A tin for donations
A warm blanket
A comfortable doorway
A small dog for the sympathy factor
Dave55:
Saaamon:
The OP will of course think this is a wind up… Having broke the screen on my laptop once trying to kill a fly i know it is not.You were swatting a fly with your lappy
Becoming increasingly frustrated and armed with the latest rolled up copy of T&D, i was flying round the truck with no luck and just as i sat down the ■■’er landed on the screen…
Cooker fridge flip flops and food and big roll
Drift:
big boots:
0plenty of these for your layby nights out.
We are getting ripped off on our poop equipment from September, 5p a bag then for a number two
Stock-up on these NOW while still FREE If you use the self-checkouts, no-one checks how many bags you take
A sink plug-msa’s never have them…
Mult packs of baby wipes.Ideal for the grime on the steering wheel and no shower,they can be used to clean yourself.
Fabreeze for the cab odours.
Air fresheners.Hanging ones or spray cans.
An old bed sheet to spread over the walking area of the cab.
Some pieces of carpet,free from carpet shops.
Brush to sweep out dust and dirt from the cab.
Frilly curtains
Lots of chromed accessories
A chip on your shoulder 'cos you’re a ‘proper’ trucker now
Number of a good lawyer for when your missus leaves you and runs off with everything, cos you’re never there
Truckulent:
Frilly curtains
Lots of chromed accessories
A chip on your shoulder 'cos you’re a ‘proper’ trucker now
Number of a good lawyer for when your missus leaves you and runs off with everything, cos you’re never there
Are you sure it’s the tramper you describe that has a chip on his shoulder? 
Saaamon:
happysack:
Fly killerThe OP will of course think this is a wind up… Having broke the screen on my laptop once trying to kill a fly i know it is not.
You need to move with the times mate, gadgets are where it’s at now! Below is “The Executioner”, about a gazillion volts of fun. The flies actually explode in flames when I use this bad boy on them
NOVE:
Money for dirty whores
And more money for lager and whisky
the maoster:
Saaamon:
happysack:
Fly killerThe OP will of course think this is a wind up… Having broke the screen on my laptop once trying to kill a fly i know it is not.
You need to move with the times mate, gadgets are where it’s at now! Below is “The Executioner”, about a gazillion volts of fun. The flies actually explode in flames when I use this bad boy on them
Boss wouldn’t pay for one.
A new wife, girlfriend or partner, whichever applies.
Saaamon:
All seems practical apart from a blown fuse??
NOVE:
Money for dirty whores
And the number for the dirty micky clinic 
Gags
A claw hammer, condoms, prostitutes and a shovel.
A straight jacket cause u will be talking & singing to UR self u will think UR going mad. And as said already baby wipes for UR arse not the truck
Frazer smith:
A straight jacket cause u will be talking & singing to UR self u will think UR going mad.
Thats me committed then 
NewLad:
Truckulent:
Frilly curtains
Lots of chromed accessories
A chip on your shoulder 'cos you’re a ‘proper’ trucker now
Number of a good lawyer for when your missus leaves you and runs off with everything, cos you’re never there
Are you sure it’s the tramper you describe that has a chip on his shoulder?
Certainly! You know the one. Spends all his 45s polishing someone else’s wagon and gets very aggressive when you point out he’s meant to be resting! And comes on here whining when his missus buggers off with the window cleaner!
Drift:
Frazer smith:
A straight jacket cause u will be talking & singing to UR self u will think UR going mad.Thats me committed then
& Me. Lol. (& I don’t tramp !)
They’re coming to take me away ! Ha Ha He He !