harry_gill:
hiya,
Vice in the singular no, vices in the plural many.
thanks harry, long retired.
Thought so Harry. 
Cheers Dave.
I have two, one in the garage fixed to my bench which I find very useful, 
the other voice is useless, so my wife says. When the blue of the night meets the gold of the day. 
Norman Ingram:
I have two, one in the garage fixed to my bench which I find very useful,
Sounds as if you are a bit of a crooner like Bing Crosby, Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Well Lads, my wife thinks if our town was by the sea, when I sing all the ships would steer clear of the rocks. 
But I think I am pleasant to lissen to, when I sing while shaving, " I am oh so beautiful, beautiful to behold, and the moment I saw you I knew I was lost". 
Norman Ingram:
Well Lads,
hiya,
Bloody Hell Nosser donât give up your day job if thatâs the best bit of
serenading you can do, whatâs your Elvis like??.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Well Lads,hiya,
Bloody Hell Nosser donât give up your day job if thatâs the best bit of
serenading you can do, whatâs your Elvis like??.
thanks harry, long retired.
I wonder what the windows are like in Norms house Harry. Do you think they are made with toughened glass. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Well Lads,hiya,
Bloody Hell Nosser donât give up your day job if thatâs the best bit of
serenading you can do, whatâs your Elvis like??.
thanks harry, long retired.I wonder what the windows are like in Norms house Harry. Do you think they are made with toughened glass.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave with his style of singing I reckon toughened glass is a must, a bit operatic
by the sounds of it and they say those opera type singers can shatter glass, my
singing is very much in demand in my local on karaoke nights to get rid of the
punters at closing time.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Well Lads,hiya,
Bloody Hell Nosser donât give up your day job if thatâs the best bit of
serenading you can do, whatâs your Elvis like??.
thanks harry, long retired.I wonder what the windows are like in Norms house Harry. Do you think they are made with toughened glass.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave with his style of singing I reckon toughened glass is a must, a bit operatic
by the sounds of it and they say those opera type singers can shatter glass, my
singing is very much in demand in my local on karaoke nights to get rid of the
punters at closing time.
thanks harry, long retired.
Do you reckon Norm could appear on âThe Voiceâ Harry. Wonder what Tom Jones would make of him.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, methinks âmincemeatâ.
thanks harry, long retired.
Myself I donât think Tom Jones has anything to worry about my singing, I went to bowls today, but still not feeling my usual bouncy self, at tea break I had a Kit Kat and felt alittle better. when I got in the front door of the Club, Pam & Wendy a couple of new members in their late 50âs greeted me with , here is the man Iâm pleased to see, so I gave her a hug and plonked a kiss on her waiting lips. Later after I changed my shoes, she came to our table as we was waiting for the rinks to clear, my mates eyes raised, so for devilment I said Pam, I wish you you would behave yourself in my dreams, she laughed and went to the next table. Later at teabreak she came over to me and said Norman now I know I get up in the morning feeling tired, one of my mates said why, she replied he is wearing me out in his dreams. Then she tripped off to drink her coffee with a great big smile on her face.
Norman Ingram:
Myself I donât think Tom Jones has anything to worry about my singing, I went to bowls today, but still not feeling my usual bouncy self, at tea break I had a Kit Kat and felt alittle better. when I got in the front door of the Club, Pam & Wendy a couple of new members in their late 50âs greeted me with , here is the man Iâm pleased to see, so I gave her a hug and plonked a kiss on her waiting lips. Later after I changed my shoes, she came to our table as we was waiting for the rinks to clear, my mates eyes raised, so for devilment I said Pam, I wish you you would behave yourself in my dreams, she laughed and went to the next table. Later at teabreak she came over to me and said Norman now I know I get up in the morning feeling tired,
hiya,
Norman I think youâre a would be dirty old man, when I look at a lady nowadays
the thoughts that flit through my mind are all in the form of questions, can she
cook and bake ? whatâs she like at the washtub ? really thatâs all the skill women
need, funny an old workmate of mine when I was a lad used to say so long as a
lass can wash and bake youâve cracked it owt else is a piece of cake to perfect,
and Norm he was spot on, making and looking after any offspring should be a 50
/50 thing and so long as you think along those lines you wonât go far wrong.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Myself I donât think Tom Jones has anything to worry about my singing, I went to bowls today, but still not feeling my usual bouncy self, at tea break I had a Kit Kat and felt alittle better. when I got in the front door of the Club, Pam & Wendy a couple of new members in their late 50âs greeted me with , here is the man Iâm pleased to see, so I gave her a hug and plonked a kiss on her waiting lips. Later after I changed my shoes, she came to our table as we was waiting for the rinks to clear, my mates eyes raised, so for devilment I said Pam, I wish you you would behave yourself in my dreams, she laughed and went to the next table. Later at teabreak she came over to me and said Norman now I know I get up in the morning feeling tired,hiya,
Norman I think youâre a would be dirty old man, when I look at a lady nowadays
the thoughts that flit through my mind are all in the form of questions, can she
cook and bake ? whatâs she like at the washtub ? really thatâs all the skill women
need, funny an old workmate of mine when I was a lad used to say so long as a
lass can wash and bake youâve cracked it owt else is a piece of cake to perfect,
and Norm he was spot on, making and looking after any offspring should be a 50
/50 thing and so long as you think along those lines you wonât go far wrong.
thanks harry, long retired.
Now we know what Norm is up to in the daytime Harry. Tiring all these women out.
Cheers Dave.
All I do is make innocence suggestions I cannot be responsible for other peoples minds and how clean or dirty they are.
Norman Ingram:
All I do is make innocence suggestions
Exactly Norm, its these other people interpreting them wrongly and casting aspersions on you.
Cheers Dave.
Yes I say innocence things and people always think I mean something else. Tuesday I was playing bowls on rink three, and on four Pam and Wendy, when Wendy said Norman I wish I was playing you, Pam said so do I. I said Darlings I truly wish you was playing with me, the chaps on my rinks said dirty bugger. I said no dirty minds. 
That posting missed the jack and ended up in the ditch, dyke, gulley. 
Norman Ingram:
That posting missed the jack and ended up in the ditch, dyke, gulley.
hiya,
Norm you have the knack of steering people away from the fact youâre a
practicing dirty old man, are any of the fair maidens from the bowling
fraternity safe from you. 
.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry, I canât help if I am a popular bloke, why is it when I say something, it is taking by some people in a smutty way. I am beginning to believe there is a awful lot with dirty minds. Why oh why canât they be pure of mind like me 
Norman Ingram:
Harry, I canât help if I am a popular bloke,
hiya,
As pure as driven soot, if âThe Colleenâ knew what went on at that bowling
club and in the bookies she would sure as hell ground you, 
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Harry, I canât help if I am a popular bloke,hiya,
As pure as driven soot, if âThe Colleenâ knew what went on at that bowling
club and in the bookies she would sure as hell ground you,
thanks harry, long retired.
Do you think sheâs rumbled the old lad Harry.
Cheers Dave.