Gentlemen, whilst pursuing my innocent hobby of “brass rubbing” (only in the vertical plane now as the horizontal approach is far too hard on my ageing joints ) I came across this gem.
This couple seem to have fallen on hard times after an unfortunate “accident” with an earthspike so they are very keen to move on to pastures new.
Purely in the interest of “reseach” I decided to investigate this product.
The “lady” describes herself as, " a blonde statuesqe swedish bombshell," I can vouch for the blonde bit but the rest? It was more like Fred Emny, (including the cigar and monacle) than Scarlett Johanssen.
The other half of this unusual partnership has a striking resemblance to Toulouse Latrec with a touch of the Hobbit so should not be out of place on the"tour", but keep him away from the electric kettle and the toaster.
They have have their own transport,
and make quite a talking point as she pedals and he perches on top of the basket of equipment.
I’m quite suprised that “Harry Gill” has not proposed this couple before, he was a long time customer before the “incident” with the earthspike!!!
It would stop him being pestered for payment for “services” that he “ticked” on, although i can understand that it took him a long time to walk properly afterwards
so he probably feels that he has already paid in pain an suffering.
Regards Kev.