Rob K:
One other way of telling that the driver is gay is when they drive along with the curtains drawn across the side windows with a one inch square gap left in the bottom corner to see the mirror.
agreed, only gay men have an interest in soft furnishings
forgot to add,
or steam trains 
Anything on a bloke’s truck that says ‘please notice me’ automatically means that they’re gay imho.
These include :
Name plates.
Driving with fog lights on when it’s not foggy.
Flashing lights in the window and/or those blue “calling” LED’s.
Curtains pulled across the side windowns which says “please look at and be jealous of my flashy £150-a-throw curtains and £25 tassles”.
Kelsa bottom bars and side bars with little LED’s in them (the eurobar and hibar’s are okay though, but don’t ask why 
).
Bloke’s shouldn’t go around in a ‘please notice me’ style as we’re blokes and not bothered by that stuff. Chicks do all the ‘please notice me’ bobbins.
What a charming thread. 
I’ve ordered one of these for my lorry…
Andyroo:
What a charming thread.I’ve ordered one of these for my lorry…
Andy what you want one of them for boy 
Have you realised at last that the canaries have sung their last tune and will get a good hiding by the pride of East Anglia this year not to mention Inter Milan roasting them on the 29th of this month, are you going ? should be good to watch at least 
Suffolk ReeferBoy:
Andyroo:
What a charming thread.I’ve ordered one of these for my lorry…
Andy what you want one of them for boy
Have you realised at last that the canaries have sung their last tune
I don’t think so you have sold all your good players!!
Suffolk ReeferBoy:
Andyroo:
What a charming thread.I’ve ordered one of these for my lorry…
Andy what you want one of them for boy
Have you realised at last that the canaries have sung their last tune
hahahahaha!
We’re gonna ■■■■ over the first division next season, not least Ip****h, not so sure about Inter though.
I don’t think so you have sold all your good players!!
This is true 
I heard Alan Brazil and Paul Mariner have been seen on the training ground.
My DG is from Ipswich and i have been to watch them a few times with her,when they play up north.
Andyroo:
hahahahaha!We’re gonna [zb] over the first division next season, not least Ip****h, not so sure about Inter though.
Andy Andy Andy when will you old Norfolk boys accept your lot and give way to the cream of Anglia
I reckon Inter will do a Fulham on you on the 29th
Rob K:
One other way of telling that the driver is gay is when they drive along with the curtains drawn across the side windows with a one inch square gap left in the bottom corner to see the mirror.
Now this curtain thing, I pull my curtain over a bit at the top reason, the side window sun blind doesnt cover [zb] all of the window, so with the curtain a little bit over and the blind down i dont get the sun in my eyes 
and theres nothing like an irrate yorkshire man
Although i do have to agree with you about the rest of it, plus another is tassled pelmet along the top inside edge of the windscreen , and tassled curtains 
I dont have my nameplate in any truck. I have got one that says Rob K,
my reckoning is this: If Im going to get a smack in the lug, I might as well deserve it 
Curtains with tassles on look very feminine, but maybe they were bought by his wife? unless he’s feminine as well?
As for nameplates, I’m famous enough without advertising the fact
Wheel Nut:
I dont have my nameplate in any truck. I have got one that says Rob K,my reckoning is this: If Im going to get a smack in the lug, I might as well deserve it
ROFPMSL,
might get one of those myself, see how many slaps Rob gets in a week
Wheel Nut:
I dont have my nameplate in any truck. I have got one that says Rob K,my reckoning is this: If Im going to get a smack in the lug, I might as well deserve it
Oi. 
Ollie:
Curtains with tassles on look very feminine, but maybe they were bought by his wife? unless he’s feminine as well?As for nameplates, I’m famous enough without advertising the fact
I like the tassle curtains, dont think there feminine at all. 
rob when you was at featherstones you was complaining you got the little fm instead of the blinged up fh you used to drive with the light bars.
change of heart hey!!!
jon
jonboy:
rob when you was at featherstones you was complaining you got the little fm instead of the blinged up fh you used to drive with the light bars.change of heart hey!!!
jon
I never said light bars were gay, I said that the Kelsa bottom bars and side bars with little LED’s in are gay.
I only have a nameplate with my cb handle on it so that all my gay mates can spot me on the road
Regards
Trev
BTW Rob - have you told them all that you were sat in my cab at Strensham one day, and you took a photo of my rear end
Trevor Parry:
I only have a nameplate with my cb handle on it so that all mygaymates can spot me on the road
Regards
Trev
BTW Rob - have you told them all that you were sat in my cab at Strensham one day, and you took a photo of my rear end
Never thought to take one of the front at the time and if you recall, I took that pic as you were going down the M42 which is well before Strensham according to my map .
BTW Rob - have you told them all that you were sat in my cab at Strensham one day, and you took a photo of my rear end
Please do go on tell us more