Missing mail

Hi once again folks. Thank you all for your responses, My Landlord, being a retired Police officer as looked into this, discovered we have a light fingered Eastern European, visiting residents in the House. It appears he had is suspicions concerning a certain visitor. Would appear once an old time Copper, always an old time Copper.
Problem hopefully as now gone away. Fingers crossed. ( or fingers missing lol ).
With my being out all day, mail was left in our communal hallway, a system that as worked very well for the Thirty Years this month that I have lived here.
Hopefully, that will be an end to the matter. Thanks once again Folks, for your comments, just goes to show what a thoughtful caring family the Transport Community is.
Regards
Kevin

Freight Dog
Your Humour really cracks me up. Perhaps you need a good spraying from said Fire Extinguisher to cool you down you naughty Lorry Driver you!

Winseer that really is a Class response. I’m Impressed.

Winseer:

Freight Dog:
Funny you mentioned. I’ve been getting mail pushed through my letter box addressed for somewhere in Southport. Opened one letter up and it read:-

'Ann Summers ltd
01/05/2014

Dear Mr S cania

Re: recent order for large red pulsating ■■■■■ complete with handle- page 54

Thank you for your recent order for a large red ■■■■■■■■ as featured in our wall display. It is with regret we are unable to process your order as this is a fire extinguisher.

Yours sincerely,

Billy balls
Ann Summers customer services’

Ps. I’m afraid the deluxe model requires 3xPP3 batteries (not supplied) and the answer to your question is “No, you cannot run the Rouge Massif Deluxe ■■■■■■■■ via your 24v socket.” It may work on rear-manual socket, but we cannot possibly endorse that use of our product, it being for “external use only”.
Yours Faithfully,
William Balls (Mrs)

Thanks for that Info Mrs Balls, I have decided to stick with my old trusted model, and two double AA Batteries.