Rumours from another drivers

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The amount of Balls talked at my last place would of filled katie prices mouth(well just about)
And why is it the rumour spreader always has info that he would only know if he sat on the bosses shoulder all day. But no no they seem to tell him everything even though they can’t stand said person. Inhale people inhale. :unamused:

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Harry Monk:
I’ve heard two pieces of lorry driver ■■■■■■■■ in the last two days, the old one about the VOSA fine for £30 on each turn of the trailer winding handle and a new one about CCTV footage of a well-known female truck driver performing oral ■■■ on a fellow employee in the toilets while both were wearing only socks appearing on YouTube and then being withdrawn.

The first one I had heard many times before, but the second one was entirely new to me.

…and there was me thinking that everyone here was old enough to remember Dixon of ■■■■ Green?

‘Evening All’…

…or was that Clapham Common?.. Memories would be a fine thing if I didn’t forget them all the time…

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wirralpete:
“tell you what mate”, frank says, “im going that way myself, why dont you land the helicopter on the low loader and i will take you there?”.

Great story.

Helicopters cost a fortune to run so I bet the pilot was well chuffed. :smiley:

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My Uncle found Smiths’ official Jackanory. He made some complete random ■■■■■■■■ up, told said person and ended with “keep it to yourself…” I think word got around by lunchtime.
:laughing:

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Harry Monk:
I’ve heard two pieces of lorry driver ■■■■■■■■ in the last two days, the old one about the VOSA fine for £30 on each turn of the trailer winding handle and a new one about CCTV footage of a well-known female truck driver performing oral ■■■ on a fellow employee in the toilets while both were wearing only socks appearing on YouTube and then being withdrawn.

The first one I had heard many times before, but the second one was entirely new to me.

Almost true Harry apart from I had removed one of her socks :grimacing:

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NewLad:

Harry Monk:
I’ve heard two pieces of lorry driver ■■■■■■■■ in the last two days, the old one about the VOSA fine for £30 on each turn of the trailer winding handle and a new one about CCTV footage of a well-known female truck driver performing oral ■■■ on a fellow employee in the toilets while both were wearing only socks appearing on YouTube and then being withdrawn.

The first one I had heard many times before, but the second one was entirely new to me.

Almost true Harry apart from I had removed one of her socks :grimacing:

and said sock is hanging up in the back of your cab with lady di`s nickers ,princess margarets bikini bots (as worn at mystique),helen flannagans basque and many other souveniers ,collected over the years :smiley: :smiley:

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Stobart have brought Carlisle and Rugby :neutral_face:

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Legend_Scania:
Stobart have brought Carlisle and Rugby :neutral_face:

Did a bit of googling and find night owls site

nightowltruckstops.co.uk/

Seem like Carlisle and Rugby are owned by the same people :confused: Hmmmm :slight_smile:

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I worked for Tesco at Donny and for 5 years there were rumours that Stobarts would take over the transport and sack us all :open_mouth:

…and they did :laughing: :laughing:

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When i worked for Paul Martin Transport
a newish driver told me the boss had sold out
couldnt see anyone buying us only small outfit
and no major contracts

but lo and behold in 2 months it all happened
said drivers dad had overheard conversation
between another haulier and solicitor somewhere.

Whilst working for LCH generators i went
to Skem to collect genny from another depot
and the whilst having a coffee the lads realising
i was only new to the firm said i had to go back
to Coventry and start a rumour that Speedy hire were taking over LCH

So Monday morning first person i met
i give them the Lads at Skem say i have to start a rumour
its etc etc etc…
another driver joins us and i give him the same guff
and get told hes heard it all before

(having done some radio / media type stuff i’m aware
of the need to phrase these matters carefully hence use
the words rumour and attribute it to the Lads at Skem)

A couple of hours later i get waylaid by the depot manager
warning me off spreading gossip and its not going to happen

Well it didnt not for 6months anyhow

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I was once stopped at a tea van somewhere in Oxfordshire.
I was chatting to this one driver, don’t know his name but was always bumping into him. He always had a 28 foot trailer on the back of his Renault. Was a bit simple.
There was another driver there that knew this simple chap. And he was telling the simple lad that the Severn bridge had fallen over. The simple lad phoned his boss to tell him, and his boss told him not to use it then. He was concerned that he wouldn’t get home but his boss said it would be fine.
The company I think was one of the ones just off the fosse way, and the simple lads run was Oxfordshire.

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Clunk:
I was once stopped at a tea van somewhere in Oxfordshire.
I was chatting to this one driver, don’t know his name but was always bumping into him. He always had a 28 foot trailer on the back of his Renault. Was a bit simple.
There was another driver there that knew this simple chap. And he was telling the simple lad that the Severn bridge had fallen over. The simple lad phoned his boss to tell him, and his boss told him not to use it then. He was concerned that he wouldn’t get home but his boss said it would be fine.
The company I think was one of the ones just off the fosse way, and the simple lads run was Oxfordshire.

:smiley: :smiley:

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Harry Monk:
…and a new one about CCTV footage of a well-known female truck driver performing oral ■■■ on a fellow employee in the toilets while both were wearing only socks …

I would like to believe that one was NOT a made up story, right i’m off to do some Googling now :wink:

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bald bloke:

Harry Monk:
…and a new one about CCTV footage of a well-known female truck driver performing oral ■■■ on a fellow employee in the toilets while both were wearing only socks …

I would like to believe that one was NOT a made up story, right i’m off to do some Googling now :wink:

To late been done :laughing: well a few drivers have :cry:

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And what was the result …

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They said they couldn’t find any think :laughing:

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Legend_Scania:
They said they couldn’t find any think :laughing:

I just found it at last it’s pretty good i must say :open_mouth: I’ll see if i can put the link on here.

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bald bloke:

Legend_Scania:
They said they couldn’t find any think :laughing:

I just found it at last it’s pretty good i must say :open_mouth: I’ll see if i can put the link on here.

Inbox :smiley: :wink:

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Legend_Scania:

bald bloke:

Legend_Scania:
They said they couldn’t find any think :laughing:

I just found it at last it’s pretty good i must say :open_mouth: I’ll see if i can put the link on here.

Inbox :smiley: :wink:

ditto

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Heard one a while ago about the fitter falling asleep (with his boots on :open_mouth: ) in the bunk of a cab he had just finished servicing and the driver didn’t notice until he was an hour down the road.

I think I would notice if someone was in my lorry, not the biggest of spaces.