Dave the Renegade:
A few of those will help the sciatica Norm.Hope you have now got rid of it.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave If “old Norm” took a leaf out of my book and and got the bottle of single malt stuck in his gob he’d have no pain in his legs he’d be legless and very in tune with me, just one more large one before bed make it a very large one woman your shoulder is on the mend,
thanks harry long retired
I can see Harry you have the healing gift getting your good lady fit and well.Due to your devotion to herself and to duty,have a large one .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave she did tell me to get stuffed and if I wanted a drink to get it myself. getting better yes, but she’s forgotten the bit about promising to obey still a long way to go before I get her back to " doing as she’s told " status.
thanks harry long retired.
I suppose the knotted rope would be no good Harry.You would be accused of wife beating.I am sure you will find a way of getting things back normal .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I’m afraid the knotted rope is no more “altogether now” aah, was down the shed “my bolthole” the other day only to find I’d had an intruder and the only thing missing was the knotted rope all the tools and stuff was intact, trust me to get a burglar who hates DIY as much as I do, all I can think of is I’ve been hit by a wag and drag man who lives in the past and still thinks he still has to have a trailer boy and his said boy is getting a bit stroppy, if the tealeaf contacts me I’ll furnish him with a full set of operating instructions don’t want to see him brought up for cruelty.
thanks harry long retired.
You will have to write a letter to Santa Harry and ask him for a couple of presents.One a new knotted rope and two a burgler alarm .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I could quickly fabricate a new “knotted rope” but since the advent of straps and curtainsiders rope has become as rare as rocking horse manure can’t spell s"""e, should be able to spell it though seeing as most my posts consist of nothing else, but I’m happy, I know I should be restrained but I’m still happy.
thanks harry long retired
Haryy I have a length of rope in my transit,have a strap in the other van.There’s plenty of rope around,will have to find a way of getting a length of it up to Durham .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
A few of those will help the sciatica Norm.Hope you have now got rid of it.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave If “old Norm” took a leaf out of my book and and got the bottle of single malt stuck in his gob he’d have no pain in his legs he’d be legless and very in tune with me, just one more large one before bed make it a very large one woman your shoulder is on the mend,
thanks harry long retired
I can see Harry you have the healing gift getting your good lady fit and well.Due to your devotion to herself and to duty,have a large one .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave she did tell me to get stuffed and if I wanted a drink to get it myself. getting better yes, but she’s forgotten the bit about promising to obey still a long way to go before I get her back to " doing as she’s told " status.
thanks harry long retired.
I suppose the knotted rope would be no good Harry.You would be accused of wife beating.I am sure you will find a way of getting things back normal .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I’m afraid the knotted rope is no more “altogether now” aah, was down the shed “my bolthole” the other day only to find I’d had an intruder and the only thing missing was the knotted rope all the tools and stuff was intact, trust me to get a burglar who hates DIY as much as I do, all I can think of is I’ve been hit by a wag and drag man who lives in the past and still thinks he still has to have a trailer boy and his said boy is getting a bit stroppy, if the tealeaf contacts me I’ll furnish him with a full set of operating instructions don’t want to see him brought up for cruelty.
thanks harry long retired.
You will have to write a letter to Santa Harry and ask him for a couple of presents.One a new knotted rope and two a burgler alarm .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I could quickly fabricate a new “knotted rope” but since the advent of straps and curtainsiders rope has become as rare as rocking horse manure can’t spell s"""e, should be able to spell it though seeing as most my posts consist of nothing else, but I’m happy, I know I should be restrained but I’m still happy.
thanks harry long retired
Haryy I have a length of rope in my transit,have a strap in the other van.There’s plenty of rope around,will have to find a way of getting a length of it up to Durham .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave bit costly to get 4 foot of rope from your part of the world to mine I still have a few mates in the game I’ll ask around at the next Geordie Truckers do""there’s one or two around my age who still know what ropes are and how to use them, it’s on the 28 th of December if you fancy popping up, It’s always well supported but it still pays to advertise any pals of yours who may just be overnighted up here on that evening would be welcome and who knows they may even return to Welsh Wales being able to tark proppa like.
thanks harry long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
A few of those will help the sciatica Norm.Hope you have now got rid of it.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave If “old Norm” took a leaf out of my book and and got the bottle of single malt stuck in his gob he’d have no pain in his legs he’d be legless and very in tune with me, just one more large one before bed make it a very large one woman your shoulder is on the mend,
thanks harry long retired
I can see Harry you have the healing gift getting your good lady fit and well.Due to your devotion to herself and to duty,have a large one .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave she did tell me to get stuffed and if I wanted a drink to get it myself. getting better yes, but she’s forgotten the bit about promising to obey still a long way to go before I get her back to " doing as she’s told " status.
thanks harry long retired.
I suppose the knotted rope would be no good Harry.You would be accused of wife beating.I am sure you will find a way of getting things back normal .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I’m afraid the knotted rope is no more “altogether now” aah, was down the shed “my bolthole” the other day only to find I’d had an intruder and the only thing missing was the knotted rope all the tools and stuff was intact, trust me to get a burglar who hates DIY as much as I do, all I can think of is I’ve been hit by a wag and drag man who lives in the past and still thinks he still has to have a trailer boy and his said boy is getting a bit stroppy, if the tealeaf contacts me I’ll furnish him with a full set of operating instructions don’t want to see him brought up for cruelty.
thanks harry long retired.
You will have to write a letter to Santa Harry and ask him for a couple of presents.One a new knotted rope and two a burgler alarm .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I could quickly fabricate a new “knotted rope” but since the advent of straps and curtainsiders rope has become as rare as rocking horse manure can’t spell s"""e, should be able to spell it though seeing as most my posts consist of nothing else, but I’m happy, I know I should be restrained but I’m still happy.
thanks harry long retired
Haryy I have a length of rope in my transit,have a strap in the other van.There’s plenty of rope around,will have to find a way of getting a length of it up to Durham .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave bit costly to get 4 foot of rope from your part of the world to mine I still have a few mates in the game I’ll ask around at the next Geordie Truckers do""there’s one or two around my age who still know what ropes are and how to use them, it’s on the 28 th of December if you fancy popping up, It’s always well supported but it still pays to advertise any pals of yours who may just be overnighted up here on that evening would be welcome and who knows they may even return to Welsh Wales being able to tark proppa like.
thanks harry long retired.
Just carry your pocket knife with you Harry and cut a length of a passing lorry on its way to a vintage show .
Cheers Dave.
Dave, Harry could have stopped that burglar in his tracks with his photo on the door! They would have been scared to death to tangle with a mean hombre, specially if they knew he was a ex Brs lorry driver and the scurge of the trailer boys. But then it could have been one of them that took it for sentimental reasons.
Norman Ingram:
Dave, Harry could have stopped that burglar in his tracks with his photo on the door! They would have been scared to death to tangle with a mean hombre, specially if they knew he was a ex Brs lorry driver and the scurge of the trailer boys. But then it could have been one of them that took it for sentimental reasons.
Perhaps we could hire him out as a bodyguard/minder type Norm.He could be like Durhams answer to Crocodile Dundee armed with the knotted rope and pocket knife. " This is a knotted rope " back off .
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Dave, Harry could have stopped that burglar in his tracks with his photo on the door! They would have been scared to death to tangle with a mean hombre, specially if they knew he was a ex Brs lorry driver and the scurge of the trailer boys. But then it could have been one of them that took it for sentimental reasons.
Perhaps we could hire him out as a bodyguard/minder type Norm.He could be like Durhams answer to Crocodile Dundee armed with the knotted rope and pocket knife. " This is a knotted rope " back off .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
“The hell ya will” and as for plastering my picture all over the place “elf and safety” wouldn’t approve would be tantamount to performing an unlawful act with intent to commit injury by proxy, “ya know what I mean arry.”
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Dave, Harry could have stopped that burglar in his tracks with his photo on the door! They would have been scared to death to tangle with a mean hombre, specially if they knew he was a ex Brs lorry driver and the scurge of the trailer boys. But then it could have been one of them that took it for sentimental reasons.
Perhaps we could hire him out as a bodyguard/minder type Norm.He could be like Durhams answer to Crocodile Dundee armed with the knotted rope and pocket knife. " This is a knotted rope " back off .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
“The hell ya will” and as for plastering my picture all over the place “elf and safety” wouldn’t approve would be tantamount to performing an unlawful act with intent to commit injury by proxy, “ya know what I mean arry.”
thanks harry long retired.
Armed and dangerous with the knotted rope Harry.It could be the start of a new craze and you could become a cult figure .
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Dave, Harry could have stopped that burglar in his tracks with his photo on the door! They would have been scared to death to tangle with a mean hombre, specially if they knew he was a ex Brs lorry driver and the scurge of the trailer boys. But then it could have been one of them that took it for sentimental reasons.
Perhaps we could hire him out as a bodyguard/minder type Norm.He could be like Durhams answer to Crocodile Dundee armed with the knotted rope and pocket knife. " This is a knotted rope " back off .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
“The hell ya will” and as for plastering my picture all over the place “elf and safety” wouldn’t approve would be tantamount to performing an unlawful act with intent to commit injury by proxy, “ya know what I mean arry.”
thanks harry long retired.
Armed and dangerous with the knotted rope Harry.It could be the start of a new craze and you could become a cult figure .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Cult figure “I like it” just picture myself swinging the knotted rope at the rowdies while clinging on to the zimmer frame with the other arm .
thanks harry long retired
Norman Ingram:
Dave, Harry could have stopped that burglar in his tracks with his photo on the door! They would have been scared to death to tangle with a mean hombre, specially if they knew he was a ex Brs lorry driver and the scurge of the trailer boys. But then it could have been one of them that took it for sentimental reasons.
Perhaps we could hire him out as a bodyguard/minder type Norm.He could be like Durhams answer to Crocodile Dundee armed with the knotted rope and pocket knife. " This is a knotted rope " back off .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
“The hell ya will” and as for plastering my picture all over the place “elf and safety” wouldn’t approve would be tantamount to performing an unlawful act with intent to commit injury by proxy, “ya know what I mean arry.”
thanks harry long retired.
Armed and dangerous with the knotted rope Harry.It could be the start of a new craze and you could become a cult figure .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Cult figure “I like it” just picture myself swinging the knotted rope at the rowdies while clinging on to the zimmer frame with the other arm .
thanks harry long retired
Harry you could be the North East answer to Charles Bronson ( when he was alive ) .
Cheers Dave.
Harry I thougth perhaps you would be outside setting a few bangers off, seeing that it is Bonfire neet, Myself, well Im looking out of the window watching all the rich folk at Darras Hall , setting theirs off a few grand I would say, Nice to watch to say the least, I ve just opened a bottle of Glen Grant, which is far nicer. Hears to good health . Regards Larry
My cairn terrier has about driven me daft barking at the fireworks going off tonight.My other half has taken her niece and a friend to a display.I’ve got Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen blasting out from the stereo,but the little git still has a go barking .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
My cairn terrier has about driven me daft barking at the fireworks going off tonight.My other half has taken her niece and a friend to a display.I’ve got Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen blasting out from the stereo,but the little git still has a go barking .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
When I was a young fellah the family had a Corgi which didn’t like the church bells bad news really because we lived opposite a church which did the bells at least three times a week, can remember my mother was advised to cover his ears with something thick and said it wasn’t the sound of the bells that bothered it but the reverberation after the bells had rung Mam modified an old tea cosy so that it fastened and stayed in place after a while the dog was quite happy to wear the concoction.and it did do the trick didn’t, cure the little sod from biting your ankles though
thanks harry long retired
Dave the Renegade:
My cairn terrier has about driven me daft barking at the fireworks going off tonight.My other half has taken her niece and a friend to a display.I’ve got Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen blasting out from the stereo,but the little git still has a go barking .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
When I was a young fellah the family had a Corgi which didn’t like the church bells bad news really because we lived opposite a church which did the bells at least three times a week, can remember my mother was advised to cover his ears with something thick and said it wasn’t the sound of the bells that bothered it but the reverberation after the bells had rung Mam modified an old tea cosy so that it fastened and stayed in place after a while the dog was quite happy to wear the concoction.and it did do the trick didn’t, cure the little sod from biting your ankles though
thanks harry long retired
The first Cairn I had didn’t like thunder or loud bangs,the next one wasn’t to bad just barked a bit.This one goes daft if he hears guns…and guess what they were pheasant shooting a few hundred yards from here this morning,then a few fireworks tonight.He is quiet now…probably knackered.But being a terrier if he hears anything he will be off again .
Cheers Dave.
We had a Yorkie ■■■■■,30 years ago, which once the speed of our car reached 50 mph,dead on, it got down under the seat.And as soon as it dropped below 50 it came out and got back on the seat!! It didn’t matter whose car it was in,50 mph and it was gone. Cheers Dennis.
Bewick:
We had a Yorkie ■■■■■,30 years ago, which once the speed of our car reached 50 mph,dead on, it got down under the seat.And as soon as it dropped below 50 it came out and got back on the seat!! It didn’t matter whose car it was in,50 mph and it was gone. Cheers Dennis.
Dogs are like people Dennis,you will never get two the same,all have their funny little ways.Far more intelligent than given credit for.
Cheers Dave.
Dave do you think Dennis dog was not too sure of his driving I had a whippet who would jump into my lorry every time I went to work when on the bricks, he would sit on the passenger seat and stretch his front leg on the dashboard when I was doing 60 mph down the M1, when I passed a lorry, he would look at the driver then stick his nose into the air as much to say you are not as quick as us! Tinker was a great drivers mate.
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think Dennis dog was not too sure of his driving I had a whippet who would jump into my lorry every time I went to work when on the bricks, he would sit on the passenger seat and stretch his front leg on the dashboard when I was doing 60 mph down the M1, when I passed a lorry, he would look at the driver then stick his nose into the air as much to say you are not as quick as us! Tinker was a great drivers mate.
hiya,
Norm good dog eh hope it never needed the knotted rope, OK and allowable for stroppy trailer boys but the RSPCA would be snapping at your heels if you abused the dog with it.
thanks harry long retired.
I reckon it was because the “Yorkie” was able to count and being as he had been in the refreshment hostelry with them he knew how much had been consumed by the said driver and it was either get hidden or walk home.
ANON.
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I had a whippet who would jump into my lorry every time I went to work when on the bricks, he would sit on the passenger seat and stretch his front leg on the dashboard when I was doing 60 mph down the M1, when I passed a lorry, he would look at the driver then stick his nose into the air as much to say you are not as quick as us! 