government,no “mamby pamby” bollox would be shown to all these rapists,peados and murderers, verdict “guilty” as charged !! Right where’s “H” and his rope,well go and get him out of the “boozer”
Does that include Detroit Diesel lovers Den… 
Fergie47:
Bewick:
Another member of the “cabinet”,the post of official “hangman” and who better fitted for the post than “H” and I reckon we could have a right [zb] clean up if ever we got to be a legitimate Government,no “mamby pamby” bollox would be shown to all these rapists,peados and murderers, verdict “guilty” as charged !! Right where’s “H” and his rope,well go and get him out of the “boozer”Does that include Detroit Diesel lovers Den…
They’ll be first on the scaffold Dave ! 
Cheers Dennis.
Bewick:
Fergie47:
Bewick:
Another member of the “cabinet”,the post of official “hangman” and who better fitted for the post than “H” and I reckon we could have a right [zb] clean up if ever we got to be a legitimate Government,no “mamby pamby” bollox would be shown to all these rapists,peados and murderers, verdict “guilty” as charged !! Right where’s “H” and his rope,well go and get him out of the “boozer”Does that include Detroit Diesel lovers Den…
They’ll be first on the scaffold Dave !
I was under the impression that this government was FRENCH so a Hangman would not be required but a GUILLOTINE operator would and it is far quicker so more "clients " could be dealt with in shorter time
cheers Johnnie
P S Harry you would not have to go and check that it was successful each time as you could just count the heads in the skip 
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Fergie47:
Bewick:
Another member of the “cabinet”,the post of official “hangman” and who better fitted for the post than “H” and I reckon we could have a right [zb] clean up if ever we got to be a legitimate Government,no “mamby pamby” bollox would be shown to all these rapists,peados and murderers, verdict “guilty” as charged !! Right where’s “H” and his rope,well go and get him out of the “boozer”Does that include Detroit Diesel lovers Den…
They’ll be first on the scaffold Dave !
I was under the impression that this government was FRENCH so a Hangman would not be required but a GUILLOTINE operator would and it is far quicker so more "clients " could be dealt with in shorter time
cheers JohnnieP S Harry you would not have to go and check that it was successful each time as you could just count the heads in the skip
hiya,
Hanging by the neck or hacking at the neck the end result is the same and
I’m not too ancient to retrain, by the way Dennis one of Albert’s assistants
was a Lancashire lad called Smith so a bit like “keep it in the family” Eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
Just for interest sake this is the man responsible for afore mention equipment used for decapitation born in 1789, last used in 1939, just to give you the heads up (or down in this case) cheers Buzzer.
Morning all, yet more rain, no wonder we have the Swans on the back paddock again, a magical sight, the old Pheasants give them a rather wide berth!
Seat of Government…perhaps we should follow the Putin route…
Maybe annex the island of Alderney…modest size, shopping boat to Cherburg every Friday morning…relative easy journey for our MOB…but limited road network for the pink coaches!!
Or to be more ambitious…lets base ourselves on the Isle of Man…London will not bother…and since M Hollands punative tax regime the biggest influx of new arrivals has been from France…
Maybe the local cusine will improve from Chips, Cheese, and Gravey!
Buzzer can set up one of M Guillotin`s devices next to Norman Wisdoms statue in Douglas…perhaps Bewick could commute on a daily basis to oversee the operation…(we will have to negotiate special rates with the Steam Packet)…
I used to love climbing/descending Cenis, is my memory fading, but I seem to recall that parts were quite loose surface until around 64 ish. I was always fascinated by the bits of the Fell railway system that were still visible in the days when I was going over…many times stuck behind one of those 6x2 JL17 150 V Somuas, they had 150 hp big girls, and the basis of Saviems heavy range…never had as much power as a Big J could offer!
Out into the deluge…Cheerio for now.
sammyopisite:
P S Harry you would not have to go and check that it was successful each time as you could just count the heads in the skip :roll:
Now that’s amused me…
There’s a lot to be said for the IOM as a base for the new administration, although I’ve not a great deal of confidence in negotiating favourable terms with the Steam Racket Co. Perhaps a state takeover would be in order? Or a huge long ramp on the sands of Morecambe bay? If we started our run-up somewhere up in th’ills near Hawes the 240-powered Big J should leap over that stretch of water, coming to land on a convenient point near the Laxey Wheel. Similarly with the pink “Leisure Machines”, although we may have to get rigsby to fiddle with the pumps.
Fergie47:
sammyopisite:
P S Harry you would not have to go and check that it was successful each time as you could just count the heads in the skip :roll:Now that’s amused me…
Can I take it that Capital punishment for the crimes I stated in an earlier post would be a main policy of the new administration ? But are there any of the “electorate” opposed to this manifesto pledge,I hope not 
as they’ll be first up on the scaffold Cheers Dennis.
Bewick:
Fergie47:
sammyopisite:
P S Harry you would not have to go and check that it was successful each time as you could just count the heads in the skip :roll:Now that’s amused me…
Can I take it that Capital punishment for the crimes I stated in an earlier post would be a main policy of the new administration ? But are there any of the “electorate” opposed to this manifesto pledge,I hope not
In that case there’s no objection from the M.O.B…bump off you like Den…Keep C.F back for a bit though, make him drive a Big J with a 180 Gardner around the Island for a week… bit of torture never hurt anyone…much. …
Then whack 'im…
Evening all,
Saviem:
Evening all,
Now that sounds like Jack Warner out of “Dixon of Dock Green” remember him, that’s going back Buzzer.
In those days of Dixon… There was 95% less troubles and 1000% more respect…
OldishJoda:
In those days of Dixon… There was 95% less troubles and 1000% more respect…
That’s what we need, some old fashioned policing. Perhaps a Cabinet Post of Police Commissioner in Saviem’s administration.
gingerfold:
OldishJoda:
In those days of Dixon… There was 95% less troubles and 1000% more respect…That’s what we need, some old fashioned policing. Perhaps a Cabinet Post of Police Commissioner in Saviem’s administration.
hiya,
Yep bring back Olde Worlde policing and the ultimate deterrent and make
it a much safer place to live, Oh’ and sack VOSA.
thanks harry, long retired.
Just an ordinary copper on an ordinary beat,
Around Dock Green…
“As I was saying to Andy just last week…”
Oh, the memories of an idyllic childhood in front of Gran’s eight inch black & white tv. Turn it on, wait for the valves to warm up, give it a thump on the right-hand side!
Is there any truth in the rumour that “H” has changed his name by deed poll to,wait for it,----Harold “Pierpoint” Gill C.D.M. in the hope of being appointed The Lord High Executioner in the new administration. Cheers Dennis.