Off Topic Carryfast Bollocks Split From Feedback Forum

Rob K:
There are some very strange characters that frequent these forums. :open_mouth:

You’re right but it all depends on your definition of ‘strange’. :smiling_imp: :laughing:

Carryfast:

Coffeeholic:

Carryfast:
The answer to your question is Yes I would just as my Dad would (rightly) have done in the same situation.It’s a perversion unlike normal male/female marriage under the age of 18. :imp:

You need taking out into the woods and disembowelling with a wooden cooking spoon. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

:question: Why. :confused: Maybe that’s how the pc zb’s got their way by threatening death and destruction on anyone who disagrees with the zb’s.So what happened to the rule attack the post not the poster :question:

That wasn’t an attack on the post or the poster, just thinking out loud. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Carryfast:

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Carryfast:

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Carryfast:

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Carryfast:

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Carryfast:

Snudger:
That previous post belongs in the doubling-up with a gay thread. That sentence sounds quite homophobic in retrospect but I don’t know how else to put it. Wasn’t Hitler camp?

The relevant bit is that many of those,like my late Dad,who fought against Hitler and the nazis would,these days, be accused of racism and homophobia because they did’nt support ethnic integration (as opposed to multiculturalism) and they were’nt scared of calling a spade a spade (or a pervert a pervert in this case) and supported the laws and societal values of that time to match.

But it would have been ironic if they’d have caught Hitler and then also found him guilty of being involved in perverted ‘homosexual practices’ amongst all the charges against him. :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

But I think you also seemed to miss the point I was making about the perverted ideas of the BBC soap storyline writers in East Enders etc in which they seem to be continually trying to make the case that having kids in the normal way,in a normal male/female relationship, (regardless of the age issue) ,is’nt as acceptable to their pc ideas,as same ■■■ relationships and/or having an adopted family raised in a same ■■■ household are. :open_mouth: :imp: :unamused:

Yet another bigot, live and let live man!

Yet another PC do gooder. :unamused:

I’m no more bigoted than many of those who fought to stop the place being taken over by some ‘really’ bigoted zb’s and if the perverts think they faced harsh justice under the British and American WW2 generation’s (correct) values and laws they would have known what ‘bigoted’ really means if the Germans had won instead. :imp: :unamused: :unamused:

Instead of which we’ve now got blokes being sent to prison for shagging women over the age of consent while we’ve got perverts being allowed to do what they would have been jailed for in the 1950’s and the perverts in same ■■■ relationships asking to be married in church and to be allowed to adopt a family,and the double standards of ethnic Africans taking advantage of ethnic integration,instead of multiculturalism, by forgetting all about their own ‘culture’ when it comes to preferring an ethnic european bird to an ethnic African one. :imp: :unamused:

What do you mean men are getting sent to prison for ■■■■, you think they shouldn’t! What a complete numpty…Thats probably the worst statement I have ever read on here buffoon!!!

Who said anything about zb ■■■■ :open_mouth: :question: .The scenario of a teacher/lecturer shagging a 16-18 year old girl for example with her consent which would’nt have raised an eyebrow years ago whereas now all hell lets loose in that case. :unamused: :unamused: The fact is that scenario would result in prosecution these days whereas it would’nt have done years ago although it (rightly) would have done years ago if it had been a perverted same ■■■ relationship :question: . :unamused:

You are not considered to be an adult until you are 18! So technically you think its ok for a lecturer/teacher who is probably going to be at least 10 years older and in a position of trust to have ■■■ with a minor. You’d be happy to let this happen to your daughter if you had/have one?

Since when did the ‘age of consent’ have zb all to do with the age of 18 and ‘becoming an adult’ in this country or even lower in others :question: :confused: .Looks like you’re another east enders storyline ‘supporter’ who supports the perverted idea of two blokes trying to marry each other and having a family :open_mouth: :laughing: but when it comes to an older bloke going going for a younger bird in a normal relationship you’ve lost the plot and suddenly all your ideas about live and let live go out the window when it suits you. :imp: :unamused:

But suggest you check out that recent marriage between Joe Philpot and his wife here,where he was accused of being a ■■■■■■■■■■,and the one between Jerry Lee Lewis and his last wife in the southern states in a time and place where the difference between perverted same ■■■ relationships and normal ones was recognised and the social values and laws were made to suit. :imp:

‘Minor’, for the purposes of the ‘age of consent’,there then,or here now,bs.That age is 16 here now and was less than that there back then.That was before the perverts and their pc supporters changed the world.Which is probably why it’s not surprising that the pc BBC story writers in east enders preferr to make a story about two blokes shagging each other and trying to adopt a family than writing one about an older bloke starting a family with a younger bird. :imp: :imp: :unamused:

your either an adult or not, you are not an adult until 18, therefore you are condoning ■■■ with a child! Fact!
You are not right in the head, go back to banging on about the war. Do you have a daughter or a son? What would you do if they came to you and said they were GAY, my guess is you’d disown your own kid! Top drawer Dad…not!

And what would you do if you have/had a 17 year old daughter who came to you and said she was getting married to an older bloke considering that it’s zb LEGAL to marry at 16 with parents permission so how the zb can that be ‘condoning ■■■ with a child’ :question: . :imp:

The answer to your question is Yes I would just as my Dad would (rightly) have done in the same situation.It’s a perversion unlike normal male/female marriage under the age of 18. :imp:

Why do you think they need parents permission, oh wait…its because they are not an adult. And as it happens my daughter is 17 and I would hunt the teacher down and have a serious word :imp:
Do you walk round with a bag of sweeties and keep puppies by any chance?

Is there a competition running here for the post with the biggest number of quotes?

Carryfast:

Snudger:
That previous post belongs in the doubling-up with a gay thread. That sentence sounds quite homophobic in retrospect but I don’t know how else to put it. Wasn’t Hitler camp?

The relevant bit is that many of those,like my late Dad,who fought against Hitler and the nazis would,these days, be accused of racism and homophobia because they did’nt support ethnic integration (as opposed to multiculturalism) and they were’nt scared of calling a spade a spade (or a pervert a pervert in this case) and supported the laws and societal values of that time to match.

But it would have been ironic if they’d have caught Hitler and then also found him guilty of being involved in perverted ‘homosexual practices’ amongst all the charges against him. :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

But I think you also seemed to miss the point I was making about the perverted ideas of the BBC soap storyline writers in East Enders etc in which they seem to be continually trying to make the case that having kids in the normal way,in a normal male/female relationship, (regardless of the age issue) ,is’nt as acceptable to their pc ideas,as same ■■■ relationships and/or having an adopted family raised in a same ■■■ household are. :open_mouth: :imp: :unamused:

The important thing is not to be prejudiced, racially, religiously, ■■■■■■■■ or whatever, otherwise it reflects badly on the prejudger.

Yes, didn’t notice the East Enders bit, just seeing the words East and Enders together would probably make me skip the rest of the sentence! I suppose the point with what I presume is a recent storyline is to reflect current society and possibly create a bit of slightly sensationalist publicity. I found the Elton John/Furnish child adoption thing somewhat weird but I think, though it will always, biologically speaking, be a rarity, that we will come to accept such things just as we have come to tolerate many things which we do not necessarily like but which do no harm.

As for Adolf, I don’t think they would have bothered with homosexuality on the list of his crimes. Methinks he did protest too much though. Not only was he alleged to have had homosexual experiences during WW1, he was undeniably socialist, was rumoured to have had a relationship with his (sadly not underage, for the purposes of this thread) half-niece, was supposed to have Jewish ancestry and no doubt dabbled with Jehovah’s Witnesses and loved Gypsy music. Give a ■■■■■■ some power and you’re in big trouble.

As for the age of consent, according to Wikipedia, it’s been 16 in the UK for gays for over a year, not that that bothers anyone much, regardless of orientation. Also, having consensual ■■■ with a girl aged between 13 and 16 is not ■■■■!, in Scotland only though. "However, if person (A)is over the age of 18 and in a position of trust over person (B)who is under the age of 18, it is illegal for A to engage in ■■■■■■ activity with B. " That is apparently the word of law you were getting at. Finally, another reason for Spain to be popular with criminals from this country, it’s 13 over there!

Anyway, how did we get here?

Snudger:
Anyway, how did we get here?

I think it’s something to do with Carryfast. :wink: :grimacing:

In this topic, we’ve had Carryfast on WWI, WWII, Adolf Hitler, and another of his old favourites- the Yanks, but we haven’t had any mention of double drive 6X4’s yet, so I think we’ve possibly been quite lucky so far. :wink: :laughing: :laughing:

Fileep:
Yet another bigot, live and let live man!

Yet another PC do gooder. :unamused:

I’m no more bigoted than many of those who fought to stop the place being taken over by some ‘really’ bigoted zb’s and if the perverts think they faced harsh justice under the British and American WW2 generation’s (correct) values and laws they would have known what ‘bigoted’ really means if the Germans had won instead. :imp: :unamused: :unamused:

Instead of which we’ve now got blokes being sent to prison for shagging women over the age of consent while we’ve got perverts being allowed to do what they would have been jailed for in the 1950’s and the perverts in same ■■■ relationships asking to be married in church and to be allowed to adopt a family,and the double standards of ethnic Africans taking advantage of ethnic integration,instead of multiculturalism, by forgetting all about their own ‘culture’ when it comes to preferring an ethnic european bird to an ethnic African one. :imp: :unamused:
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You are not right in the head, go back to banging on about the war. Do you have a daughter or a son? What would you do if they came to you and said they were GAY, my guess is you’d disown your own kid! Top drawer Dad…not!
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And what would you do if you have/had a 17 year old daughter who came to you and said she was getting married to an older bloke considering that it’s zb LEGAL to marry at 16 with parents permission so how the zb can that be ‘condoning ■■■ with a child’ :question: . :imp:

The answer to your question is Yes I would just as my Dad would (rightly) have done in the same situation.It’s a perversion unlike normal male/female marriage under the age of 18. :imp:
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Why do you think they need parents permission, oh wait…its because they are not an adult. And as it happens my daughter is 17 and I would hunt the teacher down and have a serious word :imp:
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:open_mouth: I thought you were all about live and let live and tolerance. :unamused: :confused: :laughing: :laughing: Obviously zb ageist though. :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

For the record when my Dad was dating my Mum that age of adulthood was 21 not 18.He was well into his 20’s and she was well under 20 at the time and it did’nt seem to bother the yanks too much back then either in taking,often pregnant, teenaged British birds back to the states just after the war.

I also lost out as a teenager with a bird of 16 who preferred a divorcee in his late 40’s and I’ve got a relative who married a bloke of 47 when she was 16 and had two kids by the time she was 18.In the first of those cases it was a case of tough deal with it for both me and her dad and in the second I don’t remember anyone saying that her parents condoned ■■■ with a child . :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Snudger:

Carryfast:

Snudger:
That previous post belongs in the doubling-up with a gay thread. That sentence sounds quite homophobic in retrospect but I don’t know how else to put it. Wasn’t Hitler camp?

The relevant bit is that many of those,like my late Dad,who fought against Hitler and the nazis would,these days, be accused of racism and homophobia because they did’nt support ethnic integration (as opposed to multiculturalism) and they were’nt scared of calling a spade a spade (or a pervert a pervert in this case) and supported the laws and societal values of that time to match.

But it would have been ironic if they’d have caught Hitler and then also found him guilty of being involved in perverted ‘homosexual practices’ amongst all the charges against him. :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

But I think you also seemed to miss the point I was making about the perverted ideas of the BBC soap storyline writers in East Enders etc in which they seem to be continually trying to make the case that having kids in the normal way,in a normal male/female relationship, (regardless of the age issue) ,is’nt as acceptable to their pc ideas,as same ■■■ relationships and/or having an adopted family raised in a same ■■■ household are. :open_mouth: :imp: :unamused:

The important thing is not to be prejudiced, racially, religiously, ■■■■■■■■ or whatever, otherwise it reflects badly on the prejudger.

All of which obviously does’nt apply in the case of fathers deciding to ‘have a word’ with anyone,who they disaprove of because of age or whatever,daring to ask their 17 year old daughters out. :open_mouth: :laughing:

dieseldave:

Snudger:
Anyway, how did we get here?

I think it’s something to do with Carryfast. :wink: :grimacing:

In this topic, we’ve had Carryfast on WWI, WWII, Adolf Hitler, and another of his old favourites- the Yanks, but we haven’t had any mention of double drive 6X4’s yet, so I think we’ve possibly been quite lucky so far. :wink: :laughing: :laughing:

That’s because in the ‘context’ of this topic it’s all about political correctness gone mad so expect to see Christian making medical history in East Enders by finally managing to get Sayeed pregnant,assuming that Sayeed does’nt see sense first and decide that his muslim mum was right after all,and yet more older blokes ending up in the nick for daring to go after the younger birds like Whitney. :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Rob K:
Is there a competition running here for the post with the biggest number of quotes?

Yes. :laughing:

Carryfast:

dieseldave:

Snudger:
Anyway, how did we get here?

I think it’s something to do with Carryfast. :wink: :grimacing:

In this topic, we’ve had Carryfast on WWI, WWII, Adolf Hitler, and another of his old favourites- the Yanks, but we haven’t had any mention of double drive 6X4’s yet, so I think we’ve possibly been quite lucky so far. :wink: :laughing: :laughing:

That’s because in the ‘context’ of this topic it’s all about political correctness gone mad so expect to see Christian making medical history in East Enders by finally managing to get Sayeed pregnant,assuming that Sayeed does’nt see sense first and decide that his muslim mum was right after all,and yet more older blokes ending up in the nick for daring to go after the younger birds like Whitney. :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You seem to know a lot about Eastenders! I don’t watch it personally, but each to his own. You do know it’s not a documentary don’t you!
As for saying years ago this and the other happened, that’s just ■■■■■■■■…With that argument you may as well go back to the cavemen and start saying my great,great,great,great,great,great grandad use to hit my grandma on the bonce with a club drag her home and sort her out!! She loved it!!!
Times change, evolution and all that!

ZB Eastenders, you would be safer having a drink in The Blind Beggar than the Queen Vic. Those Krays were zb ■■■■■■■ to the scriptwriters :laughing:

Do I take it from a previous post that Carryfasts dad was “overpaid, oversexed and over here”. No wonder he is confused so quickly.

The sperm had jet lag!

Fileep:

Carryfast:

dieseldave:

Snudger:
Anyway, how did we get here?

I think it’s something to do with Carryfast. :wink: :grimacing:

In this topic, we’ve had Carryfast on WWI, WWII, Adolf Hitler, and another of his old favourites- the Yanks, but we haven’t had any mention of double drive 6X4’s yet, so I think we’ve possibly been quite lucky so far. :wink: :laughing: :laughing:

That’s because in the ‘context’ of this topic it’s all about political correctness gone mad so expect to see Christian making medical history in East Enders by finally managing to get Sayeed pregnant,assuming that Sayeed does’nt see sense first and decide that his muslim mum was right after all,and yet more older blokes ending up in the nick for daring to go after the younger birds like Whitney. :open_mouth: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You seem to know a lot about Eastenders! I don’t watch it personally, but each to his own. You do know it’s not a documentary don’t you!
As for saying years ago this and the other happened, that’s just ■■■■■■■■…With that argument you may as well go back to the cavemen and start saying my great,great,great,great,great,great grandad use to hit my grandma on the bonce with a club drag her home and sort her out!! She loved it!!!
Times change, evolution and all that!

Could’nt really care less about East Enders but it’s on the tele so I watch it sometimes.But the relevant bit,from what I’ve seen of it, is that it’s like most BBC soaps like Waterloo Road etc in having typical BBC ‘politically correct’ story writers who are trying to push the same pc pervert agenda in that they seem to want everyone to be understanding of the type of perverted zb which they seem to like while also being intolerant when it suits them concerning normal large age gap male/female relationships. :imp: :unamused:

But your own views seem to be in line with modern day so called ‘evolution’ in that you seem happy enough to tolerate/support the perverted ideas of same ■■■ relationships while being intolerant of normal male/female ones. :imp:

Maybe even to the point where you would be happier to see your daughter being in a lesbian similar age relationship than a normal male/female large age gap one :question: . :imp: :imp: :unamused:

Evolution yeah right bs.

Wheel Nut:
ZB Eastenders, you would be safer having a drink in The Blind Beggar than the Queen Vic. Those Krays were zb ■■■■■■■ to the scriptwriters :laughing:

Do I take it from a previous post that Carryfasts dad was “overpaid, oversexed and over here”. No wonder he is confused so quickly.

The sperm had jet lag!

:confused: Blimey wheelnut you seem to keep losing the plot almost as much as those BBC storyline writers. :open_mouth:

At the time,as far as I know from what that generation told me,overpaid,oversexed and over here,at the time, related to the yanks not British 8th army conscripts like my Dad.It originated from the fact that,at that time,the yanks had much better luck in pulling the few young British birds here than our own blokes often did.

Which is why many pubs near Bushey Park often saw more hand to hand fighting between the Allied US forces based there and our own lot home on leave than that between them and the Germans in France etc. :open_mouth: :laughing:

However what united them all was the fact that modern day pc,so called ‘evolution’,concerning ethnic African/European ‘integration’ or same ■■■ couples trying to make a family :open_mouth:,was and should stay, off limits. :wink:

If someone is gay what’s wrong with them having a relationship with another Gay person if it’s of there own free will.
If a couple can give a child a loving caring home rather than leaving a child in the care system that has to be good for the kid and if the couple are gay or straight doesn’t really matter.
A teacher shouldn’t have a relationship with a pupil even if they are over 16 as it is an abuse of trust.
I dont get relationships with a big age gap as other than the ego boost for the older partner what have they got in common. In your example of a 16 year old and a 47 year old it’s all well and good but what about when she is early 40s he is in his 70s and possibly not in the best of health it ain’t quite as good then.

Carryfast:

Wheel Nut:
ZB Eastenders, you would be safer having a drink in The Blind Beggar than the Queen Vic. Those Krays were zb ■■■■■■■ to the scriptwriters :laughing:

Do I take it from a previous post that Carryfasts dad was “overpaid, oversexed and over here”. No wonder he is confused so quickly.

The sperm had jet lag!

:confused: Blimey wheelnut you seem to keep losing the plot almost as much as those BBC storyline writers. :open_mouth:

Which is why many pubs near Bushey Park often saw more hand to hand fighting between the Allied US forces based there and our own lot home on leave than that between them and the Germans in France etc. :open_mouth: :laughing:

Forgive me, it was this quote that I was referring to, it was maybe just the lack of proper punctuation that led me to believe your father was an American, and he had knocked your mum up whilst serving in Europe. Not with you obviously, but your siblings. After all, you go on enough about the American dream, you could have been born there.

For the record when my Dad was dating my Mum that age of adulthood was 21 not 18.He was well into his 20’s and she was well under 20 at the time and it did’nt seem to bother the yanks too much back then either in taking,often pregnant, teenaged British birds back to the states just after the war.

kr79:
If someone is gay what’s wrong with them having a relationship with another Gay person if it’s of there own free will.
If a couple can give a child a loving caring home rather than leaving a child in the care system that has to be good for the kid and if the couple are gay or straight doesn’t really matter.
A teacher shouldn’t have a relationship with a pupil even if they are over 16 as it is an abuse of trust.
I dont get relationships with a big age gap as other than the ego boost for the older partner what have they got in common. In your example of a 16 year old and a 47 year old it’s all well and good but what about when she is early 40s he is in his 70s and possibly not in the best of health it ain’t quite as good then.

Suggest you read through everything that I’ve written again.But a lot of people seem to have some very zb’d up ideas these days if they can’t understand what’s ‘wrong’ about the idea of same ■■■ relationships.Even worse they then seem to want to try to circumvent the natural biological implications of all that by allowing the adoption of kids into that type of perverted household. :unamused:

You don’t get normal male/female relationships with a large age gap but you do get the idea of a same ■■■ couple adopting someone else’s family who might have had their kids taken into care for a lot of different reasons not always involving bad treatment :open_mouth: and even though there’s no shortage of normal male/female couples who can’t have kids for medical reasons.Says everything about the modern day zb’d up pc thinking. :open_mouth: :unamused:

Can only speak from my own point of view,‘if’ I’d have been unfortunate enough to have lost my parents and been taken into care,at a young age,and from some of my relatives who actually were taken into care years ago,in that if it’s got to be a case of adoption then I,and them,would have wanted to be adopted into a normal male/female parental household,not a perverted same ■■■ one. :frowning:

The idea of teachers falling for one of their pupils is as old as the hills and it’s nothing new.Your idea just means that they’d have to chuck in the job before marrying the girl just like Clive Richards did.

Large age gap marriages don’t usually have zb all to do with ego boosts.It’s a lot more likely,certainly in my experience,having seen enough of them over the years,and actually having lost out to them as I’ve said previously,to be the result of the drawbacks of same age ones in that women age a lot faster than men do and it’s usually a case of that bloke then dumping his same age wife when they both reach their middle age for a (sometimes much) younger woman.

It’s also better for a bloke to be older than his wife because it’s a lot more difficult for a husband to lose a wife and to be a widower than for a wife to lose a husband and be a widow which is why when a ship goes down it’s usually a case of women and children first into the lifeboats and any blokes left on board go down with the ship. :bulb: .

Wheel Nut:

Carryfast:

Wheel Nut:
ZB Eastenders, you would be safer having a drink in The Blind Beggar than the Queen Vic. Those Krays were zb ■■■■■■■ to the scriptwriters :laughing:

Do I take it from a previous post that Carryfasts dad was “overpaid, oversexed and over here”. No wonder he is confused so quickly.

The sperm had jet lag!

:confused: Blimey wheelnut you seem to keep losing the plot almost as much as those BBC storyline writers. :open_mouth:

Which is why many pubs near Bushey Park often saw more hand to hand fighting between the Allied US forces based there and our own lot home on leave than that between them and the Germans in France etc. :open_mouth: :laughing:

Forgive me, it was this quote that I was referring to, it was maybe just the lack of proper punctuation that led me to believe your father was an American, and he had knocked your mum up whilst serving in Europe. Not with you obviously, but your siblings. After all, you go on enough about the American dream, you could have been born there.

For the record when my Dad was dating my Mum that age of adulthood was 21 not 18.He was well into his 20’s and she was well under 20 at the time and it did’nt seem to bother the yanks too much back then either in taking,often pregnant, teenaged British birds back to the states just after the war.

Seemed clear enough to me.The point I was making was that (1) both the law, my dad,and my mum’s dad,obviously did’nt give a zb about the issue of the age of adulthood when my dad was dating her,and (2) the same could obviously be said about the law,the fathers and the yanks based here during the war when they were busy dating a lot of British girls,and then took them home with them,long before those girls had reached the age of 21 in many cases :bulb:

But I’ve made the point previously that it seems to me that many fathers these days would prefer it if their daughters were lesbians and adopted someone else’s family than if their daughters married a bloke and had her own kids with him regardless of his age :question: . :open_mouth: :unamused: :unamused:

That’s the symptoms of a very sick society. :imp:

Carryfast:
Can only speak from my own point of view,‘if’ I’d have been unfortunate enough to have lost my parents and been taken into care,at a young age,and from some of my relatives who actually were taken into care years ago,in that if it’s got to be a case of adoption then I,and them,would have wanted to be adopted into a normal male/female parental household,not a perverted same ■■■ one.

Because of course people in male female relationships only ever have ■■■ in the ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ and never do anything involving ■■■■ ■■■, leather, gimp masks, large cylindrical objects, egg whisks, flying helmets, celery, whips, ■■■■, golden showers, ropes, small animals, a ■■■■■■■■■■■■■, a Glass Bottom Boat, a ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■, a ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■, Puppies in the Bathtub and so on. Things that people may also call perverted.

Coffeeholic:

Carryfast:
Can only speak from my own point of view,‘if’ I’d have been unfortunate enough to have lost my parents and been taken into care,at a young age,and from some of my relatives who actually were taken into care years ago,in that if it’s got to be a case of adoption then I,and them,would have wanted to be adopted into a normal male/female parental household,not a perverted same ■■■ one.

Because of course people in male female relationships only ever have ■■■ in the ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ and never do anything involving ■■■■ ■■■, leather, gimp masks, large cylindrical objects, egg whisks, flying helmets, celery, whips, ■■■■, golden showers, ropes, small animals, a ■■■■■■■■■■■■■, a Glass Bottom Boat, a ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■, a ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■, Puppies in the Bathtub and so on. Things that people may also call perverted.

Can only think that the only reason why anyone would want to shag a bird the ‘wrong way’,not as nature intended, :open_mouth: is because they’ve been watching too much east enders. :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: