robroy:
the nodding donkey:
Did he leave a message in a bottle?No he sent a message by Morse Code.
It went De do do do de da da da.That’s all I want to say to you.!
I’ll be watching you.
the nodding donkey:
robroy:
the nodding donkey:
Did he leave a message in a bottle?No he sent a message by Morse Code.
It went De do do do de da da da.That’s all I want to say to you.!
I’ll be watching you.
Don’t stand so close while you’re doing it.
the nodding donkey:
robroy:
the nodding donkey:
Did he leave a message in a bottle?No he sent a message by Morse Code.
It went De do do do de da da da.That’s all I want to say to you.!
I’ll be watching you.
You won’t see me, especially in the dark cos as tar as I know…
You don’t HAVE to put on a red light.
Having worked at Rank film in the past , done work at most of the BBC sites , done deliveries for loads of films and concerts and been involved in motorsport for over 40 years , my list is very long .
Highlights ,
Steven Spielberg
Roger Moore
Roy Wood
David Bowie
Stirling Moss
Ayrton Senna
Jackie Stewart
Nigel Mansell
Graham Hill
Damon Hill
Lots of others.
Snogged Sue Pollard!
She had a cracking figure and was very girly and feminine, she snogged me for helping her win the jackpot on a fruit machine (£200).
Most I have met are just normal people with one or two exceptions who were total As%$#les .
My dad was a forces musician but got to work with a few top stars in various bands
Tony Bennett (total ars#ole)
Shirley Bassey
Jack Jones
Frank Ifield
Johnny Mathis
Loads of others some who are on the naughty step these days .
He also played bass guitar on a Stranglers recording session.
I also played in a nine piece Jazz Rock band with dad and we had a guy called Herbie Flowers join us one night .
Herbie is ex forces and knew dad , Herbie was the top bass player in the 70s/80s and was in, Sky, Blue Mink , TRex and recorded with many others .
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While I was doing free fall parachuting; I met the first British woman to go into Space. I was coming down, struggling with my ripcord and asked:
“Do you know anything about parachutes?”
She was going up and said:
“No, do you know anything about gas cookers?”
Saw Her Majesty twice in one week.
The first time in Exeter where it looked like Lilly Law had nicked her - well what do expect when you go around in a ■■■■■■■■■ car with no number plate 
The second time Chesterfield and again, Lilly law had nicked her - same offence - when will she learn 
Any how, I gave her a wave and she waved back - well it could of been a wave or was it a ‘Harvey Smith’ !!!
ChrisArbon:
While I was doing free fall parachuting; I met the first British woman to go into Space. I was coming down, struggling with my ripcord and asked:
“Do you know anything about parachutes?”
She was going up and said:
“No, do you know anything about gas cookers?”
That bald bloke with massive ears who does the cowboy builder programmes…
That racing driver with no ears [emoji101]
Met a few
The Late Sir Bobby Robson & his wife a few times
Gary Speed & his wife Louise
Pavel Sernick & his wife
Gary Richrath
Robson Green
Declan Donnely
George Graham
Rob Lee & his wife & kids Oliver & Elliot
Alan Shearer & his wife
Les Ferdinand
Kevin Keegan
Bruce Hall
Freddie Shepard
Kevin Cronin
Mike Peters
Malcolm Macdonald
Steve Davis
Daly Thompson
Sir Alex Ferguson
Plus a few more
the maoster:
the nodding donkey:
robroy:
the nodding donkey:
Did he leave a message in a bottle?No he sent a message by Morse Code.
It went De do do do de da da da.That’s all I want to say to you.!
I’ll be watching you.
Don’t stand so close while you’re doing it.
Just been on the news, Sting has just got his Class 1 
Apparently he wants to experience the life of a tramper for his new Trucking songs album ‘Synchromeshcity’
Tracks include.
Box van.(you don’t have to put on a red light)
Don’t park so close to me
An Englishman in new Merc.
And…
Message in a ■■■■ bottle.
Thank you very much. 
I think I need a job with hassle and pressure, I’ve way too much ■■■■ time on my hands . 