robroy:
I’m actually getting to like you even if it is for all the wrong reasons
Phew,thought it was just me! 
Im actually dreading the time he gets put on pre-mod (which is inevitable the way he’s going) and we’ll see no more of the inane (yet hilarious) ramblings of a man on the verge of a breakdown/heart attack!
I’m starting to wonder how Dozy managed to get put on pre-mod…
Evil8Beezle:
I’m starting to wonder how Dozy managed to get put on pre-mod…
To be fair I think our dozy was a little overexhuberant in the early days although there was some nasty stuff aimed in his direction from the anti green plague brigade.
Reckon my campaign should have him set free soon, or more likely myself put on premod.
V40 gets away with it as he is intellectually harmless and even his personal attacks lack any wit or venom amd is just left to roam free like a naughty child in a supermarket for others amusement.
Just guessin.
Evil8Beezle:
robroy:
Jamiemufu:
Spread the love people:)The way Rob and evil8 speak to each other reminds me of JD and Turk on Scrubs:)
(It’s guy love, between two guys!) bloody awesome song from scrubs:)
Hang on mate, cool it a bit, you’re reading too much into this, I’m happily married as I’m sure my mate E8 is, …not to each other I hasten to add
Robroy and I are not married, the [zb] divorced me!
Pathetic! You just won’t let it go will you. You need to move on, I know I have.
I belong to someone else now, …get over it.
And another thing, you know this sort of talk upsets our Scottish friend Happysack, he said on another post he’s resorted to talking to his Stobby mates.
V40LLY:
switchlogic:
commonrail:
Very similar styleNot remotely. Smashedcrabface was actually intelligent. V80LLY is just another poster who can’t spell with a chip on his shoulder. And also, the pics used are just the troll pic that is commonly regarded as a troll face
Oh, I can’t spell, can I not? Switchlogic, you are a sad, cretinous lorry driving waste of space.
I think spelling is the least of your problems…btw, I’m not a lorry driver. Nice try tho, two out of three ain’t bad 
Stanley Mitchell:
switchlogic:
commonrail:
Very similar styleNot remotely. Smashedcrabface was actually intelligent. V80LLY is just another poster who can’t spell with a chip on his shoulder. And also, the pics used are just the troll pic that is commonly regarded as a troll face
SCF was funny as well
He was, I’d go so far as to say one of the funniest posters ever on here
Goldilox:
I vaguely remember Happykeith, is he still around?
He disappeared in a cloud of his own self importance 
I always thought of Happy Keith as Carryfast without a sense of humour.
robroy:
Evil8Beezle:
robroy:
Jamiemufu:
Spread the love people:)The way Rob and evil8 speak to each other reminds me of JD and Turk on Scrubs:)
(It’s guy love, between two guys!) bloody awesome song from scrubs:)
Robroy and I are not married, the [zb] divorced me!
I belong to someone else now, …get over it.And another thing, you know this sort of talk upsets our Scottish friend Happysack, he said on another post he’s resorted to talking to his Stobby mates.
The heart wants what the heart wants… And Katy Perry won’t take my calls!
But yep, no more of that crap! I’ll stay firmly in my monastery!!!
I personally wouldn’t say anything on here that I wouldn’t say if we were all sat round in the pub.
I’m pretty dismayed when posters start getting abusive on here, it’s sad when it starts getting personal.
But I have a suspicion that there are users of this forum who are not professionals in the industry or if they are, shouldn’t be.
Maybe, as had been suggested, the Mods should do a cull of the bellend posters and then the rest of us can get on and use this place for what (I hope) it was intended.
It’s always the minority that ■■■■ it up for everybody else but it’s OK 'cos come the Revolution, we’ll have 'em up against the wall, pop,pop,pop so my mate Wolfie Smith says
robroy:
Evil8Beezle:
robroy:
Jamiemufu:
Spread the love people:)The way Rob and evil8 speak to each other reminds me of JD and Turk on Scrubs:)
(It’s guy love, between two guys!) bloody awesome song from scrubs:)
Robroy and I are not married, the [zb] divorced me!
I belong to someone else now, …get over it.And another thing, you know this sort of talk upsets our Scottish friend Happysack, he said on another post he’s resorted to talking to his Stobby mates.
Not many ,owt to do with the green plague and unhappysack gets all moody ,i reckon hes that ash bloke or silly bollox dixon dream come true 
Evil8Beezle:
I’m starting to wonder how Dozy managed to get put on pre-mod…
Cider ,to much normally ,and the rest is a blur ,I still have my moments ,but you have to grow up eventually ,and Mrs had lost patience ,well she actually did her nut after I got ■■■■■■ up ,came home and decided the wardrobe was the toilet 
,it wasn’t the first time 
,but that was nothing ,a wash basket of wet washing nearly ended up in the divorce court ,she went mental when she realised why the washing was wet .
You only get so many chances ,I’d used them ,so now I have a cider / two but that’s it .
That’s why I’m on life moderation ,they don’t trust me ,and who can blame them ,not sure Mrs does ,to much previous .
As they say you reap what you sow ,I’m not bothered ,post eventually appear
dozy:
Evil8Beezle:
I’m starting to wonder how Dozy managed to get put on pre-mod…Cider ,to much normally ,and the rest is a blur ,I still have my moments ,but you have to grow up eventually ,and Mrs had lost patience ,well she actually did her nut after I got ■■■■■■ up ,came home and decided the wardrobe was the toilet
You only get so many chances ,I’d used them ,so now I have a cider / two but that’s it .
That’s why I’m on life moderation ,they don’t trust me ,and who can blame them ,not sure Mrs does ,to much previous .
As they say you reap what you sow ,I’m not bothered ,post eventually appear
I love you dozy, your honesty is refreshing! - I’ll take the fight to ■■? (God knows who) if I have to!
But the maoster, DipperDave and I will break you out somehow…
But your not alone, as I had a friend (yes a friend! ) who forgot where the bathroom was. Once he also used the washing basket, but another time his uncle was staying over, and he filled up (or did his best) to fill up his uncles wash bag/kit next to his bed. The uncle woke up!
And I’m telling you now, it wasn’t me!!!
P.S. Your not allowed to drink cider north of Birmingham, if that… Worst pint of Old Rosie I ever had was Mansfield! 
(Yes i’m playing the North/South divide joker card! )
dozy:
Evil8Beezle:
I’m starting to wonder how Dozy managed to get put on pre-mod…Cider ,to much normally ,and the rest is a blur ,I still have my moments ,but you have to grow up eventually ,and Mrs had lost patience ,well she actually did her nut after I got ■■■■■■ up ,came home and decided the wardrobe was the toilet
You only get so many chances ,I’d used them ,so now I have a cider / two but that’s it .
That’s why I’m on life moderation ,they don’t trust me ,and who can blame them ,not sure Mrs does ,to much previous .
As they say you reap what you sow ,I’m not bothered ,post eventually appear
Don’t beat yourself up Dozy. I got so drunk once I ■■■■■■ on the actual missus as she slept. Alcohol does strange things to you. Could’ve sworn she was a urinal. I can remember doing it and I can remember the moment I realised something wasn’t right… but I was mid-flow, so I finished the job and dealt with the consequences later.
Contraflow:
dozy:
Evil8Beezle:
I’m starting to wonder how Dozy managed to get put on pre-mod…Cider ,to much normally ,and the rest is a blur ,I still have my moments ,but you have to grow up eventually ,and Mrs had lost patience ,well she actually did her nut after I got ■■■■■■ up ,came home and decided the wardrobe was the toilet
You only get so many chances ,I’d used them ,so now I have a cider / two but that’s it .
That’s why I’m on life moderation ,they don’t trust me ,and who can blame them ,not sure Mrs does ,to much previous .
As they say you reap what you sow ,I’m not bothered ,post eventually appearDon’t beat yourself up Dozy. I got so drunk once I ■■■■■■ on the actual missus as she slept. Alcohol does strange things to you. Could’ve sworn she was a urinal. I can remember doing it and I can remember the moment I realised something wasn’t right… but I was mid-flow, so I finished the job and dealt with the consequences later.
The video of that is probably worth a few quid!
Thank Christ for that I thought it was just me!
My Mrs has banned me from drinking Newcastle Brown Ale as it has past consequences that we don’t ever mention.
robroy:
Evil8Beezle:
robroy:
Jamiemufu:
Spread the love people:)The way Rob and evil8 speak to each other reminds me of JD and Turk on Scrubs:)
(It’s guy love, between two guys!) bloody awesome song from scrubs:)
Robroy and I are not married, the [zb] divorced me!
I belong to someone else now, …get over it.And another thing, you know this sort of talk upsets our Scottish friend Happysack, he said on another post he’s resorted to talking to his Stobby mates. [emoji38]
Never. That’s a lie [emoji54]
