One for the Bike Haters

Not his fault in any way - he was simply “hammering” hard, heroically disregarding his own safety, and using momentum to avoid trouble…errr… in the urban battlefield…or something.

commonrail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckKqYHoLJI

That is so obviously the car drivers fault. He didn’t even attempt to drive off before the cyclist could hit him tsk!

commonrail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckKqYHoLJI

Nice one, hope he didn’t damage the car. Wot a berk !!

commonrail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckKqYHoLJI

Got up without so much as a scratch. Perhaps lycra really does make you invincible :smiley:

commonrail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckKqYHoLJI

Well it is obvious what happened here. The cyclist didn’t have hi vis gear on so the car driver didn’t see him in time :blush: :laughing:

Ive no sympathy for him
Should have been on a mountain bike , and hes wearing a helmet
Which just makes car drivers think its ok to stop wherever the hell they like .
In a sensible country like holland he could have sued the car plonker as the least vulnerable is always at fault
Encourages people to think about the risks they create for noble cyclists and perhaps cycle or walk themselves down to the fritehaus

I am becoming ever more confused with regard to your surreal ramblings. I think i am not alone.

Just to recap for your benefit - the “hero” (your kindred spirit in the o/p`s video) was also NOT on a mountain bike, and WAS also wearing a helmet, replete with cam - yet i swear i detected a sympathetic air from you towards this myopic symian.

I have studied commonrails submitted video *very* closely, and guess what? I cant make out any parking restrictions in place. If you are so deeply deluded as to believe that such a breathtaking degree of carelessness as demonstrated by this second two-wheeled imbecile would result in a successful lawsuit, you really are in need of stronger Prozac.

What ■■■■■■ me off more than owt is all these cycle lanes and paths for them and they have to ride on the road :unamused: :unamused:
Like today coming down through Beverley on that new road there is a 10ft wide cycle path and there they are the lycra clad wallys on the road making it hard to pass them. Total muppits :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

In the first vid the gentleman was riding a fixie . a true weapon of urban warfare
I didnt realise he had a helmet on sorry .
I thought it was his trendy hair

boredwivdrivin:
Ive no sympathy for him
Should have been on a mountain bike , and hes wearing a helmet
Which just makes car drivers think its ok to stop wherever the hell they like .
In a sensible country like holland he could have sued the car plonker as the least vulnerable is always at fault
Encourages people to think about the risks they create for noble cyclists and perhaps cycle or walk themselves down to the fritehaus

Your trying too hard to be a wind up merchant and its showing through like a ■■■■■ line on a size 22 woman squeezed into size 16 leggings.
Subtly and sneakily,thats the key to getting people riled up. Your just coming across as too heavy handed.
Tsk tsk,amateur :laughing:

Spot on snowman - and he can`t even differentiate between a pushbike and an AK47. :wink:

Tbh , i think i sussed the difference the last time i tried to ride my AK47 down cwmcarn

boredwivdrivin:
Tbh , i think i sussed the difference the last time i tried to ride my AK47 down cwmcarn

You had to try and ride it first?! :open_mouth:

A Kalashnikov is not a suitable weapon for taking out a cyclist.

I find a sturdy stick in the front spokes provides the best entertainment.

eagerbeaver:
A Kalashnikov is not a suitable weapon for taking out a cyclist.

I find a sturdy stick in the front spokes provides the best entertainment.

A Kalashnikov is absolutely the best weapon for taking out A cyclist, or even a group of cyclists.
It fires 7.63mm high velocity rounds, which is plenty big enough for this purpose.
It can be set to single shot or burst. Although it has a hell of a kick, so it takes a bit of practice to hit a target with more than the first round from a burst.
It can be fitted with a bayonet for slashing tyres if required, a-n-d, it’s robust enough to use as a stick to shove through the front spoke, if that’s what does it for you :smiley:

Yes the AK is a useful weapon in the right hands
Luckily cyclists dont need weapons to get even
We use our superior intelligence , good looks and crafty thinking .
So i always pop the red trailer brake button when cycling inside one in traffic
I know in the 10 minutes it takes fatso to climb down out of his cab , he wont be killing anyone whilst slavishly
watching his sat nav or reading ■■■■

boredwivdrivin:
Yes the AK is a useful weapon in the right hands
Luckily cyclists dont need weapons to get even
We use our superior intelligence , good looks and crafty thinking .
So i always pop the red trailer brake button when cycling inside one in traffic
I know in the 10 minutes it takes fatso to climb down out of his cab , he wont be killing anyone whilst slavishly
watching his sat nav or reading ■■■■

Jeezo man,your trolling is far too heavy handed.
Your so desperate to get a reaction your posting absolute drivel. Ive told you before,quietly and subtly THATS the key. A few posts might not work but eventually youll hit the jack pot. Your desperation to provoke a tirade from someone on this thread is making you stand out like a black guy at a BNP rally
Your a rank amatuer when it comes to being a troll im afraid,and youve failed big time.

Love the “superior intelligence” bit! :smiley: Why not “cycle inside” a few more to demonstrate this. :sunglasses:
P.S. We know what colour the trailer brake button is, but thankyou for your attempt at tuition. :confused:

Its funny how cyclists on here try to come across as more intelligent than Stephen Hawking, and harder than Chuck Norris in a bad mood.

Whenever I see them coming up the inside of my trailer, I find a quick blast on the air horns makes a bit of ■■■ come out of their lycra clad arses.