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harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:
Are there any Gill offsprings in the South East Asia area Harry ? :wink:
Cheers Dave.

No way, Harry would rather have a Glenfiddich than play around, Mind having said this , There may have been no Glenfiddich on hand at that time, So perhaps he may have been led astray be the none Malt drinkers, Oh Dear, I do hope Im right, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry, in those days I could barely afford to buy beer, as for a drop of malt that was
way out of my league come to think of it those times are fast returning it now takes
nearly a re-mortgage to go out and buy the stuff, might have to return to work.
thanks harry, long retired.

No no Harry …the WIFE might have to return to work. Let’s have it right.
As for funerals, since our daughter died 3 years ago I try to avoid going, the emotion is too much for me. It’s not disrespect for friends and old mates, it just gets too much and I don’t think Mrs GOM could stand it, I struggle, but my wife couldn’t cope. :cry:


Here’s a Foden for you fella’s to fight over

Dave the Renegade:

Here’s a Foden for you fella’s to fight over

Great motor Dave,It must have been one of the last S36s made going off the reg, I sometimes in the 60s loaded back from Trevors outfit useually halfway home up to the Midlands, Happy days, Regards Larry.

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:
Are there any Gill offsprings in the South East Asia area Harry ? :wink:
Cheers Dave.

No way, Harry would rather have a Glenfiddich than play around, Mind having said this , There may have been no Glenfiddich on hand at that time, So perhaps he may have been led astray be the none Malt drinkers, Oh Dear, I do hope Im right, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry, in those days I could barely afford to buy beer, as for a drop of malt that was
way out of my league come to think of it those times are fast returning it now takes
nearly a re-mortgage to go out and buy the stuff, might have to return to work.
thanks harry, long retired.

No no Harry …the WIFE might have to return to work. Let’s have it right.
As for funerals, since our daughter died 3 years ago I try to avoid going, the emotion is too much for me. It’s not disrespect for friends and old mates, it just gets too much and I don’t think Mrs GOM could stand it, I struggle, but my wife couldn’t cope. :cry:

Hiya,
Yes GOM, I’ve just informed the Missus that should she return to work I’ll buy her first
pair of workboots, Oh’ the funeral thingy I’ve made my last request and hope they
can get it right, collect me, cardboard box me up miss out the sky pilot miss out the
church bit and the guy at the front saying what a good guy you are the bleedin’ fellah
has never ever met you until now and the embalming joke a money making racket if
ever there was one, drawing off good preservative to replace with cheap preservative
just bung me in the ā€œcollection vanā€ in the side door of the chrem and into the flames
when I’m ā€œcookedā€ sprinkle the bits that left on the back of an empty trailer so’s I just
might blow off into a VOSA mans eyes so he’ll have to leave the lads alone for a while.
thanks harry, long retired.

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:

Here’s a Foden for you fella’s to fight over

Great motor Dave,It must have been one of the last S36s made going off the reg, I sometimes in the 60s loaded back from Trevors outfit useually halfway home up to the Midlands, Happy days, Regards Larry.

I remember them having either an Ergo cabbed Leyland or an AEC ack in about 1966 Larry, it had a fantastic sound to it, you could hear it coming for miles. I was working at Whitney Toll Bridge at the time and used to listen to this lorry approaching.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:
Are there any Gill offsprings in the South East Asia area Harry ? :wink:
Cheers Dave.

No way, Harry would rather have a Glenfiddich than play around, Mind having said this , There may have been no Glenfiddich on hand at that time, So perhaps he may have been led astray be the none Malt drinkers, Oh Dear, I do hope Im right, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry, in those days I could barely afford to buy beer, as for a drop of malt that was
way out of my league come to think of it those times are fast returning it now takes
nearly a re-mortgage to go out and buy the stuff, might have to return to work.
thanks harry, long retired.

No no Harry …the WIFE might have to return to work. Let’s have it right.
As for funerals, since our daughter died 3 years ago I try to avoid going, the emotion is too much for me. It’s not disrespect for friends and old mates, it just gets too much and I don’t think Mrs GOM could stand it, I struggle, but my wife couldn’t cope. :cry:

Hiya,
Yes GOM, I’ve just informed the Missus that should she return to work I’ll buy her first
pair of workboots, Oh’ the funeral thingy I’ve made my last request and hope they
can get it right, collect me, cardboard box me up miss out the sky pilot miss out the
church bit and the guy at the front saying what a good guy you are the bleedin’ fellah
has never ever met you until now and the embalming joke a money making racket if
ever there was one, drawing off good preservative to replace with cheap preservative
just bung me in the ā€œcollection vanā€ in the side door of the chrem and into the flames
when I’m ā€œcookedā€ sprinkle the bits that left on the back of an empty trailer so’s I just
might blow off into a VOSA mans eyes so he’ll have to leave the lads alone for a while.
thanks harry, long retired.

be carefull Harry as a cardboard 1 is a lot more expensive than a wood 1

Oh & my dad had a humorist guy speak at his

animal:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:
Are there any Gill offsprings in the South East Asia area Harry ? :wink:
Cheers Dave.

No way, Harry would rather have a Glenfiddich than play around, Mind having said this , There may have been no Glenfiddich on hand at that time, So perhaps he may have been led astray be the none Malt drinkers, Oh Dear, I do hope Im right, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry, in those days I could barely afford to buy beer, as for a drop of malt that was
way out of my league come to think of it those times are fast returning it now takes
nearly a re-mortgage to go out and buy the stuff, might have to return to work.
thanks harry, long retired.

No no Harry …the WIFE might have to return to work. Let’s have it right.
As for funerals, since our daughter died 3 years ago I try to avoid going, the emotion is too much for me. It’s not disrespect for friends and old mates, it just gets too much and I don’t think Mrs GOM could stand it, I struggle, but my wife couldn’t cope. :cry:

Hiya,
Yes GOM, I’ve just informed the Missus that should she return to work I’ll buy her first
pair of workboots, Oh’ the funeral thingy I’ve made my last request and hope they
can get it right, collect me, cardboard box me up miss out the sky pilot miss out the
church bit and the guy at the front saying what a good guy you are the bleedin’ fellah
has never ever met you until now and the embalming joke a money making racket if
ever there was one, drawing off good preservative to replace with cheap preservative
just bung me in the ā€œcollection vanā€ in the side door of the chrem and into the flames
when I’m ā€œcookedā€ sprinkle the bits that left on the back of an empty trailer so’s I just
might blow off into a VOSA mans eyes so he’ll have to leave the lads alone for a while.
thanks harry, long retired.

be carefull Harry as a cardboard 1 is a lot more expensive than a wood 1

Oh & my dad had a humorist guy speak at his

hiya,
ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  bag ā– ā–  would they do it with that about fifty for a quid at Poundland.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

animal:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:
Are there any Gill offsprings in the South East Asia area Harry ? :wink:
Cheers Dave.

No way, Harry would rather have a Glenfiddich than play around, Mind having said this , There may have been no Glenfiddich on hand at that time, So perhaps he may have been led astray be the none Malt drinkers, Oh Dear, I do hope Im right, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry, in those days I could barely afford to buy beer, as for a drop of malt that was
way out of my league come to think of it those times are fast returning it now takes
nearly a re-mortgage to go out and buy the stuff, might have to return to work.
thanks harry, long retired.

No no Harry …the WIFE might have to return to work. Let’s have it right.
As for funerals, since our daughter died 3 years ago I try to avoid going, the emotion is too much for me. It’s not disrespect for friends and old mates, it just gets too much and I don’t think Mrs GOM could stand it, I struggle, but my wife couldn’t cope. :cry:

Hiya,
Yes GOM, I’ve just informed the Missus that should she return to work I’ll buy her first
pair of workboots, Oh’ the funeral thingy I’ve made my last request and hope they
can get it right, collect me, cardboard box me up miss out the sky pilot miss out the
church bit and the guy at the front saying what a good guy you are the bleedin’ fellah
has never ever met you until now and the embalming joke a money making racket if
ever there was one, drawing off good preservative to replace with cheap preservative
just bung me in the ā€œcollection vanā€ in the side door of the chrem and into the flames
when I’m ā€œcookedā€ sprinkle the bits that left on the back of an empty trailer so’s I just
might blow off into a VOSA mans eyes so he’ll have to leave the lads alone for a while.
thanks harry, long retired.

be carefull Harry as a cardboard 1 is a lot more expensive than a wood 1

Oh & my dad had a humorist guy speak at his

hiya,
ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  bag ā– ā–  would they do it with that about fifty for a quid at Poundland.
thanks harry, long retired.

Could be done in a job lot Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

animal:

be carefull Harry as a cardboard 1 is a lot more expensive than a wood 1

Oh & my dad had a humorist guy speak at his
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We had a humorist funeral for our Claire, she was 43 when she died suddenly. It worked well. She’d said in the past when we were at funerals ā€œnone of this for me dad, if anything ever happens to me just send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint of Guinness with meā€. We did just that.
We never expected IT to happen, but it did and after the humorist job both the wife and myself have ā€œleft instructionsā€ :slight_smile:

grumpy old man:

animal:

be carefull Harry as a cardboard 1 is a lot more expensive than a wood 1

Oh & my dad had a humorist guy speak at his

We had a humorist funeral for our Claire, she was 43 when she died suddenly. It worked well. She’d said in the past when we were at funerals ā€œnone of this for me dad, if anything ever happens to me just send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint of Guinness with meā€. We did just that.
We never expected IT to happen, but it did and after the humorist job both the wife and myself have ā€œleft instructionsā€ :slight_smile:
[/quote]
Same for me, I’m agnostic, so don’t need any clergy talking and hymn singing about me. Ghost Riders in the Sky, Ring of Fire, and This will be the last time, to play me out. That will do.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:

animal:

be carefull Harry as a cardboard 1 is a lot more expensive than a wood 1

Oh & my dad had a humorist guy speak at his

We had a humorist funeral for our Claire, she was 43 when she died suddenly. It worked well. She’d said in the past when we were at funerals ā€œnone of this for me dad, if anything ever happens to me just send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint of Guinness with meā€. We did just that.
We never expected IT to happen, but it did and after the humorist job both the wife and myself have ā€œleft instructionsā€ :slight_smile:

Same for me, I’m agnostic, so don’t need any clergy talking and hymn singing about me. Ghost Riders in the Sky, Ring of Fire, and This will be the last time, to play me out. That will do.
Cheers Dave.
[/quote]
My kids said Sleep when im dead ( bon jovie ) & the other Ding dong the witch is dead

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:

animal:

be carefull Harry as a cardboard 1 is a lot more expensive than a wood 1

Oh & my dad had a humorist guy speak at his

We had a humorist funeral for our Claire, she was 43 when she died suddenly. It worked well. She’d said in the past when we were at funerals ā€œnone of this for me dad, if anything ever happens to me just send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint of Guinness with meā€. We did just that.
We never expected IT to happen, but it did and after the humorist job both the wife and myself have ā€œleft instructionsā€ :slight_smile:

Same for me, I’m agnostic, so don’t need any clergy talking and hymn singing about me. Ghost Riders in the Sky, Ring of Fire, and This will be the last time, to play me out. That will do.
Cheers Dave.

My kids said Sleep when im dead ( bon jovie ) & the other Ding dong the witch is dead
[/quote]
hiya,
I have requested something daft like ā€œI’m a lonely little petunia in an onion patchā€ or
ā€œI’m a blue toothbrush you’re a pink toothbrush aint we met somewhere beforeā€
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:

animal:

be carefull Harry as a cardboard 1 is a lot more expensive than a wood 1

Oh & my dad had a humorist guy speak at his

We had a humorist funeral for our Claire, she was 43 when she died suddenly. It worked well. She’d said in the past when we were at funerals ā€œnone of this for me dad, if anything ever happens to me just send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint of Guinness with meā€. We did just that.
We never expected IT to happen, but it did and after the humorist job both the wife and myself have ā€œleft instructionsā€ :slight_smile:

Same for me, I’m agnostic, so don’t need any clergy talking and hymn singing about me. Ghost Riders in the Sky, Ring of Fire, and This will be the last time, to play me out. That will do.
Cheers Dave.

My kids said Sleep when im dead ( bon jovie ) & the other Ding dong the witch is dead

hiya,
I have requested something daft like ā€œI’m a lonely little petunia in an onion patchā€ or
ā€œI’m a blue toothbrush you’re a pink toothbrush aint we met somewhere beforeā€
thanks harry, long retired.
[/quote]
Could have Joe Cocker singing " Fire It Up ". :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Meatloaf ā€œLike a bat out of hellā€. That’d liven the crem up a bit :stuck_out_tongue:

grumpy old man:
Meatloaf ā€œLike a bat out of hellā€. That’d liven the crem up a bit :stuck_out_tongue:

Hiya,
There’s got to be a drop of ā€œold blue eyesā€ doing ā€œI did it my wayā€
somewhere during the proceedings just to prove a point Eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.

Meatloat "Heaven can wait "

The Animals - ā€˜We’ve Gotta Get Out Of This Place’

hiya,
ā€œI don’t want to set the world on fireā€
thanks harry, long retired.

" Great balls of fire " Jerry Lee Lewis.
Cheers Dave.

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