Bloody Hell!! Old Mortimer’s getting a bashing all of a sudden 
In that case, using the Aberystwyth second degree “Fordd Haner Cylch Mornigton 1949” Welsh language rule:-
Seven Sisters
I will go for the 1972 H.R.A carriageway strategy with a 10 tonne
compaction rate and say… 
Camden Town 
“Take that you old swine you!!” 
Moving laterally in a vertical swing:-
Borough
Aha after 6 pages the trap is finally closing in.
I invoke the 1932 Dr Beeching amendment for reverse play and give you…
Tooting Bec
Ah ha, time to start using the Kenlivingston memorial rules 2008
Docklands light railway
OK but in that case I’ll have to play the Boris amendment 2009:-
East India
bit sneaky gardun,
how about this then,
Woolich
Pinner
As it’s my birthday today, and strong drink may or may not have been taken, there is only one possible move open to me.
Mornington Crescent
Coffeeholic:
As it’s my birthday today, and strong drink may or may not have been taken, there is only one possible move open to me.Mornington Crescent
I’m sorry, but birthday or not this contavenes the Livingstone bi-lateral, non - leap-year amendment to the final conclusive collaborative ruling (June 1974 - should you have forgotten) which was the reason that Keith Livingstone did not eventually become Mayor of London. You should have approached it via a Northern priority such as Morden.
So the game must remain open 
BTW happy birthday - just getting over mine. I am now closer to 100 than 1 
Not a clue how to play it, but I enjoy trying to decipher it, and I don’t think we’ve had a game on this new board yet. Does anyone want to start us off?
Good God man, are you mad you can’t just start off without laying down some ground rules. It would be total chaos.
I’ve not got a clue on the rules, but I’ll play the 1974 Earl Margate rules with the 1999 ammendment to para 2.3.
so here goes Kings Cross.
Are straddle shunts allowed under those rules?
Until that point is clarified, to be on the safe side, I’ll go with.
Fulham Broadway
I will up the class just a little bit
The Mall
Coffeeholic:
Are straddle shunts allowed under those rules?
Until that point is clarified, to be on the safe side, I’ll go with.Fulham Broadway
Nice Move No need for a straddle Shunt however if I remember correctly they are only allowed if player A default moves after a side snoodle move from players C or E or player B uses an exposential move, first used in the famous Garden vs Brooke-Taylor game of the early 90’s.
Hope that makes things clearer.
Lets try Tottenham Court Road. 
TC:
I will up the class just a little bitThe Mall
Damm that just invalidates my move. Should have posted quicker.
Well because of the invalid move I had to rethink here so I’m throwing in an early game Essex Rush, has it’s risks I admit but it does sort of fit nicely into my strategy.
Upminster.
Hmm maybe I made a bad move in the 1st place, after all were all truck drivers!
Downingham Cross
Liberace:
Not a clue how to play it, but I enjoy trying to decipher it, and I don’t think we’ve had a game on this new board yet. Does anyone want to start us off?
You didn’t look very hard Lib. Mornington Cresent.
I’ve got no idea how this game works, but I’ll try
Pudding Hill Lane
and see what the reaction is.