Norman Ingram:
:lol: Dave you let that one slide by. you will be blushing next.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
:lol: Dave you let that one slide by. you will be blushing next.
A fine hulk of manhood, if I say so myself!
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
:lol: Dave you let that one slide by. you will be blushing next.A fine hulk of manhood, if I say so myself!
16 stone of muscle and lard Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
:lol: Dave you let that one slide by. you will be blushing next.A fine hulk of manhood, if I say so myself!
16 stone of muscle and lard Norm.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Now Dave do you mind removing these self portraits youāre a lot
bonnier than me, and I donāt mean the little hairy fellahā.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
:lol: Dave you let that one slide by. you will be blushing next.Cheers Dave.
A fine hulk of manhood, if I say so myself!
16 stone of muscle and lard Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Now Dave do you mind removing these self portraits youāre a lot
bonnier than me, and I donāt mean the little hairy fellahā.
thanks harry long retired.
Archie is less hairy now Harry and I had my ears lifted today.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
:lol: Dave you let that one slide by. you will be blushing next.Cheers Dave.
A fine hulk of manhood, if I say so myself!
16 stone of muscle and lard Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Now Dave do you mind removing these self portraits youāre a lot
bonnier than me, and I donāt mean the little hairy fellahā.
thanks harry long retired.Archie is less hairy now Harry and I had my ears lifted today.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
If I had the full face lift, Iād still scare pitbulls, and the only thing
that happens to my ears is they get thickened by the Boss.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
:lol: Dave you let that one slide by. you will be blushing next.Cheers Dave.
A fine hulk of manhood, if I say so myself!
16 stone of muscle and lard Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Now Dave do you mind removing these self portraits youāre a lot
bonnier than me, and I donāt mean the little hairy fellahā.
thanks harry long retired.Archie is less hairy now Harry and I had my ears lifted today.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
If I had the full face lift, Iād still scare pitbulls, and the only thing
that happens to my ears is they get thickened by the Boss.
thanks harry, long retired.
I had a number two cut back and sides Harry, if Tracy hadnāt been sat in the Barbers I would have had a number two straight over the top like I used to. Not allowed anymore, also no beard as she says she isnāt living with no hedge monkey. Had a beard for twenty years until she seduced me.
Cheers Dave.
I agree with her, you never had a job with the MAFIA.
hiya,
Thatās me Dave No 2 straight over the top then bare shears for stray hairs
and removal of the eyebrows, my hair never gets to the stage where you
could get hold of it, funny my missus lets me know when sheās going to get
me in the chair itās over twenty years since I visited a barber, and when I
see the price list in their shop windows it makes me realise the savings Iāve
made over the years.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Thatās me Dave No 2 straight over the top then bare shears for stray hairs
and removal of the eyebrows, my hair never gets to the stage where you
could get hold of it, funny my missus lets me know when sheās going to get
me in the chair itās over twenty years since I visited a barber, and when I
see the price list in their shop windows it makes me realise the savings Iāve
made over the years.
thanks harry, long retired.
I keep telling Tracy I could cot my hair with a trimmer Harry. All I get is " you will make a mess of it ".
Cheers Dave.
Had a blood test thursday, went in to town I had a no 1 haircut back and sides and tidy the top, what is left of it! Went to the pensioners club, and they said had a haircut, a women said why have you had it cut so short, I replied once a army man alway a army man.
Norman Ingram:
Had a blood test thursday, went in to town I had a no 1 haircut back and sides and tidy the top, what is left of it! Went to the pensioners club, and they said had a haircut, a women said why have you had it cut so short, I replied once a army man alway a army man.
hiya,
How you going to explain the haircut over the CB Norm, This ereās yer
Curly Top erā I mean yer Kojak. Ohā now youāre a skinhead Norm youāll
be able give the OAPās club a miss and get yourself to the nightclub.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Had a blood test thursday, went in to town I had a no 1 haircut back and sides and tidy the top, what is left of it! Went to the pensioners club, and they said had a haircut, a women said why have you had it cut so short, I replied once a army man alway a army man.hiya,
How you going to explain the haircut over the CB Norm, This ereās yer
Curly Top erā I mean yer Kojak. Ohā now youāre a skinhead Norm youāll
be able give the OAPās club a miss and get yourself to the nightclub.
thanks harry, long retired.
Sounds as if Norm has had a " well hard look haircut " same as ā ā ā ā Emery and Roy Kinnear bovver boy look.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Had a blood test thursday, went in to town I had a no 1 haircut back and sides and tidy the top, what is left of it! Went to the pensioners club, and they said had a haircut, a women said why have you had it cut so short, I replied once a army man alway a army man.hiya,
How you going to explain the haircut over the CB Norm, This ereās yer
Curly Top erā I mean yer Kojak. Ohā now youāre a skinhead Norm youāll
be able give the OAPās club a miss and get yourself to the nightclub.
thanks harry, long retired.Sounds as if Norm has had a " well hard look haircut " same as ā ā ā ā Emery and Roy Kinnear bovver boy look.
Cheers Dave.
Itās got itās good points, when I get out of bed, it donāt stand up like Stan Laurel.
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Had a blood test thursday, went in to town I had a no 1 haircut back and sides and tidy the top, what is left of it! Went to the pensioners club, and they said had a haircut, a women said why have you had it cut so short, I replied once a army man alway a army man.hiya,
How you going to explain the haircut over the CB Norm, This ereās yer
Curly Top erā I mean yer Kojak. Ohā now youāre a skinhead Norm youāll
be able give the OAPās club a miss and get yourself to the nightclub.
thanks harry, long retired.Sounds as if Norm has had a " well hard look haircut " same as ā ā ā ā Emery and Roy Kinnear bovver boy look.
Cheers Dave.Itās got itās good points, when I get out of bed, it donāt stand up like Stan Laurel.
hiya,
Thatās another fine mess youāve got me into Stanley ermā uhā
thanks harry, long retired.
i never need a haircut , nature took care of that for me . when i shave i run the razor over the dome to catch any stray stubble round the edges and the boss trims the neck hole when she thinks i look too scruffy . thereās more grows out of my ears than on my head . cheers , dave
rigsby:
i never need a haircut , nature took care of that for me . when i shave i run the razor over the dome to catch any stray stubble round the edges and the boss trims the neck hole when she thinks i look too scruffy . thereās more grows out of my ears than on my head . cheers , dave
The hair in your ears will stop the wind whistling through in the winter Dave.
Sorry I couldnāt resist that.
Cheers Dave.
i have a cunning plan there dave , i wear hearing aids in both ears . also very handy if the boss is nagging , leave them in and switch them off , drives her mad that does , cheers , dave
rigsby:
i have a cunning plan there dave , i wear hearing aids in both ears . also very handy if the boss is nagging , leave them in and switch them off , drives her mad that does , cheers , dave
These young blokes could learn a lot off the likes of you Dave, in more ways than one.
Cheers Dave.
50 years wed next saturday dave , if i havnāt learnt a few tricks by now it is time to give up . itās a bit like driving when you do things by instinct and one tiny bit of your brain keeps tabs on what she is on about . cheers , dave