Very Good.
SCANIA730:
can i ask why the [zb] did you ‘study’ tangs
Ah sure I had nothing else to be at
very impressive definitions.
I suggest that you put an entry on Wikipaedia as all they have is Tang Dynasty, Tanganyika and Tangent
You should write a book milk churns. That one with The Lord, angel & brown boots is the best!
and what about our foreign freinds driving the v8,TANGLABAN
Not heard about Tangs (now retired ) but the god /angel discussion was brilliant I remember twice running with some Irish guys one time me and 5irish drivers got pulled for checks in Germany one guy had no lights and when asked why he said because it’s summer and I don’t need any I don’t drive in the dark (carted off ) another time I was with three of them in Calais we went for a meal they ate the woman out of house and home and they ran out without paying I paid for my meal but the woman was in tears not good I avoided them after that before I got locked up
dexterboy:
Not heard about Tangs (now retired ) but the god /angel discussion was brilliant I remember twice running with some Irish guys one time me and 5irish drivers got pulled for checks in Germany one guy had no lights and when asked why he said because it’s summer and I don’t need any I don’t drive in the dark (carted off ) another time I was with three of them in Calais we went for a meal they ate the woman out of house and home and they ran out without paying I paid for my meal but the woman was in tears not good I avoided them after that before I got locked up
They’re lucky the Gendarmes didn’t catch them after that stunt, they’d have deserved a good kicking an all, I doubt they’d do that at home cheeky bleeders.
when wolverhampton truck stop was worth stopping at you had to be alert to the staff calling your meal number out . if you didn’t respond straight away one of the mob heading for the stranraer ferry would grab it . nothing changes .
smiler101:
and what about our foreign freinds driving the v8,TANGLABAN
I might have to leave that until winter time, long evenings is for outside, I’m at the min trying to put together a “tangs and stobart” story. I have a few other story but there not truck related.
Here’s a quick one. Nothing to do with tangs.
Just got asked if i was ever in stranraer and if so what is it like. Here is my reply. Yes. Stay away.full of half wits that looks like monkeys.every ugly ■■■■■■ in scotland is sent there with broken hips to live the last days out and are then taken over to the sea and thrown in for the fish to eat.if u do go dont eat the local caught fish.you’d be safer buying tinned tuna from your man john west.also dont look the ■■■■■■■ in the eye has the will think u will want the ride and the will be like flys around ■■■■ lad.in fact its that bad there that stena had to spent 9 million to move their boats up to cairnryan because the tourist wouldnt get off the boats and any that did ended up like that plane in china,off the radar and has yet to be found.your likely to run into susan boyle’s family and believe me susan is godness when it comes to looks.drugs is a big problem, the just dont work on them and manys a woman the have made from a man and the other way about. In saying all of that if u do find yourself in the town there is a lovely road out of it. Use it
I like Stranraer. There’s a cracking sandwich shop in the town just up the road from Tesco. Chip shop on the one way bit round from the sorting office is excellent grub and there’s loads of FREE parking by the harbour.
Yes, ok some of the residents might have webbed feet or six fingers but I genuinely like the place.
My understanding was that Stena line built a new terminal at Cairnryan was because of the narrow channel leading up to the port. Building a new port was cheaper than dredging the sea.
Calm down there brother. Its a spoof story.
Fair enough, each to their own
milkchurns:
Calm down there brother. Its a spoof story.
is it not a recognised fact,that stranraer is such a miserable toilet of a place,that the seagulls come out in the morning carrying their own flask and sandwiches?..and can anyone mention “stranraer” without thinking of the banjo player from deliverance?.. apparently they were halfway through making a series of CSI STRANRAER when the producers found out that nobody living there has any dental records,and most of them have the same dna… 
I offer the following as my contribution to the discussion
milkchurns:
Here’s a quick one. Nothing to do with tangs.Just got asked if I was ever in Stranraer and if so what is it like. Here is my reply. Yes. Stay away,full of half wits that look like monkeys.Every ugly [zb] in Scotland is sent there with broken hips to live their last days out and are then taken over to the sea and thrown in for the fish to eat.If you do go don’t eat the local caught fish,you’d be safer buying tinned tuna from your man John West.Also dont look the [zb] in the eye as they will think you will want the ride and they will be like fly’s around [zb] lad,in fact it’s that bad there that Stena had to spend 9 million to move their boats up to Cairnryan because the tourist wouldn’t get off the boats and any that did ended up like that plane in China,off the radar and has yet to be found.Your likely to run into Susan Boyle’s family and believe me Susan is a goddess when it comes to looks.Drugs is a big problem, they just don’t work on them and many’s a woman they have made from a man and the other way about. In saying all of that if you do find yourself in the town there is a lovely road out of it. Use it
There you are,made it a bit more readable 
,quite funny mind 
Keep we choppin