Was that you doing the wailing and hooting Norm and facing Mecca with your bit of Axminster ? 
Cheers Dave.
Facing Mecca Dave, 
I was just on the suburbs, they wouldnāt let me in. 
they wanted the goods I brought thousands of mile, 
but they didnāt want a non believer. they took the load into the centre, tipped it and we had our breakfast, they returned the unit and empty trailer paperwork signed, and a few dinarās for our trouble! 
It could have been my cries of " Arms for the love of Alla ".
Norman Ingram:
Facing Mecca Dave,
Not the place to start an argument Norm.I spent time in hospital with private patients from the middle east.Some had a sense of humour,but others could be very difficult.Different culture to ours.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Facing Mecca Dave,Not the place to start an argument Norm.I spent time in hospital with private patients from the middle east.Some had a sense of humour,but others could be very difficult.Different culture to ours.
Cheers Dave.
I always got on with the arab drivers, I learnt most of my arabic from them, I was always joking and doing funny things, they loved my laughing bag I got at Blackpool.
Norman Ingram:
I always got on with the arab drivers, I learnt most of my arabic from them, I was always joking and doing funny things, they loved my laughing bag I got at Blackpool.
What was her name Norm ?
Cheers Dave.
Cheeky, I suppose I could say slack Alice, or Betty the bike, but I wonāt lower myself to do that!
Norman Ingram:
Cheeky,
I donāt think a bike would be much good in the sand Norm,either with wheels or without.
Cheers Dave.
Could be on skiās pulled by a couple of camels, might reach the speed of 50mph.
Norman Ingram:
Could be on skiās pulled by a couple of camels,
Must be some fast camels to do 50mph Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the racing camels was about Ā£50,000 each in the late 70ās and they can shift, when then have camels with loads on they walk them to stop them getting too tired.
Norman Ingram:
Dave the racing camels was about Ā£50,000 each in the late 70ās and they can shift, when then have camels with loads on they walk them to stop them getting too tired.
This one was clocked at 40mph Norm,but he claimed he was late for dinner.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave the racing camels was about Ā£50,000 each in the late 70ās and they can shift, when then have camels with loads on they walk them to stop them getting too tired.
This one was clocked at 40mph Norm,but he claimed he was late for dinner.
Cheers Dave.
Thats the reason itās got the " Hump" a couple of them. boom boom
Norman Ingram:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave the racing camels was about Ā£50,000 each in the late 70ās and they can shift, when then have camels with loads on they walk them to stop them getting too tired.
This one was clocked at 40mph Norm,but he claimed he was late for dinner.
Cheers Dave.Thats the reason itās got the " Hump"
hiya,
Pity he hasnāt got a third hump could have called him Humphrey.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry, you would be alright on a camel, you being a sailor or a deckhand, for they are called the ships of the desert.
Norman Ingram:
Harry, you would be alright on a camel, you being a sailor or a deckhand, for they are called the ships of the desert.
hiya,
Deckhand, Norm Iāll have you know I was the āchief engineerā being I was the only
one on board other than the skipper who had any knowledge about the engine I
ādid the engineā in between helping to catch fish.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Harry, you would be alright on a camel, you being a sailor or a deckhand, for they are called the ships of the desert.hiya,
Deckhand, Norm Iāll have you know I was the āchief engineerā being I was the only
one on board other than the skipper who had any knowledge about the engine I
ādid the engineā in between helping to catch fish.
thanks harry, long retired.
How dose it go? For those in peril of the sea.
I have worked on engines, but never on ships or boats, unless you count my spirit boat I made!
Norman Ingram:
I have worked on engines, but never on ships or boats, unless you count my spirit boat I made!
hiya,
Norm youād have been OK with the one on the boat I helped crew it was a
trusty old Gardner 8 cylinder marine engine as reliable as the day is long it
might have only been a 6 potter the old grey matter isnāt what it was but I
seem to think it was an eight potter it certainly did the job which is a must
when in deep water and well away from land and especially when youāre a
non-swimmer .
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
I have worked on engines, but never on ships or boats, unless you count my spirit boat I made!hiya,
Norm youād have been OK with the one on the boat I helped crew it was a
trusty old Gardner 8 cylinder marine engine as reliable as the day is long it
might have only been a 6 potter the old grey matter isnāt what it was but I
seem to think it was an eight potter it certainly did the job which is a must
when in deep water and well away from land and especially when youāre a
non-swimmer
thanks harry, long retired.
Proably the engine came out of a Guy Big J Harry.
Cheers Dave.