Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
One of these days some of these fanatics will really do some damage Norm. Its a pity that some of them ever heard of gun powder or explosives.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
My wife says that if my brain was made of gunpowder
there wouldn’t be enough to blow my cap off,
thanks harry, long retired.Comm’n Harry I think you could,
I think Harry’s cap would reach outer space Norm if wit and brain are connected.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
One of these days some of these fanatics will really do some damage Norm. Its a pity that some of them ever heard of gun powder or explosives.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
My wife says that if my brain was made of gunpowder
there wouldn’t be enough to blow my cap off,
thanks harry, long retired.Comm’n Harry I think you could,
I think Harry’s cap would reach outer space Norm if wit and brain are connected.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
There you go again you’re talking about space now, another thing my wife
says there is loads of empty space between my ears, I don’t know how we
have managed to stay together for nearly forty years with her having such
a low opinion of me.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
One of these days some of these fanatics will really do some damage Norm. Its a pity that some of them ever heard of gun powder or explosives.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
My wife says that if my brain was made of gunpowder
there wouldn’t be enough to blow my cap off,
thanks harry, long retired.Comm’n Harry I think you could,
I think Harry’s cap would reach outer space Norm if wit and brain are connected.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
There you go again you’re talking about space now, another thing my wife
says there is loads of empty space between my ears, I don’t know how we
have managed to stay together for nearly forty years with her having such
a low opinion of me.
thanks harry, long retired.
Seems to me you have a lot of light hearted banter going on between you and your wife Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave like all females of the species my missus does the bantering,
I do the listening and the doing, I know my place, “the doghouse”,
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave like all females of the species my missus does the bantering,
I do the listening and the doing, I know my place, “the doghouse”,
thanks harry, long retired.
Wise man Harry,just listen and pretend you are taking it in.Works wonders and helps them get rid of the steam.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave like all females of the species my missus does the bantering,
I do the listening and the doing, I know my place, “the doghouse”,
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry don’t be so ruff, ruff on your self You might know its a woman’s psychology to make you worthless, so you don’t have the confident to chat up a younger beatiful women, thus you won’t run away, and your her property! 
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave like all females of the species my missus does the bantering,
I do the listening and the doing, I know my place, “the doghouse”,
thanks harry, long retired.Harry don’t be so ruff, ruff on your self
hiya,
Norm I’m not going to be such a clever sod should I get chance to come
this way ever again, several mistakes I won’t make, I won’t let her know
I’m capable of doing a bit of plumbing, I will make a mess of anything to
do with painting and decorating, certainly won’t learn to drive and not
able to do anything else spend my life on the dole and my time on O/S
holidays which seems to be the domain of the workshy, yes Norm I guess
I got it wrong this time but I’ve learned by my mistakes, a new era is nigh.
thanks harry, long retired.
Now you have my imagination running wild again Harry, what if you don’t both end up in the other life, 
what if one goes upstairs and the other one goes to a hotter place down below. 
Now we will see 
what will be all of your answers be! 
who will go where, between you and your other half 
I know my half will go to heaven, for she cannot stand the heat! So I suppose I have been to very hot places, so I will have to go down and be a little devil, and visit Sam Planks Disco.
Norman Ingram:
Now you have my imagination running wild again Harry,
hiya,
The Old Girl defo upstairs for having put up with me, and me having started life as a coalminer
obviously would be destined for downstairs being handy with a big shovel, well we aren’t all as
white as driven snow and someone will have to keep the home fires burning, see you down there
Good Buddy you bring the Carlsberg I’ll bring the glasses, but we are in no rush are we.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Now you have my imagination running wild again Harry,hiya,
The Old Girl defo upstairs for having put up with me, and me having started life as a coalminer
obviously would be destined for downstairs being handy with a big shovel, well we aren’t all as
white as driven snow and someone will have to keep the home fires burning, see you down there
Good Buddy you bring the Carlsberg I’ll bring the glasses, but we are in no rush are we.
thanks harry, long retired.
I wonder if any of the others will put their honest statment!
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Now you have my imagination running wild again Harry,hiya,
The Old Girl defo upstairs for having put up with me, and me having started life as a coalminer
obviously would be destined for downstairs being handy with a big shovel, well we aren’t all as
white as driven snow and someone will have to keep the home fires burning, see you down there
Good Buddy you bring the Carlsberg I’ll bring the glasses, but we are in no rush are we.
thanks harry, long retired.I wonder if any of the others will put their honest statment!
I will be going through the fire,then into the flames. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Well that’s killed that subject, lets all hope it’s going to be many a
baking day before any of us depart, now where’s our Norm with that
bleedin Carlsberg bet he’s took a wrong turn and gone off doing a bit
of sand wobbling, we’ll have to buy him a sat-nav.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry I got a urge to dig up part of my drive which seem to have a form of concrete cancer, it was turning to power then bloody peebles all over the place, parts was falling into next doors drive, which I swept up, after about three buckets full over a period of time, I gave it several coats of looking at, but it never seem to improve, so I told Terry that when I found my hammer drill and my special concrete busting tools, I would start on the drive! When I was in the garage looking for a paint brush to paint a fence pannel I had got to replace one I had put in the other day in 1998, 
nothing lasts long! alas I stumbled on my drill and tools, so I chopped out the bad concrete, and oh boy did I suffer from a bad back after, I covered up the holes with a couple of planks. I left it for a few days, and Terry said I have a mixer you can borrow, 
I said thanks mate, so I filled in the hole, also got rid of the ■■■■■■■■ in the hole the water people left in May when they fixed my leak, hammered it down and reconcreted it. I returned the mixer to my neighbour Terry and thanked him and said I am going to paint the gutter back board in the front, so your wife gets you to do yours, it is terrible I only delayed mine so it didn’t show yours up too much! But being you was so kind to tell me I could lend your mixer in front of my wife, get your blow torch and paint brush ready, and when are you going to finish your felting on your conservatory, 
Terry said I only started that two years ago, yesterday I almost got another roll of felt, but they was out of stock, that was a close encounter. I said I have a roll you can borrow Terry, Oh no he said never borrow, that can cause you to have to do jobs.
Harry I got a urge to dig up part of my drive which seem to have a form of concrete cancer, it was turning to power then bloody peebles all over the place, parts was falling into next doors drive, which I swept up, after about three buckets full over a period of time, I gave it several coats of looking at, but it never seem to improve, so I told Terry that when I found my hammer drill and my special concrete busting tools, I would start on the drive! When I was in the garage looking for a paint brush to paint a fence pannel I had got to replace one I had put in the other day in 1998, nothing lasts long! alas I stumbled on my drill and tools, so I chopped out the bad concrete, and oh boy did I suffer from a bad back after, I covered up the holes with a couple of planks. I left it for a few days, and Terry said I have a mixer you can borrow, I said thanks mate, so I filled in the hole, also got rid of the ■■■■■■■■ in the hole the water people left in May when they fixed my leak, hammered it down and reconcreted it. I returned the mixer to my neighbour Terry and thanked him and said I am going to paint the gutter back board in the front, so your wife gets you to do yours, it is terrible I only delayed mine so it didn’t show yours up too much! But being you was so kind to tell me I could lend your mixer in front of my wife, get your blow torch and paint brush ready, and when are you going to finish your felting on your conservatory, Terry said I only started that two years ago, yesterday I almost got another roll of felt, but they was out of stock, that was a close encounter. I said I have a roll you can borrow Terry, Oh no he said never borrow, that can cause you to have to do jobs.
Norman Ingram:
Harry I got a urge to dig up part of my drive which seem to have a form of concrete cancer, it was turning to power then bloody peebles all over the place, parts was falling into next doors drive, which I swept up, after about three buckets full over a period of time, I gave it several coats of looking at, but it never seem to improve,
hiya,
Norman i see you’ve got doublepostitis again but i’ts good to get a good
a second helping of that type of information, I’m open to being notified
of any “get out of it” dodges and if you read it twice you are less likely
to forget anything in the way of excuses to get out of doing something
by the way Norm i’ts time you got rid of all your tools once over the tip
with no gear i’ts a case of no can do sorry.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Harry I got a urge to dig up part of my drive which seem to have a form of concrete cancer, it was turning to power then bloody peebles all over the place, parts was falling into next doors drive, which I swept up, after about three buckets full over a period of time, I gave it several coats of looking at, but it never seem to improve,
Hi Norm,
Sounds as if you have a few diy jobs around your place.I had damage done to concrete by the frost in the hard winter of 2010.Also the surface of my drive is starting to go,so I am going to have to bite the bullet and get it resurfaced in the next couple of years.All my guttering and fascia boarding is upvc thankfully,so no painting there.
Always something to be done to property,sometimes I think it would be cheaper to rent a place.
Cheers Dave.
Yes Dave all my fascia are plastic, but the storm porch that was built on was not, and it was single brick, so I put insulated plaster board on it, and a radiator in it, and it stopped it being so cold, when I was first in the bungalow and the wife went to get the mail in the winter, it was like a artic blast when she opened the door to the porch, I soon cut that out.
Hi Norm,
I had a conservatory like your porch.It was an Alton sectional thing with imitation precast brick panels and dutch light glass similar to greenhouse glass.Hot in the summer and freezing in the winter.I replaced it about eight years ago with cavity wall brick base and fully double glaze upvc conservatory,also bigger than the old one.Its nice and warm,not cold even in the winter.Got a radiator in there plus power points etc.We spend a lot of time in there,as it looks out over the countryside.
Its one of the best things that I’ve done to this place.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I’ve got two conservatories on my place a little one on the front
which serves as a porch and is bloody freezation and a large one
on the rear which is like an oven in the sunshine and an igloo in
the shade and in the winter, wish I’d saved my money but like it
or not it’s what the Missus wanted and I do as I’m told.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hello lads still sticking my chest out, so I must still be breathing, I have been putting a new fence panel in, I put it on three hinges so I can swing it open, then I can paint the back of the fence, so you see Harry I’m not just a pretty face. My conservatory at the back is facing south, I got my daughters boyfriend to put in air-condition three years ago, because it gets so hot in there, but in the winter my wife is happy, because I installed two long radiators when I built it, and Harry you know because you saw it when on skype, she watches all her soaps out there. Snow dont stay on the roof too long.