You are having a laugh Norm. " Getting a Nurse " You would be told its not a nursing task, as in a lot of other things which have changed.
Cheers Dave.
Dave, this is a private young beautiful nurse, paid well to attend to my needs out of my winnings from lottery or Scoop six, now please don’t pour cold water on my dreams. 
Norman Ingram:
Dave, this is a private young beautiful nurse, paid well to attend to my needs out of my winnings from lottery or Scoop six, now please don’t pour cold water on my dreams.
If she has any sense Norman the cold water could well be poured over YOUR dreams by her, literally! 
Pete.
windrush:
Norman Ingram:
Dave, this is a private young beautiful nurse, paid well to attend to my needs out of my winnings from lottery or Scoop six, now please don’t pour cold water on my dreams.If she has any sense Norman the cold water could well be poured over YOUR dreams by her, literally!
Pete.
He’s been watching to many carry on films Pete.
Cheers Dave.
You blokes are killjoys, 
you are jealous that I’m " Peter Pan " of the lorry drivers, I never grow up! On my garden my spuds are doing well, I have done all the banking up in my sacks, and I have growth shooting up, I am looking forward to some nice new potato’s with mint or a knob of butter. 
Norman Ingram:
You blokes are killjoys,
hiya,
I get my spuds from the local chip shop, accompanied with a lump of cod,
It’s a lot quicker than sitting in a bleedin’ garden waiting for stuff to grow.
thanks harry, long retired.
:twist ed: you cannot grow potatoes when your garden is concreted over harry!
Norman Ingram:
:twist
I solved your little Stanley Unwin post Norm, very good bit of gobbledy ■■■■.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
:twistI solved your little Stanley Unwin post Norm, very good bit of gobbledy ■■■■.
Cheers Dave.
Well he lived at Long Buckby!
Dont have time for gardening as some of us still have to do this work thing or & sun dont suit me
fair play ang , at least you are putting a bit in the pot for us deprived ( depraved ? ) old pensioners . keep out of the sun , it will make your lovely skin all wrinkly .
rigsby:
fair play ang , at least you are putting a bit in the pot for us deprived ( depraved ? ) old pensioners . keep out of the sun , it will make your lovely skin all wrinkly .
Dave do not class me as depraved as I may be deranged but not depraved as well well you could be correct 
cheers Johnnie
I’m deranged and depraved 
hiya,
According to my better half I’m everything I shouldn’t be, and the only
reason she keeps me is, there’s possibly one worse than me out there
and knowing her luck she’d most likely land him, cheeky mare.
thanks harry, long retired.
Now you wonder why I dont have a man around I would land the worst ( in fact I think I did but did get rid as well ) so think I will just stick to what I know
animal:
Now you wonder why I dont have a man around I would land the worst ( in fact I think I did but did get rid as well ) so think I will just stick to what I know
Hiya,
But at least my “missus” obviously didn’t get a bad deal because she
does appreciate that there’s worse that me out there, that’s in her
words and believe me she’s never wrong, I wouldn’t dare tell her she
is wrong, life wouldn’t be worth living.
thanks harry, long retired.
I must be a saint, my mother -in-law said at least he is not like irishmen drinking his wages away, and he works awfully long hours to keep and feed his family. you have a good man there Anne. So my wife never goe’s against her mother, who died in 1989 aged 79. After 52 years in July I might be cannonised, hmm or least be shot at!
52 years eh Norm? do you think you might get used to it? I’ve got 54 in and I still can’t understand her logic. “Welcome to my world” she keeps saying, Not bloody likely, at times she’s on planet Mongo, mad as a box of frogs.
And I’ll tell you something else, I’m surprised at yon Gill fella, he seems to be “running scared” of his good lady wife.
i’m only a junior member here , only done 51 years . brings a whole new meaning to " a whole life sentence " doesn’t it .
rigsby:
i’m only a junior member here , only done 51 years . brings a whole new meaning to " a whole life sentence " doesn’t it .
Only 39 years here but then I got wed late (24) so some catching up to do! By the time it gets to our Golden Anniversary I will be 74 (heck, that’s OLD ) and well past the age of celebrating, probably be tucked away in a care home by then.
Pete.