Michealla Sexy Legs v Cyclist

We have a helmet warrior at our place now i do see it as a good thing as like this video shows a crash of sorts but helmet warrior at our place has 3 go pro’s thats 900 quid in cameras add to this his fetish for lights you see 2mls off all lit up like a xmas tree.
Takes him 20mins to pack it all away

But shes worth a bash in the vid

She looks a porky munter to me, and anybody that leaves or go’s to an office with lanyards round there neck need chocked with them.

And the cyclist is a knob for posting that.

That is all. :unamused:

She is in the wrong ! But the bloke on the bike is still a ■■■■

B1 GGK:

the maoster:
The cyclist however is typical of the new breed of helmet cam wearing road Nazis.

Wouldnt say that, Driving a wagon you see these urchins in cars with zero roadsense and ability to see, On a bike there is less of you to see and can be a godsend if something does happen.

I am in dispute with a Coach firm where the coach put me into the kerb, later down the road when I caught the coach up at some lights (and I was blowing out of my ■■■ after giving it big legs on my Wiggo Wheels) the coach driver politly informed me ‘You cyclist [zb] are a nuisance that deserve to be kerbed, if it was that bad you wouldnt have caught me up’.

So, am I a camera ■■■■ or am I saving my own arse?

I wouldn’t say that either. On my way back from an off-road ride last Friday, on a cycle path alongside a s/c 50mph road through sandhills, some see-you-next-tuesday threw an egg at me from an oncoming car - hit me on the wrist, drawing blood, splattered all over me. Now, he’s doing maybe 50, I’ve got the wind behind me doing maybe 20 - that’s a 70mph egg!! It hurt. And everything in the wash when I got back. No cctv, no idea that was going to happen, not quick enough to catch reg no (behind me). OH HOW I WISH I HAD A HELMET CAM.

Some of you will find that hilarious but:
Grade One Nobs are out there and they drive cars, they drive lorries, they ride bikes and they walk around too.

If only I could park ny bike in Michaela!! :wink:

cargocargocargo:

B1 GGK:

the maoster:
The cyclist however is typical of the new breed of helmet cam wearing road Nazis.

Wouldnt say that, Driving a wagon you see these urchins in cars with zero roadsense and ability to see, On a bike there is less of you to see and can be a godsend if something does happen.

I am in dispute with a Coach firm where the coach put me into the kerb, later down the road when I caught the coach up at some lights (and I was blowing out of my ■■■ after giving it big legs on my Wiggo Wheels) the coach driver politly informed me ‘You cyclist [zb] are a nuisance that deserve to be kerbed, if it was that bad you wouldnt have caught me up’.

So, am I a camera ■■■■ or am I saving my own arse?

I wouldn’t say that either. On my way back from an off-road ride last Friday, on a cycle path alongside a s/c 50mph road through sandhills, some see-you-next-tuesday threw an egg at me from an oncoming car - hit me on the wrist, drawing blood, splattered all over me. Now, he’s doing maybe 50, I’ve got the wind behind me doing maybe 20 - that’s a 70mph egg!! It hurt. And everything in the wash when I got back. No cctv, no idea that was going to happen, not quick enough to catch reg no (behind me). OH HOW I WISH I HAD A HELMET CAM.

Some of you will find that hilarious but:
Grade One Nobs are out there and they drive cars, they drive lorries, they ride bikes and they walk around too.

Just for balance, I was waiting at a busy pelican crossing today. A Grade One Nob on a bike comes up the inside, weaves through a throng of crossing pedestrians, turns immediately left without notice, just missing a little old lady. All this with headphones on, no helmet.

steveo45:
She is in the wrong ! But the bloke on the bike is still a ■■■■

Agree. Made no attempt to avoid a collision. Good drivers/riders constantly look out for and make allowances for the mistakes of other road users. Maybe this guy has never passed his driving test. There’s a growing number of young males not learning to drive due to cost issues.

Michaela? 5/10

Also seems she wasn’t interested if the egg on wheels, sorry, Ka, was damaged by his riding into it.

Many drivers don’t know correct procedure at mini roundabouts, failing to give way by those entering from your left is common.

Driveroneuk:

steveo45:
She is in the wrong ! But the bloke on the bike is still a ■■■■

Agree. Made no attempt to avoid a collision. Good drivers/riders constantly look out for and make allowances for the mistakes of other road users. Maybe this guy has never passed his driving test. There’s a growing number of young males not learning to drive due to cost issues.

Michaela? 5/10

Also seems she wasn’t interested if the egg on wheels, sorry, Ka, was damaged by his riding into it.

Many drivers don’t know correct procedure at mini roundabouts, failing to give way by those entering from your left is common.

too bloody common. Had a van pull out on front of me other day, dead blaze like he’d done nothing wrong. Dicks

I agree he could of stopped probably wants a pay out must admit that girl was nice though if people on here think shes not good lookin need their eyes testing .

One of these idiots with the hemet cam and microphone almost knocked me over the other day as he rode his bike along the footpath. Typical mentality of the more militant of them it seems, they can do as they wish with no regard for the law but woe betide the person who might upset them!

scally2:
I agree he could of stopped probably wants a pay out must admit that girl was nice though if people on here think shes good lookin need their eyes testing .

FTFY.

I’m feeling ever more inadequate by the day, how do you Don Juan’s manage, do you keep a brick outhouse built minder with you all day to fight swooning women off, do you have the Evil Queen’s mirror in your make up bags telling you have lovely you are, and therefore qualified to pronounce on the looks of this woman…who incidentally looks a perfectly nice attractive looking woman to me.

This forum should be renamed MaleModelNet… :unamused: