“Hello?
Is it me
Your looking for?”
or
“Don’t know why
I bother,
No ones reading
this anyway!”
You have just been delayed for 7 hours!
Fast lane for the Irish trucks
Legend_Scania:
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Classic…I’ll think of this every time i pass one of these now.
HATOs knock off and go home early. 
‘Please ignore this sign as it’s probably hours out of date’
WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
Would you like fries with that meal? Was it eat in or take away?
Sorry wrong job
Free Costa Express at next services
Clean/Hot showers at next services
FAO StobartbTV stars-Stop tweeting and driving
Gypsy site ahead-air horns at the ready
Any sports results
Warning ladies of the night at next services
Honk if your ■■■■■ !!!
If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
Honk if you’re ■■■■■.
Also available in Braille.
Motorway is not really closed anymore. We just can’t be arsed to switch the matrix off
When the 3rd lane is closed off with red warning signs just drive at 100 mph to the last ten metres of the closure and then dive in front all the traffic that obeyed the sign when you have just worked out you will not make it.
Your great grand dad was a Kamikaze pilot at Pearl Harbour.
M6 Toll Delays !
Car drivers, please fold in your wing mirrors so you can not see the motorbike approaching from behind you, you know it makes sense.
Tractor drivers please drive with broken orange flashing beacons.
New test drivers, your P or passed plate does not mean a thing, it means you have reached the minimum standard to be safe on the roads as prescribed by the Government guidelines, it does mean you can make an error and get away with it.
It is your Dad`s car anyway.
It’s grim up north…
Car drivers, when your car park is full, please feel free to park in the LGV parking area.
You can let your rug rats loose to play around there when a 44 ton truck is trying to reverse in to park up.
Matty72:
‘Please ignore this sign as it’s probably hours out of date’
Thats brilliant!
“Minimum speed for all cars and vans on this road is 70mph”
Concentrate on the friggin road, not me. Dumb ■■■.
One for the night shift
No accidents tonight please, getting married in the morning
Day drivers
Going home now, sorry cut backs
For truck drivers
Watch out lads there a speed trap round the corner and it 50 mph to night
Bus drivers
Get bigger headlights
For the police car driver
Wow I saw one