It’s the stink that would put me off. Do they use Elsan blue like they do on boat toilets ■■ I went to one boatyard once, someone had shoved a load of wet wipes down the karzi and blocked the yard’s pump. I went over to chat to one of the lads and he was up to his elbows in the pump gubbins trying to get the wipes out of the mechanism. Beside the open pump was a slop bucket for the er, offending articles. “Take a look at that lot!” He said. I politely declined 
Anyone who does work with ■■■ has my utmost respect.
Where there’s muck, there’s brass
